Messychaotic - one word
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EmmyLou_Spew
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I had a meeting this afternoon with a brand to talk about their marketing strategy. It was a long meeting but I mentioned influencer marketing and she instantly went ...
HELL NO! Those exact words. Said she has worked with 6 influencers and had very poor return on investment, She said 2 were brilliant and she would work with them again if she needed to but 3 out of the 6 were late with content uploads, 1 posted so late she missed the closing date of the promo by 4 days.
One of them was EL. They made some sales, enough to cover her fee and she got a small commission from sales over her min. They had a code set up, to track sales but had the worst experience. She even said "I don't care who knows, spread the word and don't work with these people. It was 2 years ago so not a fresh experience. She said the ad had to be pre-recorded for approval as she is very fussy about her brand. They had her redo it 4 times! She said the final edit was good after a lot of instruction. But she was late! Not the one who missed the promo, but she was late posting it and had 11 days to schedule it after the final edit.
I told her about this forum and told her to read the threads if she ever was considering influencer marketing again.
We actually had a long chat about influencers in general and she said as a brand, she is no longer interested because most influencers have gone from unpolished videos, that feel real and relatable and have changed their entire personalities since getting some fame.
Totally unexpected meeting, but it's great brands are seeing what is happening.
HELL NO! Those exact words. Said she has worked with 6 influencers and had very poor return on investment, She said 2 were brilliant and she would work with them again if she needed to but 3 out of the 6 were late with content uploads, 1 posted so late she missed the closing date of the promo by 4 days.
One of them was EL. They made some sales, enough to cover her fee and she got a small commission from sales over her min. They had a code set up, to track sales but had the worst experience. She even said "I don't care who knows, spread the word and don't work with these people. It was 2 years ago so not a fresh experience. She said the ad had to be pre-recorded for approval as she is very fussy about her brand. They had her redo it 4 times! She said the final edit was good after a lot of instruction. But she was late! Not the one who missed the promo, but she was late posting it and had 11 days to schedule it after the final edit.
I told her about this forum and told her to read the threads if she ever was considering influencer marketing again.
We actually had a long chat about influencers in general and she said as a brand, she is no longer interested because most influencers have gone from unpolished videos, that feel real and relatable and have changed their entire personalities since getting some fame.
Totally unexpected meeting, but it's great brands are seeing what is happening.
BusyImportantWanker
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Sorry but this bitch!!! Thanks I’ve been quiet, but quietly reading lol …
So she disappears for a week, absolutely nothing.
Everyone, including some here (not me) started to worry about her (again). Been there done that. Never again!
As predicted, once VIC school holidays were over she reappears with some playschool / porno hello. NO EXPLANATION. NO REFERENCE/COMMENT ABOUT THE “LONG TERM FRIEND” SHE JUST LOST.
Straight back into filming herself getting a bag wax. Her planned return to social media was LITERALLY RIPPING PUBIC HAIRS FROM HER VAG? And they all buy it??
I’ve said it before & I will continue to say it. This bitch is out of her god damn mind.
Can those of you on here who started to actually show concern for her (and I understand why, I feel all the feels usually), please, for the love of god, finally understand why none of us give two shits about her & are convinced (no, sorry, proven) that she will never change. She is a grifting, selfish, disgusting human being (will not give her the title of mother because I am one & she most certainly is not). I will continue to snark as I please but fuck me, she has sent me over the edge with her latest escapade!!
Disclaimer: I’m fighting with my husband, second week of NSW school holidays, premenstrual, shit hit the fan at work today, 2 extra kids sleeping over = 5 kids under 10 in my house. I literally have no more fucks to give.
So she disappears for a week, absolutely nothing.
Everyone, including some here (not me) started to worry about her (again). Been there done that. Never again!
As predicted, once VIC school holidays were over she reappears with some playschool / porno hello. NO EXPLANATION. NO REFERENCE/COMMENT ABOUT THE “LONG TERM FRIEND” SHE JUST LOST.
Straight back into filming herself getting a bag wax. Her planned return to social media was LITERALLY RIPPING PUBIC HAIRS FROM HER VAG? And they all buy it??
I’ve said it before & I will continue to say it. This bitch is out of her god damn mind.
Can those of you on here who started to actually show concern for her (and I understand why, I feel all the feels usually), please, for the love of god, finally understand why none of us give two shits about her & are convinced (no, sorry, proven) that she will never change. She is a grifting, selfish, disgusting human being (will not give her the title of mother because I am one & she most certainly is not). I will continue to snark as I please but fuck me, she has sent me over the edge with her latest escapade!!
Disclaimer: I’m fighting with my husband, second week of NSW school holidays, premenstrual, shit hit the fan at work today, 2 extra kids sleeping over = 5 kids under 10 in my house. I literally have no more fucks to give.
SnarkyTart
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Emmylou Loves #32: Back with a waxed fanny and solo steak, journalled away the fat on her mysterious break.
ChunkyCustard
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Is it too early for a next thread title suggestion? This one has moved soooooo fast. I feel like we will have 2 new recipes and 200 sponsored posts in the next five minutes and bada bing, bada boom, new thread time...
#32: Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin
#32: Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin
Sure…Media!
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Why do all of her serious poses look like she’s accidentally sat on her electric toothbrush but at the same time has no intention of getting off it?
I’m disappointed she didn’t wear that dress Leah tried to make her throw out. You know, the pink sisterwife one that she had that lace panel put in the back and that horrible red bit down the front that made it look like she’d sneezed hard on day 2.
This thread moves too fast for me to share all my reactions but I’m just about getting abs from laughing at my own jokes. They write themselves.
I’m disappointed she didn’t wear that dress Leah tried to make her throw out. You know, the pink sisterwife one that she had that lace panel put in the back and that horrible red bit down the front that made it look like she’d sneezed hard on day 2.
This thread moves too fast for me to share all my reactions but I’m just about getting abs from laughing at my own jokes. They write themselves.
Messychaotic - one word
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Congratulations to @Drama Filled Llama for the winning title!
You have won a very special prize indeed:
They're very bewdiful so please make sure you show them off when you're having your steak out at The Graham, turning the street into your catwalk and for the 'gram.
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The easiest way to sum up the last thread is to say that Emmylou was absent for much of it, which caused us all to go a little stir-crazy and dig deep into our girl's old Tik Tok content. We think ALove has moved on with someone else (he was seen holding hands by one of our Tattlers).
What exciting things will our girl bring to the table in this thread? Stay tuned to find out!
You have won a very special prize indeed:
They're very bewdiful so please make sure you show them off when you're having your steak out at The Graham, turning the street into your catwalk and for the 'gram.
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Emmylou Loves #30 In the foreskin skivvy she resembles a chode, one more cheezel and her guts will explode
WTF was up with that come-hither talk 🤢 are you trying to turn someone on? Or make someone jealous with your waxed minge? I reckon Alove must like a waxed minge and that's why she's made a big deal about it this morning. Along with the sexy "Come to Mumma voice" and the strolling across the...
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The easiest way to sum up the last thread is to say that Emmylou was absent for much of it, which caused us all to go a little stir-crazy and dig deep into our girl's old Tik Tok content. We think ALove has moved on with someone else (he was seen holding hands by one of our Tattlers).
What exciting things will our girl bring to the table in this thread? Stay tuned to find out!
dimfluencer
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She’s lost close to 100kgs this year - she forgot to add on that she lost ALove too ….
EmmyLou_Spew
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Sponfused
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And still couldn’t even publish the recipe for content. I’m also glad she can afford to waste $100 of meat but I doubt many of her followers could at the moment.She spent $100 to make a curry what
I spotted this (seemingly supportive) comment.. they’ve added a few steps that Emmyloo missed in her post. It’s a business page with quite a large following too.
ActiveLies
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I genuinely wouldn’t care if she blew out to 150kgs - her weight literally couldn’t concern me less, especially with the knowledge that no matter what number she sees on a scale she’ll never dress well nor in the correct size. Squeezing into clothes two sizes to small at 85kgs really is no more visually pleasing than doing it at 105kgs. Her health is one thing, but seriously I don’t think many of her communidy actually care about her constant attempts to drop kilos. The surgeries and fat camps and hours and hours walking simply are not achievable for almost anyone and so what’s the point in displaying it all with such pointed vigour?! She’s legit so fucking strange and I swear she’s got herself convinced that any negativity in her life is caused by her weight, not coz she’s a massive cunt.
MrsDinosaur
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Considering polished man campaign is helping victims of domestic violence, who sometimes have to leave with just the clothes on their back, why wouldn't she take this opportunity to donate some of those clothes she has piled in the warehouse to a charity that supports women of domestic violence.
OR better yet to save those poor women more hardship of having her festy hand me downs, just sell the clothes cheaply and donate the funds raised to the campaign. Anyone who has $100 to blow on meat for an oil slick curry isn't struggling and she could actually help the campaign instead of just eye fucking the photographer with her blue nail
OR better yet to save those poor women more hardship of having her festy hand me downs, just sell the clothes cheaply and donate the funds raised to the campaign. Anyone who has $100 to blow on meat for an oil slick curry isn't struggling and she could actually help the campaign instead of just eye fucking the photographer with her blue nail
YellowFingerDustforDays
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What's with the speaking in a whisper, because it's so early? 7am isn't that early when you're mad-doggin' it to get kids to school and yourself to work, you dickehead. And one big meeting for the day? I really don't know how she farkin' does it. Reminds me of the Magda Szubanski character Lynne:
Messychaotic - one word
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OH. MY. GOODNESS.
I was just tweaking my profile picture and had the original (large) image open ... my husband came up behind me and said my hair looks nice in that photo, but I should pick one where I am smiling.
He seriously thought Emmylou was me!
He probably thinks I was doing real work too ...
I was just tweaking my profile picture and had the original (large) image open ... my husband came up behind me and said my hair looks nice in that photo, but I should pick one where I am smiling.
He seriously thought Emmylou was me!
He probably thinks I was doing real work too ...
YellowFingerDustforDays
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So the big night out is on her own, having a steak at The Graham?? If she wasn’t such a narcissistic dickehead I’d feel sorry for her.
SnarkyTart
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All of this
Good luck with the sleepover and hope you and the hubby are sailing along smoothly tomorrow
You summoned me
YellowFingerDustforDays
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If she’s alone, who’s taking these photos? Surely not some poor fucking waiter??
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Sponfused
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All good and well but she conveniently forgot to mention the $20000 tummy tuck and lipo and the several expensive weight loss camps. But yeah sure, it was all about the soul searching and journaling.