EmmyLou Loves #55 five horses for Xmas dinner, free diamonds for the grifter, red dress didn’t impress!

[Limpy Love]

Can any of our experts put a side by side together of her in the bikini last year in WA and now please?

Love to see a comparison

 

[Icantlookaway]

One of the (many) things she says that really grinds my gears is “do you know what I mean?” after things that are very easily understood. Like yesterday, I think she said “to steam the apples, pop a lid on the saucepan… do ya knowwhaddimean?”. No. Please explain it to me.

She’s such a bulbous fuckwit, do you know what I mean?

Hahaha yesss! I thought that yesterday too, at that exact moment! I was like ffs, you're talking to your farkin phone, do you expect a reply ya farkin womble?!

 

[Listerfiend]

Ok so I haven’t followed EL for ages and I’ve tried to catch up but I’ve got no chance . She has a ‘boyfriend’ now? Do we know who the lucky bloke is? Has she shared any pics of him or is keeping him under wraps?

Other than that, it seems to be business as usual with her!

 

[Oops I did it again]

Here you go. Actually it was $18 and not even signed!!! I remember her shilling it and she had crates and crates of the magazine and she was showing herself signing them. I think they were an extra $5 for a signed copy.

. She thinks her autograth is worth money. 🫠

 

[Pollie]

I’d actually have a slither of respect for her if she commented on the Balenciaga situation. Why is a nobody saying anything, pathetic cunts.
She looks fucking terrible in everything, end of story. Period dot lol.

 

[somanyteeth]

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This is what king babe sees when she climbs on top

 

[Oops I did it again]

Don't forget her 2 week vegan "health kick"... I'm generous is stating it was 2 weeks, she fell off another health wagon

Now she eats every part of the cow.

 

[peacefulsoul]

full of chaaaaange full of possibiliteeeees. Yuck! Any day can be a good if you want to to be lazylou.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Why is she not wearing any clothes?

 

[sweatysalmonbox]

Now I’m being served Victoria Secrets ads on tattle…. ELL could only dream Babe would buy VS for her!

As for us fezza’s this is would be our darkest nightmare

 

[makeitstop]

Circling back did ‘the children’ even get to eat the cake they baked they haven’t been sighted since Wednesday morning most likely downed the whole thing herself.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Side by side of that bikini from today and when she wore it in WA… hate to admit it, but she *may* have actually lost some weight in between. NOT 20 FUCKING KILOS THOUGH

No weight loss, just gunt removal!

 

[Oops I did it again]

She's so unfortunate looking these days.
She doesnt have a single redeeming feature.
Her hair is dead, her skin is dry and patchy, her asshole/smokers lips dont ever look moisturised, she has multiple sets of breasts and a built in basketball.
I wonder what drugs She's on other than insta likes that lead her to believe she is Ashley Graham.

Why on earth would you say that.

 

[somanyteeth]

OMG!!
I cant unsee her sitting so close to the MU bench.

Good thing see is in the second row because I hate to imagine what she chosen to wear with the pink tank....oops crop.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
They were just asked to move. (live on TV) and the rightful owners of those seats are now sitting there!!
What a fucking scam artist she is!!
Who would sit in someone's courtside seats??

Holy fuck this is the best thing ive ever read ever.

 

[Icantlookaway]

Everyone I know knows the Nutbush but none of us know why! I don’t recall ever being taught it, but could bust it out any time?

Yes same!

 

[Platenipples]

Wait a minute, did she give her kid a peanut butter sandwich for school. Aren’t primary schools in Melbourne a “Nut Free Zone” ?

Ours isn't nut free, but our previous primary school was. I think it is individual to the school.
But WTF is with those lunches. If they've had a decent breakfast they don't need that much food (ie Sages lunch)... a sandwich, fruit and crackers. Done. Ive got two boys and thats all they take. He's got a millions snacks. If the lunch box is overflowing and you need more storage its too much. Leave the yoghurt for after school if it doesn't fit.

 

[all for the gram]

Do we think he asked for his PJ's back hence the silence??

He probably thought she would wash them for him

 

[gemmagucci]

OMG I’m snorting with laughter and it’s late!
My kids are worried “are you laughing at that fat lady again you like?”!!

Oh just catching up. This comment made me burst with laughter. Kids say it!!!!

 

[Buttercup725]

Thanks, guys for your answers! It looked like a form of line dancing to me and it is. I wish we had learned it in the US.

 

[YankeeRoo]

OMG this is like Liela Stead Golde scam!

And Constance Hall!! When she was selling sunnies from Wish and other sites like Wish!!!!