Bahahaha this is bleeping goldI haven’t read through all the posts yet but she keeps saying “light clair” in relation to the Maybelline makeup!!!! The colour is ‘light’ and it has ‘clair’ underneath it as the French word for light… it’s not the full name of the colour you bleeping idiot.How is she this dumb??
EmmyLou Loves #51 Uber driver failed to stop, but the real car crash is EL's tits in her Henne top
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Cross-Eyed Lou 
Fiction v’s reality. Where’s the body confidence when your image is altered to within an inch of its life? This bullshit makes me so 
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Snap!! I had to change my avatar alsoWho needs diet pills when the 5 day old curry makes you green at the gills.
The tight dress, bistro red, no women in their right mind would be caught dead!
It’s my new pic
It’s too good to pass up isn’t itSnap!! I had to change my avatar also
Graduated with honours!!I’d just like to thank EL for her bat tit crazy antics. You being the nut job that you are has upgraded me to well known member. It’s been an honour tattlersMight consume a family bag of cheezels to celebrate
The Cheezel worshippingA few screenshots that truly capture EL.
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Cross-eyed Lou is truly the gift that keeps givingIt’s too good to pass up isn’t it
In Italy, Cheezels are known under the name 'Yonkers', also owned by Mondelēz International[citation needed]. The snack has no slogan, and features a mascot named 'Yonky', after the snack. However, Yonky's catchphrase is 'Yonk!' which could be considered the slogan.
The gronky yonk
The gronky yonk
I sped through it as it was bat tit boring, I thought she was referring to someone called Claire.I haven’t read through all the posts yet but she keeps saying “light clair” in relation to the Maybelline makeup!!!! The colour is ‘light’ and it has ‘clair’ underneath it as the French word for light… it’s not the full name of the colour you bleeping idiot.
Oh no. The placement of the split in that dress. Her wide legged dancing. The dress bunching up around the gut. Some poor soul is going to see BrazilianflapLou
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I use the under eye concealer thing in that colour and I thought that was the name of the colour! TIL!
I'm that dumbI haven’t read through all the posts yet but she keeps saying “light clair” in relation to the Maybelline makeup!!!! The colour is ‘light’ and it has ‘clair’ underneath it as the French word for light… it’s not the full name of the colour you bleeping idiot.
I use the under eye concealer thing in that colour and I thought that was the name of the colour! TIL!FRIDAY = Cross eyed LOU DAY
I think she's worked with them before so it wouldn't surprise me. I vaguely remember her running some kind of workshop at one point.
ChedderLou
Haha it’s ok you’re not broadcasting it to 120K people, just your Tattle famI
I'm that dumb
She’s clearly just watched the latest Kardashians ep when Kim got herself into Marilyn’s dress for the Met Gala. Except Kim went on a beserk, tit as unhealthy shred to do it. Our
And look how happy she looks.
Sharp contrast from the cooking segment on TV straight to her cutting meat with scissors onto a dry wrap 
But that's her MO isn't?!I get that but just because I can squeeze my body into something doesn’t mean it looks good
If she can squeeze into it... however tight it is, however much it's pulling or straining, however misshapen, short or see-though it becomes... it's considered by Lardylou to "fit".
Her delusion is unwavering.
Did her daughter just call her stupid? 
Same video filter as the Kardashians!Fiction v’s reality. Where’s the body confidence when your image is altered to within an inch of its life? This bullshit makes me so
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