Well that was a treat Here’s a tip fellow tattlers - don’t watch Insta when you’re using a hair straightener, my hair just got fried watching that performance. I cannot understand why the heck this was uploaded. What’s the purpose?
#staytuned???Dear God
Please don’t let the next dance class be pole dancing.
Amen - Super Cute
#staytuned ....WHAT? NOOOOO! Please god NOOOO!!!#staytuned???
God, are you there? It’s me Super Cute. Please see earlier prayer.
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Why does she pretend like she doesn't like to drink, I'm pretty sure we have established that she is a massive closet alco.She just popped up a Story post dance class to say she’s heading out for cocktails and dinner with her friend Jess and her friend’s girlfriends. Who is Jess?
(does she exist?)
Probably stuffed in the overflowing bins with the mugs!I want to know what happened to the Airlie Beach holiday!!!!
Was just thinking the same thing!! A quick pop in for presents in the morning is not enough. I teach 7 year olds and birthdays are the biggest deal in their little world, as they should be!My heart breaks for little Vida.
Birthdays are a huge deal for little kids. Why, oh why, is she not out celebrating with her and the rest of the family? Even if they have custody arrangements, I'm sure allowances could be made for special occasions.
Instead, she's made today alllll about her! I imagine a lot of seven-year-olds would love to tag along for the dance class just to have a go themselves.
Do better Emmylou!
PS: Why are you removing your makeup if you're back off out again?
Okay .... I am reporting to Adam Mosseri (Head of Instagram) for inappropriate content. I literally choked on my cheeseburger just then and had to dig it out of my throat before I vomited!OMG! She is loving herself. Full length mirror to eye duck herself. She was in heaven.
This is why she has to do tummy tucks and lipo. Because she isn't in control of her diet, walking cannot out-train a diet like hers and her large portion sizes.A 3 salada stack as a snack before dinner and cocktails? Her eating this week is not someone who is trying to lose weight or on a maintenance phase. 3 salada and 3 slices of regular cheese (she doesn't use the lite cheese anymore) is about 500 calories - why not the mandarins again. Her disordered eating again
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Even if there were eight idiots who have signed up it would be stinging her big time.No way have 8 people booked saying that to add legitimacy. I will be most surprised if it goes ahead
Omgosh what have I come back to! I was out all day in G-Town and just watched a pig on the spit rolling out it's sexiest moves at a Greek wedding! I'm bleeping deadOmfg I cannot deal
Moulin Lou!what the HELL is that "dancing"?! The principal dancers at The Australian Ballet must be shaking. Moulin Lou look out! Poor Vida, all I can think is, poor Vida. I hope she had a gorgeous birthday. As a mum I cannot imagine being so damn absent on a birthday.