Emmylou Loves #38 Staycay at the plywood, dressin like a slurry, 20kg gone thanks to laxatives and durries

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Aww @MrsDinosaur things will get better! She pisses everyone here off on a daily basis.

Actually lately she pisses me off on an hourly basis
 
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Er no going to Wollies three times in 45 minutes can’t say I’ve done that!
 
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Aww @MrsDinosaur things will get better! She pisses everyone here off on a daily basis.

Actually lately she pisses me off on an hourly basis
Thank you posty, I hope so.
You ladies (and gent) give me the laughs I need it's amazing how one dirty bitch can bring a bunch of fabulous women together
 
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So basically her sister will be there for the day cleaning the kitchen after Emmy makes yet another curry.
 
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How was the rage when Leah corrected her pronunciation of sous vide? It actually made me feel very uncomfortable. I would hate to be around her when she does lose it.

It really emphasised to me what an uncultured fool she is. I don't expect everyone to know how to pronounce French, but this is a widely known culinary term. Even as a shit cook I know what it means and how to say it. Obviously applied for MasterChef but never watched a single episode in her life. Dickehead. Also, tie your hair back and put on an apron, you dirty sausage repository.
 
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Here we go she’s selling again who the fuck would pay $29.95 because she can now sell them. They are in the bargain bin at all the stores for no more than $5 Emmylou
 
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Here we go she’s selling again who the fuck would pay $29.95 because she can now sell them. They are in the bargain bin at all the stores for no more than $5 Emmylou
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Now it makes sense why she’s been cooking for the Gram again lately. It was all about reminding people she’s a cook and has a cookbook to sell. She will make a pretty tidy profit selling those books direct to followers with no middle man taking a cut. Money she could have used to buy herself a Russell Hobbs appliance maybe… I actually need a new slow cooker and I now know where I definitely won’t be buying it from.
 
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*bug eyes* please guysss buy my book *fake smile* I've got 700 farken copies left *scowl* there was a thousand but the rats in the warehouse shit all over them so we're down to just 700 *Leah inaudible in background* no I will not be price matching with Kmart or anywhere else *rage face* I have made hardly any fucken money on this I didn't even get a fucken launch party okay *sad, angry face* but it would really mean so much if yas can jump on and get yaselves a copy because Mama needs a new corset *giggle*
 
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The swearing in the tagged post about the slow cooker!!! I bet Russell Hobbs won’t appreciate that! Good lord, can’t you just be humble and accept something without swearing and screeching!!
 
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I was trying to figure out why her hair looked better today, because all the new blonde has been washed out? Has she undone what the hairdresser did the other day?
 
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Everyone is on Aaron’s side. He’s happy to make a snack at her place and be on camera. Will he charge her like jaryd used to charge Sofie??? She cooked dinner for them the other night? I’m the first to admit she leaves them with him but he works away as well!!
I can tell you I’d be make you effing vegan shit at your own place!!!
 
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I can’t quite figure out who you’re shitty with here? EL? ALove? Tattlers?? 🫣
Sorry I’ve got a massive brain fog happening!
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CurtIn bangs go over night and I’ve got curly healthy hair unlike her. Mine stay in a bit but with limp dead straight hair like hers you’d need to re-blow wave them in every day!

Can anyone comment honestly if you were Russell Hobbs and an influencer got your slow cooker. You’d forgive them for mispronouncing Sou-vee lol but swearing etc if I was marketing I’d shut her down. Amelia Webb doesn’t and gets more gigs
 
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