The only thing saving all those people from food poisoning is the cold weather in Melbourne. You feral pig who leaves cream and meat in a car while they have kids doing activities![Woman facepalming :woman_facepalming: 🤦♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f926-2640.png)
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Agree. I like this version of EL. Cooking, clean, fully dressed, seems happy. I don’t wish for anyone to be as unbalanced and unhappy as she seems to be so these cooking moments are a win for me. If only she could sustain it 🫣I don’t know how much truth is in any of it, but I’m happy for her if these friends do exist and she’s getting out with people that aren’t on her payroll and back into the swing of cooking again. It clearly brings her joy and she’s been so lost. I’m not so sure about leaving all that food in the car![]()
Maybe her ‘friend’ is ALShe is bringing a tit load of food! Typically a guest would bring one thing, but what she is taking would feed everyone. She's got meat, salad and dessert. Trying to be indispensable.
How do we do it?Alright, who is going to report our girl to Ad Standards for the undeclared Bond Street Dental ad and the undeclared Australian Pork stories?
OMG that pork/cream combo smell in the car..i hope its in an esky! ewwwwThe only thing saving all those people from food poisoning is the cold weather in Melbourne. You feral pig who leaves cream and meat in a car while they have kids doing activities![]()
Annnnd incoming Bailey Nelson post in 3, 2, 1From what?!!!
No chance lolOMG that pork/cream combo smell in the car..i hope its in an esky! ewwww
yes one thing she does better than messikka. The kids are in swimming and other activities I’ll give her that!It does sound like the kids have a fair few activities after school, so I can understand why they’d need both parents running around doing pick ups.
The toaster, kettle, kitchen aid and kitchen aid blender (seen in the pantry) are all up just over $3k!Yeah it's insane amount of money, my husband would go rightly of his rocker if I purchased them, and I don't remember seeing anything saying they were gifted and would be honestly surprised if they were.
What is the jaw swing? I see it mentioned so much hereAlso, did she shelf 4 pingers today!? Her jaw is swinging back in Sydney.
From memory she bought the kettle and toaster. She kept showed them off when she first bought them.The toaster, kettle, kitchen aid and kitchen aid blender (seen in the pantry) are all up just over $3k!
(Don't know if the pink appliances are new though)
How do we do it?
Yep it would stink but maybe better that than her wee/female odour jeans…. As if the food would be in an esky to smart an idea for dickeheadOMG that pork/cream combo smell in the car..i hope its in an esky! ewwww
Most people’s jaws move up and down, hers moves left and rightWhat is the jaw swing? I see it mentioned so much here
Unused toaster - girl gets her toast and Vegemite at the cafes rememberHoly tit. Just the toaster is $900!![]()
lol and right on cue she has enabled captions after the mornings tattle comments. Emmylou, why do you take our advice on this and not all the other things like washing those filthy jeans and seeing a psychologist?I'm just catching up.
Do people have a barbecue on a Thursday? I wouldn't want to go on a work night.
Is all that food just sitting in the car while the girls are at swimming?
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Or it went like this..... Hi ! It's Emmylou. We will come for dinner. Sure I'll bring three homemade fungal infused cakes, two car warmed shoulders of pork with curdled cream not forgetting three very tired children !!!!!Hey EmmyLou want to come over for dinner? Sure, I’ll bring three homemade cakes, two shoulders of pork and some sidesThey will be fine in the car for a few hours, meat still warm, cream going warm.
Said no one everHope they all have strong stomachs!
Yes! OmgUnused toaster - girl gets her toast and Vegemite at the cafes remember![]()