EmmyLou Loves #81 twenty seven orgasms over BBQ meat, no wonder this tubroll can't see her feet!

[Msoscyq]

VIC have another week. I’m in SA and we start ours Monday.

So school holidays don't cover the Easter break? Lucky SA kids, they get extra days off!

 

[hotpussy]

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BOOM!

Well wouldn’t you if you lived with that?

 

[CouldSizeDown]

How a “trained” beautician doesn’t know the name of beauty treatments astounds me.
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I swear if Holme Beauty collaborates with her, I’ll cry. That brand is far too good and ethical. I’ll also have to toss all my products.

Holme Beauty’s products are SO good. And their customer service is amazing - the pump mechanism on my setting spray failed and they sent me a new one by express post, no questions asked.

 

[Sunshineandfreestuff]

Holme Beauty’s products are SO good. And their customer service is amazing - the pump mechanism on my setting spray failed and they sent me a new one by express post, no questions asked.

YES! I love their stuff, and even the people they currently collab with (hello Clem Ford!). I pray they do not collab with skiddylou

 

[MeowbahCanGoRot]

Hey Emmylou and Aaron, Can you please seek medical attention for Vida?

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Poor kid

 

[Notpaid-justgifted]

I agree that we don't know what goes on when he has them but surely he is capable of taking his children to buy some appropriate clothes that fit.
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Probably does. There is a significant difference in how the kids look when they’re “catching up” with her whilst in his care vs when they’re with her. Amy is such a high level Narc she would insist on them wearing what she provided when with her. And then refuses to provide new stuff!

 

[party bag]

So school holidays don't cover the Easter break? Lucky SA kids, they get extra days off!

They do, they started Good Friday..... and go until after Anzac Day.....

 

[party bag]

I quite liked the cardigan too but would never give this cow a cent of my money!!

Also I am actually a S-M so if that’s the size that fits ol’ “size 10” it would be too big. Hate these labels that have overly generous sizing to play on their customers’ vanity!!

Barry Made has a similar jumper. They are not cheap but made in Melbourne, very ethical, small batch, small business.

 

[vikingjan]

Keeping the Tea coming

 

[ketchup menace]

I really hope one day she will just be like fuck this charade, I'm struggling, but we know that won't happen. She's done a Chrissie swan and is too far in her life to actually talk about the truth of what's happening behind the scenes.

What's "done a Chrissie swan" about ?

 

[hotpussy]

Deffo Fugly!!!


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Ha that’s fucking hilarious! Dead!!!!

 

[oxymoron]

I would love her to take up pole dancing

Took the words out of my mouth!

Lets see EL on the pole!
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[Butt3rfly]

That reminds me… I have a foot mask I wanna do.

Ditto…there’s a new exfoliating one I want to try

 

[Whiskers1]

Wasnt the dumping episode in Myers.

Haha forgot about that!

 

[Emmylou Strzelecki]

The poor kid definitely has something going on, just imagine living in the chaos that is that house (which she doesn’t, but spends some time there) it would drive me bonkers & I would need to have to have time out and I don’t suffer with any of the sensory struggles that I think V does, it’s a hoarders paradise in there, it’s all Lou’s clothes, bags, shoes & shit, all piled up in every inch of every space.
I would imagine when they are at home with Alove it would be much calmer, until EL decided she needs to film wholesome content with the kids present to fool her dopey followers he runs to her call.
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Those jumpers are a friggen rip off, not super hideous, except for that green, I wouldn’t wipe a skidmarked g-string on that. For 99.95 you can get 2 decent target ones, likely manufactured in the same off shore factory

Those jumpers are about a $60 mark up

 

[YankeeRoo]

Yo Yo EL, we have these weird devices, you may have heard of... iphones... lol where you can actually type into for other things other than African dances near me....
And where to find BBC......

Anywho , I took the liberty and 2 seconds of my life, to see that Melbourne is pretty spoiled for choice over the school holidays, with heaps of FREE and paid things for kiddos!!

Hope this helps , so that the children do not have to sit on the poo stained couch and listen to mouth stories all holidays!!

 

[Oops I did it again]

Pretty sure her lights are from Electric Confetti. Could be wrong though.

Yes they are because I have one of them that is the same and every time I look at it, it reminds me of this slug.

 

[hotpussy]

Always interesting to see who EL follows. View attachment 2101335

She seems to be the last influencer ever to adopt tik tok
She has 2 old videos up there and not relevant to her current persona..
she could do quite well if she was real and chronicled her shit life (a day in the life) and dating BBC’s…

 

[Hellojanuary]

Someone knows someone that knows the owner of Dundas and Fawcett who also owns a lot of well known cafes in Melbourne

Can you say more?

 

[Director of Mugs]

Yeah but it might give her ideas though!!! Look what happened when she started going to The Beat!

Yes! You're right. Found one for EL, as she's all about private lessons.

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