ActiveLies
VIP Member
I WANT PIER DANCING. I am jet lagged as fuck, have barely been in the country for the last 2 months, have mountains of washing to do (because like a normal person, I unpack suitcases as wash/dry/fold/put away the clothes inside, and then put the suitcases away) and I just want some entertainment in the form of a baby elephant stomping around a public place making sex faces. Is that so much to ask?