I reckon her Tellytubby name would be
Manky Wanky.
She ain't no Tinky Winky.
Manky Wanky.
She ain't no Tinky Winky.
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Mr Stingray please blink twice if you need halp
She’s that filthy the chances of her passing on a fungal infection to that poor stingray are high…
Hamlin Bay, which is where this is, is known for its ‘friendly rays’ and people touching them. Difference between Steve Irwin is that he jumped in next to a ray in deep water, these come right up into the shallows and people feed them.
Rashy Gashy!?
Manky Wanky is
Agreed! Her nephews are really chill, her older sister is so zen and down to earth, and her mum seems so funny. She really lucked out on her personality.
Agreed! So green
and the views 
"Guys, this is my nefyew, he's so farken tall *giggle, looks up in air* so whatcha cookin' here? Choona? Is it choona savitchy? Ohh, is it like what I make, ya know the choona crap-slapped-on-a-plate-io? *pause, doesn't understand answer, wise nod* mmm so yeah when he was a kid I was farken takin' him and his brother to tha beach to troll for dick *eyes scrunch, leans over, laughing*
OMG the waving of the camera in! This isnt bleeping play school! Noni used to do that.
It irks me to NO END. She probably saw it on a YouTube video of how to present or something.
Also i do LOVE all the contributions on here too and how different/similar we all are on different points.
Going back to dickehead. I read it like dickie knee from hey hey! But there were a few other suggestions and it cracked me up reading them all bc of how different it was.
I believe we are all entitled to our opinion, this is a snark page after all. We come here to snark not have a tea party (however us all sitting around a table having tea and cheezles would be very fun
) So long as we keep violence out of it. 
How 'cool' she thought she was talking with her Nephews was so cringe to watch.Manky Wanky is
Agreed! Her nephews are really chill, her older sister is so zen and down to earth, and her mum seems so funny. She really lucked out on her personality.
Agreed! So green
"Guys, this is my nefyew, he's so farken tall *giggle, looks up in air* so whatcha cookin' here? Choona? Is it choona savitchy? Ohh, is it like what I make, ya know the choona crap-slapped-on-a-plate-io? *pause, doesn't understand answer, wise nod* mmm so yeah when he was a kid I was farken takin' him and his brother to tha beach to troll for dick *eyes scrunch, leans over, laughing*
Agreed though! She really lucked out on personality AND looks in the family.
crusty musty is another good name for her.
choona snarky how are you SO accurate every time. It frightens me how i can literally visualise her when i see your masterpieces!
Scratchy Snatchy
Did anyone catch the blink and you miss pic in the stories......
here you go.....
I wished I had of blinked and missed it...
also did she puchase several of those mauve crop jackets, or she just wearing the same clothes all the time
here you go.....
I wished I had of blinked and missed it...
also did she puchase several of those mauve crop jackets, or she just wearing the same clothes all the time
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Watching her interact with her nephew made me realise that she genuine still thinks she’s cool. Like she 100% hasn’t grasped that she’s a dumpy, mid 40s mother of 3 and that being cool is just well beyond her now. It’s going to be so amusing when Sage gets to the point of flat out telling her she’s an absolute embarrassment. I reckon most teenagers go through that stage, but at that point their mums already know they’re not cool. It’s going to come we a crushing blow to our gal Em.
I reckon it's the one little mauve jacket, that will be stretched to buggery by trips end. The bikini, I believe we unanimously decided, has adhered to her nether regions. Despite liking the colours and shape of the cardigan, the cheap poly blend will be emanating quite the odour from the sweat stains on the inner pits. Let's hope the secondhand washing machine can handle what's thrown into it upon their return to Victoria.
I thought low crutch joggers were a long gone thing. They look horrid.
Next thread name: choona, savitchy and cheezels
Next thread name: choona, savitchy and cheezels
So triggers me this bullshit pose, that bleeping hand! You are not a model EL the sooner you start to realise that the better. She may physically be with and around said "children" but as per usual her one and only focus is herself always has and always will be, such a sad existence for those poor kids
Needs a mention of the mugs surely...
Feel like she’s trying to get sponsored by the WA tourism board with all these reels about the area
or “chowing down choona and havin a laugh, used to go lookin for dick at the farkin park”
Low crotch joggers, she wear low crotch bikini bottoms. She can keep her coin purse and hanky in there.
Trust me he will! I think I’m okay and with it . My 14 yr old rolls his eyes over and over and over and tellls me to calm
Down!!!! And I’m only just asking a few questions more than allowable in his world not posing in my undies for the gram.
Okay so hear me out…
She’s adopted, yeah?
She’s adopted, yeah?
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