Emmylou Loves #32 Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin

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Messychaotic - one word

Has anyone thought that maybe Aaron bailed because he said he wanted her to be more vampish and exciting?

... That might explain the very odd Camilla streetside fashion parade and this atrocity?
 
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Sure…Media!

Sweet cheeses!! I get home from an event and we’re at 23 pages in 20 hours. I have half a thread to catch up on.

Emmylou I’m too tired to slap you, would you bash your face against my palm? Unless you end up on your back tonight pointing your heals to the stars, my trauma would not have been worth it. It’s been so long since you made love. If you can’t even remember who gets tied up just ask him to tether you somewhere and I’ll come collect you in the morning.
 
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jordanbing

Just catching up on todays stories….so many thoughts!!
WTF was that dance class??? The outfit was hideous and impractical and why wear all the makeup and those stupid shoes and who was filming??? The ‘dancing’ was so cringe I couldn’t beat to watch most of it. And why come home to have a shower and wash all the makeup off to just put more on??
The night club dress….she must be freezing and again with the hideous shoes. And the video with her sitting down at the bar who is filming this stuff?? Just go and have a night out with out filming every thing!
 
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slap2fish2gether

jordanbing said:
The shoes are horrid. It doesn’t matter what outfit she wears them with, they’re hideous!!
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Thanks to all of you gals i know they're dubbed "clacky mules", but i always refer to them as "clunky mules" to make my better half roll her eyes and correct me
 
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HeyBub

Christ on a cracker what the feck is this fuckery she’s wearing? My boyfriend just bore witness to the shit show of EL and asked what the fuck is that thing and why is it dressed like a pine lime splice
 
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Gomi goner

Oh what a day! Thank YOU lazylou!
First, an amazingly funny parody of a 'sexy ' dance. Comedic gold!
Then she dresses up in a Brittany Spears/Ice skating/80s hooker dress that looks so bad her breasts are flopping all over the place in a desperate attempt to get the fuck outta there.
Such a great look for an exciting night out with acquaintances employees friends to have some drinks (not that she drinks ).
And all while avoiding her daughter's birthday for most of the day and fending off attention-starved dogs.
Don't ever stop making every day alllllll about you LL!
 
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slap2fish2gether

HeyBub said:
Christ on a cracker what the feck is this fuckery she’s wearing? My boyfriend just bore witness to the shit show of EL and asked what the fuck is that thing and why is it dressed like a pine lime splice
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Not butter on a salada (x3 with cheese)?
 
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Director of Mugs

HeyBub said:
Christ on a cracker what the feck is this fuckery she’s wearing? My boyfriend just bore witness to the shit show of EL and asked what the fuck is that thing and why is it dressed like a pine lime splice
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Now I can see it.

 
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coolstoryneedsmoredragons

Twist my titties (no pun intended) you never know what you will get with our girl! She is like a box of assortment chocolates without a label or description while trying to work out what the filling is in the chocolates.

The dance has to be some sort of sexy mating call? Where is David Attenborough when you need him?

Will we get a visit from drunk/hangovers Emmylou tomorrow? Who knows!

Back to today’s live and did anyone else see the comment that the Bali trip is not for the gram. Then Emmy perks us and went on about it not being for the gram. Another person asked if it will be a yearly thing the retreats.
Then my phone died.
 
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b!tch_eating_crackers

I’m pretty sure there was a green white and orange one if that’s the one you’re thinking of, by Peters and maybe called Trio?

(I’m reading online people saying Trio was only a WA thing so )
 
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Everyoneisasking

Out of all the fugly I’ll-fitting outfits EL has worn over the years, this one takes the cake! I just cannot fathom someone looking in the mirror and thinking that looked good. And she seriously needs to get fitted for some new bras.
 
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MrsDinosaur

Emmylou Loves #33 Moulin Lou gave us a show, dirty Martini in slow-mo, poor Vidas birthday? Not a mention, but mumma pine lime craves some attention
 
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whodat1

Whiskers1 said:
I wonder if she headed over to The Exchange to have a crack at Ricky Nixon
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don’t think Ricky’s lady lurve would like Emmylou lol

im tired of her swearing. I can swear like the best of them but I know when and where to, and I’m not trying to get a gig on tv or in media. As much as I have much time for Bec Judd and others they aren’t swearing like wharfies like EL and Sofie.

when will these brands stop using them??
 
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