EmmyLou Loves #89 The return of Hoochylou, mumma's hips don't lie but her scales sure do

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She had a wanky overpriced chicken sandwich $16 that could’ve been made at home and It’s odd how this cow desperately wants to be slim but her eating appears to be episodic periods of binging and eating her feelings. She insists on sharing every morsel she shuves in her gob - again fucken odd.
 
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Fark you fezzas move fast, almost new thread time and it's only been 5 days!
We gotta move fast
 
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TwiggyLou thinks it's a giant flex to be able to eat what she wants and still rock a super hot body!!
She really needs to get rid of the magic mirrors at the hovel.
 
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Hahahaha seriously she is a slug... it's the perfect description of her
Or the caterpillar from a bugs life

 
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Latest post of something like TGI Friday's is somewhat of a hostage post even if the girls are still under her spell (for now) poor S being forced to be with his mother and Insta fodder for the night.
 
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Should've gone to specsavers. Her eyes are lying to her. Trimmy lou is really lardylou.
 
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I think she resents him for not being there so she can go swanning around willy nilly without worrying about who has the kids. She liked it when she held the upper hand as the bread winner.
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I'm saving those chicken sandwich ingredients, sounds yummy.
 
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Sage absolutely doesn’t wanna be at Chaddy tonight. His facial expressions (or lack there of) are heartbreaking. How can she not see it?
What worries me is if she does see it, and simply doesn’t give a single fuck.
 
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Sage absolutely doesn’t wanna be at Chaddy tonight. His facial expressions (or lack there of) are heartbreaking. How can she not see it?
What worries me is if she does see it, and simply doesn’t give a single fuck.
It’s the latter. She only cares about herself so why would she care about her own sons feelings. God forbid she put the needs of someone else above her own.
 
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Not really one to snark on kids (but hey I'm an arsehole) all of them poor things got her head didn't they!
 
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I think she resents him for not being there so she can go swanning around willy nilly without worrying about who has the kids. She liked it when she held the upper hand as the bread winner.
Absolutely this. I doubt she even told Aaron if she was out for the night or off to an event. Didn’t she take off to Thailand with almost no warning? Now everything little thing is a whole big thing and she has to coordinate with him properly. She’d hate that. Kids are her around when she doesn’t need them, and absent when she does.
 
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Not really one to snark on kids (but hey I'm an arsehole) all of them poor things got her head didn't they!
I don't think you're being an arsehole! Her genes are definitely strong. S looks like ALove in the face. They're all pleasant looking kids, and C especially seems a sweetheart. Shame their mother values dicke over time with them.
 
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I am cringing at her tagging Chadstone Fashion, does she think she is going to be their next Ambassador, AmyLou and her motley crew.
 
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I think she resents him for not being there so she can go swanning around willy nilly without worrying about who has the kids. She liked it when she held the upper hand as the bread winner.
I agree. When they were separated and living under the same roof. He still filmed her, looked after the kids.

She could only do whatever it she does because Aaron gave up work for 2 years to be a fulltime stay at home parent.
 
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My daughter is almost nine years old, she’s pretty strong willed when it comes to her outfit choices (fashionista), but when the top temperature for today was 12°C, I’d absolutely be putting my foot down to her wearing shorts and a singlet out to a shopping centre at night.
(and, yea, I saw the bomber jacket, but c’mon.)
 
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I am pages behind and just catching up. Fairly sure the correct term is an ‘oral story’
 
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