EmmyLou Loves #94 Blue chux of doom and a face like the moon 😂

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handunderchin

IAmSometimesTheWalrus said:
What fascinates me most - as someone who is the same age as her, has the same aged kids and is also overweight - is that she saw the FB ads for this dress that is clearly for a skinny young person and thought YES. THIS OUTFIT IS FOR ME.
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I thought the exact same thing! Just scroll on by…
 
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hotpussy

I still don’t get what’s so exciting about these free trips? Sure, if you’re actually PAID to go on them directly or by a contractual commitment yes… but to give up your previous time to go on something so basic?? I don’t get it! If it was 5 star Maldives all family etc that’s very different..!
 
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Instoxicated

Ugh. Mumma is loving the absolute shit out of herself today. I cannot deal She gets on this manic, smug as fuck high everytime she gets free shit. It's disgusting and tone deaf. A bit of humility for the fortunate position she finds herself in wouldn't go astray (although my distain for cruises is so high that I wouldn't go on one even if it was gifted. But Id pass it in to someone deserving and appreciative)
Also pull your fucking dress down you absolute pig. Not a single person wants or needs to see your weeks old stubble and fake tan as they exit Neds with their morning coffee.
 

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Scaredweirdlittleguy

I wonder how terrified Lia was looking at the tag. I bet she didn’t show the label until she saw the dress wasn’t “plus size”! I know it’s a 12 but it’s also a large (which astounds me, 12 to me is skinny as). Amy would have lost her shit if it said anything 16 and over.

A quick search makes me believe the dress was around $100 which is pretty cheap when you look at the other tat she insists on buying.
 
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MeowbahCanGoRot

Nobody’s gonna ask about this dress.
Nobody cares
And have some respect for yourself you filthy thing and stop lifting your dress on the footpath. No one cares about you waxing. I highly doubt Lea cares or wants to see all that she’s probably thinking. What a drongo
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Aaron trying to give it a go I guess with his online account
 

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TwentyTwentyWon

Hustler said:
She literally has no one to take with her except maybe Bubs. Imagine the two of them on an adults only cruise
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Imagine bubs picking up and Amy having to sit out on the deck waiting for her sister to finish with her root in their tiny cabin hahaha.
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Sure…Media! said:
I’ve had a mad dog busy day and just caught up… and got my colon moving Fark me. Nothing say geriatric like constipation
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The way she held up her fist to show us what her colon feels like. Wtaf. Imagine gifting this foul unit anything and thinking she'd be a good rep for your brand.
 
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Esme Watson

Is it bad that I think this dress actually looks half decent on her? Like she is covered appropriately. It’s not 3 sizes too small.

It’s fine. I’ll see myself out. No need for an escort.
 
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TwentyTwentyWon

Is Aaron meant to be the online marketing millionaire?
 
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Buttercup725

Esme Watson said:
Is it bad that I think this dress actually looks half decent on her? Like she is covered appropriately. It’s not 3 sizes too small.

It’s fine. I’ll see myself out. No need for an escort.
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I agree. It's my favorite color and because it is hot as hell here right now, it makes me sweat looking at it, but it's a nice length and not skin tight or showing her belly. But I still cannot stand her stupid self and her hair looks like a rats nest. It looks so dry and unconditioned.
 
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hotpussy

Oh god.. ALoves’s going to be one of those
”business coaches” that’s never had a successful business or brand !

No one wants to work these days in a real job!
 
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Instoxicated

Esme Watson said:
Is it bad that I think this dress actually looks half decent on her? Like she is covered appropriately. It’s not 3 sizes too small.

It’s fine. I’ll see myself out. No need for an escort.
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I'll walk out with you. I don't hate it either. Quite flattering on her, HOWEVER, as per usual, she ruins the vibe by parading around town like she's some sort of celebrity. So it doesn't really matter how flattering something is on her - she's still a cunt.
 
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Esme Watson

wannabealove said:
I’m coming with you…..
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Well thank god I’ll have company in hell!
 
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babe#3

The dress she has on today is not bad. It is the North Star High Neck Sweater dress and comes in size XS-XXL ($96). I am certain ‘Em is in size XXL (16)!

I love that colour but the pink nails on her fingers, red nails on her toes, and the pink bag all look terrible with that colour.

She has absolutely no taste at all. How much better would it have looked with a pair of tights and I either some knee high boots or some loafers. Instead, she’s wears those damn stupid sandals again!
 
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Limpy Love

As much as LL bangs on about being confident and independent, we all know she is socially inept, basically illiterate and ignorant.

Am I the only one who thinks that she will rave about the cruise for a little while and we'll never hear about it again?

I actually don't think she will go as she would be way out of her depth both socially and literally.
Shes not going to swan around in her bikinis in front of a cruise ship full of strangers because she is only confident and happy on a screen talking to her adoring fans.

However the "ALL DAY BUFFET" may get the trip over the line.
 
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