EmmyLou Loves #44 Finally saw Charlotte at the annual bath, Lou’s green potatoes made everyone barf

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Yes, please go see this GP who specialises in fertility! I'm so proud of you for questioning the GP's "verdict" and advocating for yourself. Yes, it seems incredibly unfair that Em gets 3 kids and you're still trying. It could also be worth testing your boyfriend for sperm count/motility etc. He may not want to hear that but it's important information.
How is you sister?
Oh thank you so much! I literally cried so much I’m so tired now :( I will go to work tomorrow with a puffy face but oh well. My boyfriend is booked to get checked so let’s see. We’ve been trying for 5 months now and nothing :( not even a period this time round.

my sister is thriving and loving life. She has been my rock since this journey. I send her all my results as I want her to know everything and anything and she loves it! She tells me the right things, sends me books to look at and people to see! She is not questioning my decision to start trying for kids, instead she’s supporting it and is happy to be on this journey with me. I asked her if I’m stressing her out about it all / but she said “no! Yorue a perfect distraction for me when I get infusions. I have doctors around me so I get their advice for you and I also learn more about the female body!” Enough about me, my sister is loving life, thriving with her son and husband and is happy to be on new treatment: she believes her body can fight the cancer and that she believes in herself she can do it! I’m so proud of her. I want to name my future daughter after her.
 
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Has her diet advice this morning disappeared? I reported it as eating disorder content and kind hoping it worked - though I think the story just doesn’t show for me because I reported it!
If you report something, it “disappears” for you. Happened to me last week when I reported Soph for her disgusting sexual posts about her PA
 
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I missed that, what did she do?
Turns out, I mistyped… I actually reported her for the “fanny flutter” comment she made about Florence Pugh after seeing Dont Worry Darling.
BUT, I did almost report her for when she hijacked her PAs Instagram and posted a pic calling her “bleeping hot” and just being gross in general.
Minor things probably, but I always try and look at it from the another angle. If this was a guy posting about a women, especially an employee, would it offend me? If yes, then it’s not ok that she posted it either. Just because she’s the first millionaire lesbian CEO, doesn’t mean she can post things like this publicly.
 
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Is there anything on the internet that is funnier than listening to LL talking about health and nutrition?

It's abundantly obvious that she had absolutely no idea about either and is totally kidding herself.
 
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Recrap of the thread that was! - We started out on a #Gifted trip away to a bewdiful farm with African Sausage! We shared Double Showers, Crock Pots of Doom (Stewed mystery meat from home, left in car) - Potatoes Aplenty, And Farkin Goats! They even named one after me and Babe! So Gawjuss!! - School Holidays started off, and Mumma was already tired! We saw The Children beg for a movie, In bathers on social media, at the hot springs, and then they were off like a rocket to Alove!! Big sigh of relief for mumma!! - We were slandered with the Big Black Hole sweat tops in a variety of colors!! ⚫ ➖ Yo Mumma has to hustle ya know!! ✌🏻 And bringing winter tops out just before Summer is the brain capacity we are working with here folks!! - We saw Hot Springs, Grated Boiled Eggs, Don the Kabana, Mystery Mate Charlotte!! - Potato Salads, Pasta Salads, Ox Tails and Beef Cheeks, Fatty Medalions and Phallic Garlic Butter, 50th Birthday Party Crashing, Japanese At Crown, Random Baby!! Sooooo devine!! We were treated to Charcoal facials and Lasers and a brown spot that resembles Milo, A massage at the markets, and tickling the ivories to Rainbow Connection -🎹 - We had walks, We had coffees, We had Food Fondling... but the icing on the lava cake was Mummas fat ass plonked on the beach, getting some rays and some Kewl Fresh Beatz!!! ✌🏻
- After consuming every spud in Victoria, and every rear end and front end of cows, Mumma has now decided that "Healthy Eating" shall be on the agenda!! New Journal was in order! And sound advice about seeing a nutritionist, But you can still have Cheezels and lashings of Budder on Saladas!! Win win!! 🧈🧈 -
We shall look forward to the upcoming antics of this crazy psycopath in the new week ahead!! May there be Ox Tails and Udder Budder galore!! Peace Out Fezzas!!! ✍🏻✌🏻
 
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Recrap of the thread that was! - We started out on a #Gifted trip away to a bewdiful farm with African Sausage! We shared Double Showers, Crock Pots of Doom (Stewed mystery meat from home, left in car) - Potatoes Aplenty, And Farkin Goats! They even named one after me and Babe! So Gawjuss!! - School Holidays started off, and Mumma was already tired! We saw The Children beg for a movie, In bathers on social media, at the hot springs, and then they were off like a rocket to Alove!! Big sigh of relief for mumma!! - We were slandered with the Big Black Hole sweat tops in a variety of colors!! ⚫ ➖ Yo Mumma has to hustle ya know!! ✌🏻 And bringing winter tops out just before Summer is the brain capacity we are working with here folks!! - We saw Hot Springs, Grated Boiled Eggs, Don the Kabana, Mystery Mate Charlotte!! - Potato Salads, Pasta Salads, Ox Tails and Beef Cheeks, Fatty Medalions and Phallic Garlic Butter, 50th Birthday Party Crashing, Japanese At Crown, Random Baby!! Sooooo devine!! We were treated to Charcoal facials and Lasers and a brown spot that resembles Milo, A massage at the markets, and tickling the ivories to Rainbow Connection -🎹 - We had walks, We had coffees, We had Food Fondling... but the icing on the lava cake was Mummas fat ass plonked on the beach, getting some rays and some Kewl Fresh Beatz!!! ✌🏻
- After consuming every spud in Victoria, and every rear end and front end of cows, Mumma has now decided that "Healthy Eating" shall be on the agenda!! New Journal was in order! And sound advice about seeing a nutritionist, But you can still have Cheezels and lashings of Budder on Saladas!! Win win!! 🧈🧈 -
We shall look forward to the upcoming antics of this crazy psycopath in the new week ahead!! May there be Ox Tails and Udder Budder galore!! Peace Out Fezzas!!! ✍🏻✌🏻
hahahah you smashed it 🙌😂

Oh FFS. I think I’m going to barf 🤢
How is this appealing?! Please someone enlighten me… does watching her scoop this yellow pus looking fat out of that pot make you leap up out of your chair and say “duck yeah, I’m gunna make this tit right here…mmm yummy”. Looks bleeping rank
 

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This is not what I wanted to see right before breakfast. Literally who does she think wants to see this content at 6am in the morning! It’s actually foul! 🤢🤢🤢
 
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View attachment 1607491This is not what I wanted to see right before breakfast. Literally who does she think wants to see this content at 6am in the morning! It’s actually foul! 🤢🤢🤢
Came here to say this, bleeping rank EL you disgusting pig. That looks horrid. FYI most of us would never cook Ox tail at all let alone once a week. Absolutely flabbergasted yet again
 
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I’ll take “things Babe says before he hides the African Sausage” for $200 thanks Alex.
 
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Oh god.....that just made my eyes water and that watery feeling you get in your mouth before you're about to spew....
Christ she Is a heart attack ticking time bomb....thats the most disgusting thing I've just about ever seen cooked.
 
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WHAT THE duck! She's boiling it now recooking the slow cooker slop. Who cooks a slow cooked anything for later?? This food obsession is unlike anything i have seen before.
If you can scoop an entire bowl of fat from a meal is it really something you should be eating i actually feel physically sick
 
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So she blocked on insta but i have never followed her on FB and being that she loves that public setting so much, I'm back 🤭 ......just saw her story.....what the duck was that????? Seriously, my kids have had stomach bugs and the aftermath of those is more appealing than the gigantic heap of muck in that slow cooker 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
 
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That fat scooping was absolutely 🤢🤮. And she’s reheating an entire crockpot of cow tail slop - which means it can’t be reheated again - are they going to eat the whole thing in 1 sitting??!
 
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WTF is she going to do with all that fat spread it on her saladas 🤮

Why is she reheating the whole pot thought this was her dinner for the whole week this witch will be running to the dunny with her food hygiene or lack of 🤢💩
 
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