Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

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EmmyLou_Spew

Okay I just caught up on her stories.

Did she seriously make Sage feel like he owed her because she was going late night shopping to buy him a ball? The head nod, the big eyes ... the glance of "see I must love you if I am doing this".

Then he gets excited about his Sponge Bob drawing and she barely takes it in, fobs him off and goes back to her disgusting smoothie! That protein powder is RANK! 100%do not recommend.

Also sausage sizzle for afternoon tea? Umm? Her eating a scotch fillet steak (she couldn't just say steak!) and potato salad! More fat for a mid afternoon snack! Her delusion about food is out of control!
 
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Bizziebody

One word lives her life like she's in a reality show, a one at that.
Not one thing she does needs to be recorded, what's the bet her staycation is somewhere close to where Aaron lives.
 
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makeitstop

She purchased the African sausage last Friday. Opened it on the weekend yuk

veganchickenwings said:
Someone call the police!! It appears Emmy’s 6 pack has been stolen! Last seen on Tuesday wearing a mid winter bikini
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It’s fallen off
 
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EmmyLou_Spew

Mexican Barry! Meet Uncle Cow!



Okay on a serious note, I think we need to create a glossary of terms for people that may have missed these bewdiful moments! Maybe we should include it every time we create a new thread?
 
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SoGawgezSoBewdiful

Sorry, only just getting on now as I’ve been DRY RETCHING ALL OVER THE PLACE. A banana smoothie, with some left over sausages for after school snacks?????????????? Call the cops someone please!
 
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Michy02

EmmyLou_Spew said:
I have been here since thread 18. Took some of us a while to wake up to the trainwreck we invested in
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I never heard of ELL or followed her I just came from the Cachia thread and ended up here when the thread was created lmao.
 
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MrsDinosaur

The guilt tripping she must do with those kids! We know she said that they are all part of the "family business" but come on, let your daughter with the broken hand eat her chips in peace without making her Spielberg your shitty smoothie and sausages. I bet my life those sausages that she heated for the dogs sat in that pan on the stove all night, hence why the poor dogs get them.
Please take note EL next time you scroll here SAGE DOESNT WANT TO BE FILMED! No need to bribe him with lines like "mumma works hard to buy you things and keep you in your sport " it's just what parents do. Buy the poor kid the soccer ball and be done with it and leave him alone. And acknowledge his drawing, he looked proud and you shit mexican barry all over him. It makes me mad to think of the psychological damage she is doing to them, S must be terrified his school mates are going to see the inflatable banana carrying on in the kitchen about sausages and soccerballs, those girls are going to have food issues and as much as she says she promotes body positivity, words speak louder than actions and they hear everything you say!
Ugh rant over, I just feel for those babies, I really do
 
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EmmyLou_Spew

Limpy Love said:
Farken hell!!
That basketball has had some air put in it today.
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Air = Boiled Egg, WeetBix with milk, yoghurt and frozen berries, scotch fillet steak and leftover potato salad and a sausage sizzle with a side of smoothie. I am also sure there were Cheezles, Chicken Crimpy, an expensive bar that SL loves and EL hates her taking without asking and a few coffees.

Also, maybe Mexican Barry is getting his freak on in time for the staycation weekend!?!?
 
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bigboysbellies

Not EL related at all, but has anyone seen Tommy Lee’s Insta lately? I wonder if he meant to upload his Mexican Barry or if it was an accident?
 
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