Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

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Limpy Love

6. PUT ON A FUCKING BRA
 
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AMY$

Michy02 said:
What on earth has she planned for this staycation?!
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Fucking rank threw up in my mouth a little bit.....seems like a totally appropriate convo between an employer and employee.........
 
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Icantlookaway

Apart from the obvious dirty kitchen and grub she is, I don't know how anyone can eat her cooking with so much salt. I season my cooking with salt too, but I'm not sure I've ever used as much as she does in 1 dish
 
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Jasper19690

Licking her fingers then touching the food everyone is going to eat.
Spraying all over the food bowl.....yes EL, say it don't spray it
 
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makeitstop

Now she is spitting then cutting the food with spit on her fingers and wiping her nose with potatoes in her hand she is beyond foul.
 
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Notpaid-justgifted

If I gave my kids, who are genuinely open to food, all that chilli, garlic and pepper they’d revolt and I’d be along side them tbh…. Too much “spices”
 
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dimfluencer

Soooo unfit - how is she out of breath mixing a couple of (high fat) creamy ingredients together?!?
 
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MrsDinosaur

So she is "treated" a $399 carbon facial (not charcoal miss beauty therapist) which is detoxifying and uses led light therapy and lasers which would leave her skin very raw, and then she walks home sweating her piggy butt off in the sunshine. This will introduce some nice germs into your open pores and be fabulous for your skin.
This is what really pisses me off about her. She is gifted something but doesn't appreciate it in the slightest
 
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Limpy Love

makeitstop said:
She is the foulest cook I have ever seen slopping the sour cream in the bowl and then taking a chunk out and putting it back in the container.
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This pic sums up her eating habits.

Sour cream, aioli and mayo (i think) with a dash of greens.
 
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Gomi goner

Just putting this photo here for reference.
THIS is what a clean face looks like (thanks to someone else doing it).
No signs of the usual smudged, manky looking eye-liner that she's too fucking lazy to take off, but tries to pass off as tattooed liner.
 

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SnarkyTart

EmmyLou_Spew said:
I have literally had a week and this is 100% it with a side of pasta water soup and filthy hummingbird cake
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I hope your week gets better

Perhaps you need to book yourself a staycation. Indulge in some African sausage and catch ya pimpy Put on your fave pleather dress and just unwind
 
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