EmmyLou Loves #84 Pathetic B'day shout-out shares, no one d*cking cares. Got no mates, BYO paper plates
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Sexy in your slouchy cardigan
she loves the word slouchy…but I don’t think slouchy and sexy should be used together… especially to describe a fckn cardigan
It’s really it’s the sleeve of the dress and she thinks it’s an actual bleeping dress.
Thanks. Stolen
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She looks like an old winoThey have dinner together 2 or 3 times a week!
Yo Yo 
Let’s go down memory lane fezzas Tattlers ! Anyone remember this ?
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It's the "working progress" for me. duck she's a dead set moron.Yo Yo
You have a human right to love yourself.Yo Yo
She spelt dickehead wrong 
WHEEZING!For the new FezzasSnarky Tart we miss you still
these bunk beds were definitely not for kids
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OMG she’s found Geezus now. Praise be … another obsession. BabeV1.0 must have done her the dirty.
Affirmations won't change you're life Moonfacelou. You need to change
The guys she's chasing are too young and don't have the life experience to take on a 44 year old woman with 3 young kids.
I’ve finally caught up. Seems I’ve missed a bit while returning to full time work, so I can support my children and buy them nice things whether it’s for their birthday or just cos.
Oh, and so I can get a “looks like I got nothing done at the hairdressers but actually paid hundreds of dollars” haircut & colour, lash lift & eyebrow threading… OHHH and a facial, which I’ll ruin with not using correct products, despite being THE ambassador for Garnier.
Aw, I missed the Charlotte stories.
(also, fkn LOL @ the banana dress.. did people actually buy into that Bali debacle?)
Oh, and so I can get a “looks like I got nothing done at the hairdressers but actually paid hundreds of dollars” haircut & colour, lash lift & eyebrow threading… OHHH and a facial, which I’ll ruin with not using correct products, despite being THE ambassador for Garnier.
Aw, I missed the Charlotte stories.
(also, fkn LOL @ the banana dress.. did people actually buy into that Bali debacle?)
Holy crap! What did she do to those caterpillar eyebrows between the frosting of that cake and the pics in the lavender top?
Only likes affirmations from people of colour…
It’s the “taking off these Gucci’s [sic]” for me. Gotta get that flex in thereYo Yo
A visit to one of these clinics would benefit your youngest child LazyLou.
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Hahaha I remember when she used word "visceral" like 16 times a day when she was preaching to her community that she was only actively trying to lose weight because all the visceral fat around belly was not good. Of course it had nothing to do with trying to squeeze into a size 8 Bali Banana dress.
That dress and that whole sashaying around the villa, ass swooping from side to side as she did her best Getaway reporter impression is still one of my fave EL highlights. And the fact that she was selling the Bali trip so hard and it fell through? Makes it even better hahahah!
That dress and that whole sashaying around the villa, ass swooping from side to side as she did her best Getaway reporter impression is still one of my fave EL highlights. And the fact that she was selling the Bali trip so hard and it fell through? Makes it even better hahahah!
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