Emmylou Loves #31 Emmylou has done a runner, ALove has a new lover, no more Bali retreat, what a bummer

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The way she looks at the camera 'Thanks for that' as if to say 'OK, duck off now, stop filming me' blows my mind the ego on this bleep. You're on bleeping indtagram!

Last time she got her hooha waxed she was straight in a size 8 bikini showing off her fupa!

Tattlers you are warned!


There's that jaw swing we all love!
I am going to quietly claw my eyes out ...
 
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Manky make up application, order a coffee, get someone to film you walking to music cos in your head your a celebrity.
Several stories about a wax.

I don’t want to see Beyoncé post this tit let alone this Cheezel
 
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I have completely wasted my only day off! lol But I just couldn't help myself!
Thanks for sharing! I would love to know how many followers she loses after her latest charade. Only our favourite dickehead could disappear off the face of the earth and come back a week later with next to no explanation. But instead, has produced a short film documenting her morning coffee run and has given a graphic recount of the Brazilian waxes she has given herself and others.. getting everyone fucken waxed, no matter how fucken hairy they were… sorry I digress…
My guess is covid or perhaps she picked up something nasty in Bali? Who really cares, she’s back and up to her same bullshit.
 
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Can’t believe she just spoke about not having an hairy butt. What a crass; common; embarrassing gutter mole she is. Have you NO shame? Knowing school mums, your family, potentially Sage, anyone can listen to that. 🤢
 
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Sorry but this witch!!! Thanks I’ve been quiet, but quietly reading lol …
So she disappears for a week, absolutely nothing.
Everyone, including some here (not me) started to worry about her (again). Been there done that. Never again!
As predicted, once VIC school holidays were over she reappears with some playschool / porno hello. NO EXPLANATION. NO REFERENCE/COMMENT ABOUT THE “LONG TERM FRIEND” SHE JUST LOST.
Straight back into filming herself getting a bag wax. Her planned return to social media was LITERALLY RIPPING PUBIC HAIRS FROM HER VAG? And they all buy it??
I’ve said it before & I will continue to say it. This witch is out of her god damn mind.
Can those of you on here who started to actually show concern for her (and I understand why, I feel all the feels usually), please, for the love of god, finally understand why none of us give two shits about her & are convinced (no, sorry, proven) that she will never change. She is a grifting, selfish, disgusting human being (will not give her the title of mother because I am one & she most certainly is not). I will continue to snark as I please but duck me, she has sent me over the edge with her latest escapade!!
Disclaimer: I’m fighting with my husband, second week of NSW school holidays, premenstrual, tit hit the fan at work today, 2 extra kids sleeping over = 5 kids under 10 in my house. I literally have no more fucks to give.
 
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Under the weather I call bullshit.. she’s was coughing and sneezing right upto when she took everyone on the freebie ice skating then disappeared she had covid and a meltdown.
There’s been no soul searching or grieving at the loss of her friend.
She’s so predictable comes back with her best sexy look 😂 and doesn’t take long to become totally unhinged who the hell films and posts their wax.
 
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Sooooooo Kimberly is the new Leah?? I saw on a post someone was asking her if she needed another PA, post is now gone.... How bad would the room have smelt when she raised her knees to expose her ring of doom?!?! 🤮🤮🤮🤮 She will get a pap smear next week and take us all along, And she gave herself away on the lightstims, she pays them
To do her face!! Omg!!! She is unreal!! I hope she gets a good swift kick of karma for being such a lousy person! No mention of the kids going back to school, or her friends passing, straight to her nether regions!!! She is a big ole ass afterall I guess!!!
 
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Manky make up application, order a coffee, get someone to film you walking to music cos in your head your a celebrity.
Several stories about a wax.

I don’t want to see Beyoncé post this tit let alone this Cheezel
OMG she is 100% Horton gracefully crossing the bridge in his mind ... but in reality he is destroying everything and not as dainty as he thinks he is!

"I Just need to think light ... I am light as a feather!"

Skip to about 2 mins :ROFLMAO:

 
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Does anyone know why she stopped doing her YouTube series?

YouTube is apparently one of the easiest ways to make money as they pay it directly to you ... you just post your content and wait for the $ to come in. A lady I used to work with made a small fortune teaching people how to do basic things around the home (like fold a flatted sheet and clean all the nooks and crannies of a washing machine).

Spot the lie(s) below:

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Her saying 'my clients checking in'

Lounatic! You're the client you dumb duck. You 'work' for them. I mean your 'work' is dogshit but you aren't the #bossbabe you think you are.

Grifting asshole.
 
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Under the weather I call bullshit.. she’s was coughing and sneezing right upto when she took everyone on the freebie ice skating then disappeared she had covid and a meltdown.
There’s been no soul searching or grieving at the loss of her friend.
She’s so predictable comes back with her best sexy look 😂 and doesn’t take long to become totally unhinged who the hell films and posts their wax.
I thought she might have had Rona too but she was seen out and about.
Not that global pandemic has stopped her before I guess.
 
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Does anyone know why she stopped doing her YouTube series?

YouTube is apparently one of the easiest ways to make money as they pay it directly to you ... you just post your content and wait for the $ to come in. A lady I used to work with made a small fortune teaching people how to do basic things around the home (like fold a flatted sheet and clean all the nooks and crannies of a washing machine).

Spot the lie(s) below:

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Where the duck do you start!?
 
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OMFG cannot believe this women, she has got to be on some serious meds. This is not normal behaviour and my parameters are pretty wide and definitely no prude but this carry on over the Brazilian wax, the giggling; lifting of her legs and the camera positioning. It’s almost as if she’s getting her rocks off. I am quite sure the poor unfortunate soul who was doing the procedure has never seen anything like it.
I simply cannot be surprised by this woman anymore it’s like she has absolutely no acceptability compass
 
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Does anyone know why she stopped doing her YouTube series?

YouTube is apparently one of the easiest ways to make money as they pay it directly to you ... you just post your content and wait for the $ to come in. A lady I used to work with made a small fortune teaching people how to do basic things around the home (like fold a flatted sheet and clean all the nooks and crannies of a washing machine).

Spot the lie(s) below:

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"Collins St Melbourne" 😂😂
Like that was ever going to add any class to her!
 
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@Needsarealjob

I use a website called Trend Hero. I have used a few in my career, but this one I have found has the most reliable stats and allows me to track a follower to see trends up to 90 days.

I added EL to my tracking today, even though it costs me money! LOL I needed to look.

So here's an interesting trend the past 90 days

Her posting has increased



Her engagement has declined very steeply. So from my stats EL gets around 1800 new followers per month, but she is over 200 less than in may. Which means in 5 months she has lost approx 5400 + the 200. Also her engagement has tanked ... look at that rapid decline! Was it Bali? Was it her complete lack of parenting that made people unfollow?



On the 11th June she lost a whopping 242 followers. So between these 2 posts she lost 242 followers.... what do you think set people off?




I have completely wasted my only day off! lol But I just couldn't help myself!
You’re doing the lord’s work EmmyLou Spew, I’d happily donate to a go fund me or your PayPal for this cost. It’s the best insight into what seems like an unraveling of her account.

I agree with other posters that she’s lost weight but for the first time ever she isn’t gloating (or is that “goating”) over it. Much ironic. I’m sure the full story will come out, let’s give her a few days and a live or two.
 
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Nobody but nobody wants to see this sort of stuff. It's awful - show some self respect and leave some things off the 'gram.

And put your bins out!
 
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Ok wow, finally caught up on all of the last thread and the start of this one. Now I can go watch the rest of her stories.

I got to the “you were walking out fucken clean as tit” comment in her stories where she was referring to her ex-clients’ vulvas after she’d waxed them, and had to take a break and have a good long hard think about what I am doing with my life by spending it watching her stories. 🤯
 
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