EmmyLou Loves #53 Pancake tits, she thinks she's lit, any excuse to take off her kit

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I could imagine her house smelling like cooked cabbage

So she rises early then naps during the day? That makes sense. I wondered where she was getting all that energy from.
 
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Lets take a moment to reflect on the delicacy that EL so loves!! Its a TAIL of a freakin COW!! Covered in shit, like all the shit that comes outta her mouth!!
Enjoy ur stew Lou!!

 
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Make sure you don't forget to set your alarm for 6:30am to rise and shine and make your ox tail stew.
 
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Did anyone else see the viewer numbers drop as soon as she started crapping on about her fave basketball players?! Read the room Emmy, no one gives a shit. And if they do, they’re not turning to you for expert sporting analysis.
Probably her own questions she's thinking up herself
 
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She said that she uses 3 eggs to do 3 kgs of meat but is doing 500 grams today so use less if you are halving the recipe. Newsflash - half of 3kgs is not 500 grams
 
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And just like that babe has prepared some sadza and kale to accompany the ox tail atrocity. Tell us you read her LL without telling us you read here.
 
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And just like that babe has prepared some sadza and kale to accompany the ox tail atrocity. Tell us you read her LL without telling us you read here.
Yep exactly what I was thinking!! I guess it’s the equivalent of flowers…..

Don’t The Children usually come back on Sunday nights??
 
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Yep exactly what I was thinking!! I guess it’s the equivalent of flowers…..

Don’t The Children usually come back on Sunday nights??
The non-negotiable family nights went out the window and were replaced with babe and oxtail slop. Explains why she was up early and cooking at 6am. She sure as hell wasn’t up early to cook for her kids.
 
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Why does she put her lash Fridays serum on top of her mascara??? It literally says on their site that it won’t work on top of mascara
Also doesn’t like the sponge applicator because of bacteria sticking on it…yet uses the serum ontop of mascara and then puts the brush (and mascara particles) back into the tube???
 
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And just like that babe has prepared some sadza and kale to accompany the ox tail atrocity. Tell us you read her LL without telling us you read here.
So she is eating another bowl of tail??? In one day.....

 
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