Emmylou Loves #38 Staycay at the plywood, dressin like a slurry, 20kg gone thanks to laxatives and durries

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She doesn't know the difference between "bought" and "brought", and apparently has never heard of "you're" since she only ever uses "your" - and you expect her to learn how to say "Boerwors"??

Fixed it.

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I think they take a commission out of her fee. I guess they got her the Bec Judd event.
Anyone else think she's photoshopped this pic?
 
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Burst blood vessels in your eyes are an alcoholic thing. I know this as my Aunty who is a shocking alcoholic constantly has them she blames them on anything from allergies to rubbing her eyes.
 
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So she wears an apron to Woolies just not while shes actually cooking in the kitchen
 
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I love that she’s answering a question about where to go for a mother daughter weekend getaway like she wasn’t just gifted a “staycation” and didn’t take either of her daughters
 
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Burst blood vessels in your eyes are an alcoholic thing. I know this as my Aunty who is a shocking alcoholic constantly has them she blames them on anything from allergies to rubbing her eyes.
I had bulimia in high school so had burst blood vessels in my eyes frequently
 
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I love that she’s answering a question about where to go for a mother daughter weekend getaway like she wasn’t just gifted a “staycation” and didn’t take either of her daughters
And the stupid gumnut didn't think to mention the hotel she literally just stayed at!?

For fuck sake
 
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I love that she’s answering a question about where to go for a mother daughter weekend getaway like she wasn’t just gifted a “staycation” and didn’t take either of her daughters
Aside from the gifted tickets to Hairspray she has taken her daughters to none of the places she mentioned there were some many contradictions in her Q& A.
 
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And the stupid gumnut didn't think to mention the hotel she literally just stayed at!?

For fuck sake
She could’ve even suggested a quickie road trip to the Warragul Roadhouse

*no shade on Warragul, I’m just having fun
 
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Ohh super cute Hugs
All good Tattlers. It was an unfortunate phase of my high school life that was a result of growing up in the 70’s-90’s with a diet obsessed mother. I think a lot of us older Tattlers grew up with similar mothers.
 
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I’d like to hear what her management thought of last weekend’s staycation-related posts? I can’t imagine, even with them knowing her way of communicating with her customers, they would be too happy with the crap she posted last weekend.

Seeing her all giddy talking about dating now that she’s not fucked up lol, the only thought I have for any of these dates is “use two condoms” I doubt she’d want anymore kids but I’d still be ultra cautious to avoid being forced to deal with her for a lifetime.
 
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Avoid the slag, no need to double bag!
 
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Fifi from sushi mango is fifistrom I think and my comment was out of pure shock. I had only ever seen her in her dresses that she makes and sells as her business. My point was if Fifi (I’m not sure if that’s her name actually or just her handle did have hipbones sticking out!! Wish mine still did. She’s hasn’t had children yet or gotten older!! Her time will come. Knowing my luck she’s blessed with permanent skinny genes
 
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