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[Jasper19690]

EL paid. She made a point to mention it.

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Wonder if it is Jess and her friends EL is going out with tonight.

And I bet she claims it as a business expense. She really needs to be investigated by the ATO

What's the event she's going to tonight for?

I don't think it was an event. Just a night out

 

[whodat1]

That’s a bit uncalled for against Jess - we snark on Emmy because she pretends to be something she’s not, but I don’t believe I’ve seen Jess pretend she is a size 12!

I agree leave Jess out of this she seems nice

 

[ZeeBee147]

I’ll go put myself in the bin now, but she actually looks quite nice today in the jumpsuit! Makes such a difference when the right parts are covered up!

I thought the same thing, "Thank God she has put the gunt away!"

 

[lifeispeachy]

A tattler super sluth posted a couple pages back that she was heard leaning in telling him to pretend she has said something funny.
Who tf does that I have so much second hand embarrassment, there is something seriously wrong with this woman and I just wish reality would slap her in the face so that she sees what we do.

No no, he was telling her to pose for the photo and pretend he said something funny (like you do when ur a bridesmaid) as in, it’s not a video, it’s a photo…

 

[Sashafierce]

I would ange to be doing her washing, how many outfits has she soiled today, does she shit her pants? Lol

Oh but she doesn’t wash regularly - maybe does one wash a season

 

[meg_snarkle]

Can I ask what those little straps are that protrude under her sleeves?

Please tell me it’s not some kind of lingerie.

 

[Aaron left us blue]

If the return flight is free, it's about $400 in economy total. She may have been given lounge access only for the "promotion". Those promotional seats she sat in were economy seats.
It really is a middle seat lottery - imagine losing and having to sit next to her and her pleather skirt and those damn shoes again.

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Size 12 my arse!!

 

[TrainwreckinTulla]

At least that rain let EL wash her face
she had smudged eyeliner still on from last night

And her hair as well....

 

[Oops I did it again]

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OMG. ded

 

[HitnMiss]

It’s bewdifulllll. It’s gorgeous. It’s.amazing.

My 3 year old goddaughter does something similar to this stance

 

[Jasper19690]

EL has spent so much money today on eating out. 2 dirty martinis would be nearly $50. Plus whatever food she's eating tonight.



Gold!

@Super Cute

She needs a bra for her back boobs

 

[mariah cachia]

She is just a bogan who tries to dress like she isn't a bogan

And fails miserably at that too

 

[greacea]

EL paid. She made a point to mention it.

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Wonder if it is Jess and her friends EL is going out with tonight.

Of course she had to mention it

 

[cashedupbogan]

Who’s the new guy with them, def better looking than Babe

 

[TrainwreckinTulla]

Soph’s hair isn’t that good

Touche'

 

[SnarkIsLyf]

I don’t understand. She’s out with friends (supposedly), at what looks to be a busy & upmarket establishment… and she’s squawking into her phone about drinks, and not being allowed to touch bottles, “omg this is so new to me! I’m not used to this!” Blah blah blah.

surely… surely, you should be chatting with your friends??? And I say this as someone who’s sitting on their couch watching Unsolved Mysteries on a Saturday night.

I watched From Scratch and bawled my eyes out for 8 hours straight! MY glamorous Sat night lol

 

[influencerschminzuer]

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capsicum not capsicun you fucking idiot

I almost posted this exact thing

 

[SnarkIsLyf]

Even her jewelry is triggering me today, does she not own anything other than Mr T chains?

Someone probably told her that big jewellery makes you look smaller!!!

 

[influencerschminzuer]

I’ll go put myself in the bin now, but she actually looks quite nice today in the jumpsuit! Makes such a difference when the right parts are covered up!

I thought the same

 

[CouldSizeDown]

Was that the ‘Amy get me a tissue event’?

Yes!!!!