Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

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SnarkyTart

When Emmy sees Tommy's sausage...
 

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SnarkyTart

Yo yo*creepy smirk* just popping on real quick because I've had to go late night shopping to get a farken soccer ball *angry face* but I also stopped in at Woolies *bug eyes* because I wanted ta just get some ya know last minute ingreedyents because *voice raises and quickens in excitement* I just thought of a really ya know super cute kind of dish to have tomorrow *nodding, neck wobbling* I'm gunna do my Flick The Bean salad *really big bug eyes* it's on page 69 of my first *purses lips* was it my first maybe my second *giggle* it's in one of the magazines I'll pop the link below and yeah join me tomorrow for a liddle bid of cooking *sexy pout* I'll put on a playlist and it'll just be yeah sah good hmm *giggle*
 
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Director of Mugs

Yes! I was on that live as quite a few of the fan girls were losing it as she just ripped out the sheets from the packaging and putting them straight on the bed before washing them!
 
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Johnnygirl

She thiks she is a generous person but she can't pay for anything or shout someone a meal or buy her kids basic needs without bragging or making the recipient feel grateful or more often indebted.
This is the trait of a mean person.El , you are a mean and nasty human.Thats why A love left and most likely the children will too.
 
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screenfreelookatme

EmmyLou_Spew said:
Okay on a serious note, I think we need to create a glossary of terms for people that may have missed these bewdiful moments! Maybe we should include it every time we create a new thread?
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We’ve got a wiki that we can put stuff on too!!! We really should be. Someone can also request a media page where we can save off some of the good screenshots or photoshops.
 
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Broken Veneers

SnarkyTart said:
Ding DONG!

LEAH! *screaming* get tha fucken door *clapping hands and jumping up and down* my bo um boa ah fuck *giggling* me American sausage has arrived *eye fucks camera* Mama's staycation has begun *manic laughter*
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Wow! That's a lot...of tattoos
 
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Buttercup725

AJAYA said:
I must be a bad mum, my poor child gets a piece of fruit and maybe some crackers as an after school snack, not sausages, chips, and protein smoothies!
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Right? That's like a full on meal! That family eats so badly.
 
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Pollie

If Emmy had half a brain, she would go private to get her follower count back up.
 
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Michy02

Oh my god @SnarkyTart you really are the gift that keeps on giving! I’m cackling! It’s almost midnight lol

Pollie said:
If Emmy had half a brain, she would go private to get her follower count back up.
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Don’t give her any good ideas lol

I think her new crop tops are just the teens singlets haha I was in Cotton On recently looking for the kids clothes for my 6 year old and the sales assistant told me nope this is woman’s wear the clothing was SO tiny!
 
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reens84’

I was there yesterday looking for a cheap throw on dress for work (I’m 40). Walked in said to myself “I’m way to old to be in here”, and ran out
 
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singsweetnightingale

How is it that a 10 year old is better at filming than someone who does it “professionally” (looking at you Leah). It’s actually interesting when Camilla films, I love her candid pans around to the dogs etc.
 
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Dalej7

Your whole last paragraph cracked me up but when i got to anal glands I lost it
EL wouldn't have a clue what it means to be a functioning adult like that.

Also thats all leah is for EL i reckon. A little life admin runaround. Remember when ELs lash lady got married so leah had to get an uber to go ger her flowers? What a shit job

bigboysbellies said:
Not EL related at all, but has anyone seen Tommy Lee’s Insta lately? I wonder if he meant to upload his Mexican Barry or if it was an accident?
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look, im not gonna lie I screenshot it. I love motley crue but secretly wished that was nikki sixx instead

SnarkyTart said:
Ding DONG!

LEAH! *screaming* get tha fucken door *clapping hands and jumping up and down* my bo um boa ah fuck *giggling* me American sausage has arrived *eye fucks camera* Mama's staycation has begun *manic laughter*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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meg_snarkle

I feel so sorry for those kids.

She constantly shows her audience how much she spends on herself and yet Sage is just now getting a new soccer ball?

wow
 
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emmygluewho

When telling her dopey 'tribe' what protein powder she used you could see the fuck up of 'oh fuck, better mention the company I WAS PAID TO PROMOTE' Bondi Protein. Whatever the fuck it's called.

But that's 'at the warehouse' she never ever uses.

You're doing great sweetie
 
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