Emmylou Loves #29 Urine angles and lettuce a’plenty - Mama’s headin to Bali for knock off Fendi

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Messychaotic - one word

Huge congratulations to @ChunkyCustard for the winning title!

You have won ... let me see what we have in our prize cupboard ... oooh, it's a lovely item of clothing from Emmylou's Warehouse Sale. Congratulations!



Who wants to do the recap?

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Emmylou Loves #28 Equestrian Shrek, what the heck, EL's Swim School all hands on deck. Need a new man

Thank you @YankeeRoo for our 28th thread title 👏🏼🐎🏊🏼‍♀️🥓✌🏽 🚨THE BALI EMAIL HAS ARRIVED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.🚨 Grab ya Canasten and a box of Cheezels, put your feet up on your second (or third?) hand recliner and get comfy. The Emmylou Shitshow rolls on! Edit: fricken hell....the title was so...
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Whiskers1

SnarkyTart said:
Cracking thread title ChunkyCustard

I gift you this
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Oh I lose it every time

I wonder which room the Balinese Buddha is plonking herself in when she's there....

YellowFingerDustforDays said:
Is she drunk? The slurring and weird (er than usual) giggling over the dogs in her story just sounded so creepy and odd.
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Nah thats just her evening sexy time voice.
Why she's using it on the bloody dogs I have no idea, that's a new twist.
 
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SnarkyTart

You just know those poor creatures are only giving her the time of day because she has raw steak and Cheezel dust all over her grubby mitts.
 
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Dalej7

Lmao. 4 days is all it took for 1000 posts on this feral rat cunt. Ive been on these threads since Jan and I think thats some kind of record?
Keep shilling Bali, EL. Lets aim for three days this week!

(Posting these pics again just to show off this beautiful yellow dress and cute white mules and chunky chain that fits perfectly around her tiny neck)
 

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Icantlookaway

Well done @ChunkyCustard, brilliant title and thanks @Messychaotic - one word for the new thread
That Scotch and Soda dress - someone posted a video in the last couple of days of our girl, not recent, but she was walking down the street, and said the button had broke off the back of the dress that morning. I thought it looked like this 1 she's trying to flog off for $80. I know it's just a button, easy fixed, but we all know she wouldn't have bothered to fix it for the next person
 
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Messychaotic - one word

That's so bad - I laughed, but it is really bad and disappointing. Hopefully the buyer will find a spare button sewn to the inside tag.

Some of the woolens she was holding up looked misshapen and with pilling on them ...
 
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Dalej7

A random sleepover at their dads. SLEEPOVER. Its not a fucking party. He's a parent and a better parent than she will ever be.
I fucking hate this take "oh dads babysitting" "sleepover at dads". No! The kids are at their dads tonight. Thats it.
Also stop sharing this much family information. Just post a video of the dogs without any other information. Everyone loves dogs. Thats all you need. Stop there. Fuckkkkk im so pissed off today.
 

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Whiskers1

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You just know those poor creatures are only giving her the time of day because she has raw steak and Cheezel dust all over her grubby mitts.
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Their hair is better brushed and in healthier condition than their owner
 
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Sure…Media!

Honestly, there’s no time to slap together a thread recrap at the rate these threads are churning.

I just lost it at Lunch Lady Doris trying to air dry someone else’s beef curtains in her fridge. If that isn’t a euphemism I don’t know what is.

I’m truly stumped when she was talking about making the skin on steak crispy.

Nothing I write could be as absurd.
 
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emmygluewho

What a shitshow her Bali stories are! Clearly she hasn't got the interest she thought she would! No shit dumbass! People are struggling!

The way she try's to sell 'And gorrrgeous massages included!' Darl, it's $12 for 1 hour. Chill.

The whole 'You get personally fitted at The Temple with your own robe' Ahhhh, NO. It's a massive room. You just find one that fits.

That villa!? Yes, nice. But far from luxurious. It's very dated. The bathrooms and rooms are tiny for Bali.

Looking forward to the excuse of why it will get shitcanned.

And, The Kids don't 'have a sleepover' at their Dad's. They live with him. Stop the jabs.
 
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Esme Watson

1. That random sleepover with dad comment made my blood boil. They are staying at their ends tonight. That’s it. That’s all she had to say
2. Im pissed off today too. Literally everything she has done today has made me angry. How do her plebs community not see through her bullshit?!
 
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Icantlookaway

Sure, I love reading your recaps, but if you recap this, by the time you finish, we'll probably be halfway to the next thread the rate it's going!
 
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