Emmylou Loves #77 Gettin’ on the gear & dancin’ on the pier, Sadza’s fave snack ‘cos AmyLou’s now black

[Butt3rfly]

Finally figured out why she’s always carrying that red AirPod case………she’s actually got ALove’s balls in there……..cos he certainly doesn’t have them.

 

[BettyFord]

I never followed her in 2018, but what a stark contrast to how she portrays herself now. I actually liked watching this throwback reel of her doing this grazing table, compared to her current stuff of afro beats and oxtail shit , and being a dirty bitch in general etc etc. She's changed alot, and not for the better. How has she not lost more followers.

 

[ItsMeMartha]

I used to say it occasionally pre Amy days but now it’s like nails down a chalk board when I hear it said by anyone.

Its the vibe of it. It’s the constitution. It’s Mabo. It’s justice. It’s law. It’s the vibe and ah, no that’s it. It’s the vibe. I rest my case

 

[Oops I did it again]

Ok congratulations @StickyTapeTits - as you got the most likes and this is an awesome thread title, I'm getting in early to create a new thread. I had to edit it a little bit to fit though.

Will she continue with her African obsession for the next 7 days?
Will she wear her camel toe shorts?
When is the crusty bikini making a comeback with Melbourne's warm weather this week?
Will Sage ever be seen on her IG again?
Has she already finished gorging on the oxtail spew?
Will she dance on the pier all week?

So many questions Fezza bishmas!

 

[Sure…Media!]

New thread suggestion:

Hails from Zimbabwe, prowling for a new bae, might get a job some day.

I’m sensing a business opportunity here. Since the Bali trip fell through, she should consider being our tour guide and take us to Rhodesia. It would be wonderful. We’d sleep in til midday, dance til we dislocate a hip and eat chicken wings til 1am. ALove can do tarot readings and everyone gets a complimentary face shield to help protect us from mad cow disease. Pack your super cute short shorts! It’ll be such a vibe.

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

Sorry kids Mum has injured her knee so back to Dads tomorrow for at least a week. Well played Amylou well played.

 

[Icantlookaway]

She made burritos with freaking white rice. Those were not fajitas. Fajitas are served with sizzling hot onions and peppers and meat to be wrapped up in tortillas with Mexican rice. She needs to come to California to see how it's done.

You can have her Buttercup, we don't want her

 

[screenfreelookatme]

For everyone wondering how she’s going to the toilet in the unitard, it will be exactly like new year where she said she just pulls it to the side. So amongst all the sweat and whatever else, there’s probably also a bit of backsplash. You’re welcome

 

[Gorgeous Bewdiful Magical]

I cannot believe she is now shopping at a South African supermarket. Her obsession, cultural appropriation and idiocy know no bounds.

 

[gemmagucci]

It's not a fucking vibe !!!!

NOTHING IS A FUCKING VIBE !!!!

The shaky peace sign/gang sign/dance hand/whatever the fuck she thinks it is makes it even more cringe.

And if she thinks that's going to help her stay relevant, she's got another thing coming. Yet another AmyLou fail View attachment 2040001

She gets real confident when centrelink smutty sue turns up.Bogan has her back. Put her in a room full of well educated, well spoken, ordinary mum folk and she’d be quiet as a mouse.

 

[@LeahLeftUs!]

Whoa , she’s on a blocking rampage or hopefully, the tribe has spoken….

 

[yoyomumma]

Why, as a middle aged frump, do you need to lift up your top and show us your unitard? In public? Who does that? I’m just so confused by this

reminds me of my niece, who on the weekend, lifted up her skirt to show me her ‘big girl undies’ after graduating from nappies

 

[reens84’]

Who remembers the Cacio e Pepe shot in Charlotte’s House?

 

[ActiveLies]

This whole African obsession is just to get a root yeah?

I imagine it went down in this kinda sequence -

• African community more embracive of thicker bodies generally. A place where Amy didn’t feel self conscious and inadequate for not actually being the size 10 she pretends to be.
• Made ‘friends’ with younger African men who happily eat her food and accept lifts to and from places by soberLou. Mistakes them taking her charity as them being keen.
• In a moment/s of weakness, one/several of them have thrown the leg over because hey, why hole’s a goal and sometimes a bloke just wants to get their dick wet
• BootyLou thinks she’s made it. This is it. She’d an African Queen. Alas, the sex dries up.
• The first round of dance classes happens - surely some sexy moves on the D floor will secure her some D til she’s sore.
• Much to her shock and horror, the 3 day intensive of dancing doesn’t result in a smorgasbord of African Sausage.
• She ramps up the BBQs, the late night feasts, attendance at The Beat, the local basketball pop in… and still her itch remains unscratched.
• Now the conclusion is “if I can dance like all those cool African women at The Beat, the men might respond well to me being in heat”

And here we are. Daily dance lessons in a desperate bid for someone to please fuck her.

 

[dickehead]

she says she has no idea what she has done? umm you’ve done literally nothing but jump on it the last four days?????!?!

 

[Bindi]

Sage calling her an idiot............................................gold!

Sage doing the Fezza's work.....VIP!

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Love it, Sage is officially a legend, I have a broken shoulder “you idiot” we hear you Sagey, don’t worry mate, thank god you only have to do the bare minimum with your mother now, hang firm mate!

 

[slap2fish2gether]

EmmyLou Loves #78 A unitard on a unit of lard

I'm so original

 

[dickehead]

I love your username.

thank you so much! i was lucky to be online when the whole dickehead mugs drama was unfolding. that was the night i knew fezzas were my people

 

[ItsMeMartha]

I have a feeling she will wear this unitard for dayyyyys...

On her way to The Beat in said Unitard