Emmylou loves #130 should be “One louniebird in her hand is worth two Eric’s in her bush

[ijustcantstayquiet]

She never wears eyelashes and mascara like that…

 

[YankeeRoo]

So NO mention from Emmylou today .....that today is indeed C's actual Birthday?!?! Shit cunt mum!!

Also Shit Cunt Grandma, as she can't spell her own grandkids name!!!!

 

[Butt3rfly]

Here they are interviewing TT’s flatmate. Oh dear.

Shall we hashtag Emmylou in the comments?

EDIT: They've limited comments...............party poopers.

 

[Director of Mugs]

This just came up on my fyp on the importance of learning how to pronounce a restaurants name correctly.

 

[HumptyDumptyLou]

Was she in Vegas this time last year?

Interesting … I’m sure she was home for her birthday last year so maybe she flew out after that and did miss C’s birthday. Although that’s a pretty shit-cunt thing for a mother to go on a dick chase and miss her kid’s 11th birthday.

 

[YankeeRoo]

Last year right before Mumma fckd off to Vegas she crammed her own birthday in where she fed all the beatz crew enuff food for a year and im positive they prob still have leftovers!! - And she got the #gifted cabana at hot springs for Camwillias bday! And she took frozen party pies and a rank cake!! No guests other than her and Alove and the siblings! Was all a rush job before Vegas!!!

I think she fit Vidas birthday in there somewhere between, and then it was the sad dinner of subway and board games the night before she left..... and following month she declared on Studio10 -
She hated crime too!!!

 

[makeitstop]

Wasnt C's bday on sunday anyway?
It was "in 8 days and 6 days til my party" and the party was on Friday.
So either way Emmy didnt post for her daughters bday. Im glad her grandma did though. With some sweet words
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Her engagement has dropped to 1.38% which is the lowest Ive ever seen it!
And this is the longest streak she's had without bot followers following.

Poor C her math ain’t mathing apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

 

[Director of Mugs]

I can’t find it but I am so certain there is a beauty contract manufacturer in Geelong!

I just googled and found this place. I could be way off.

Wholesalers of Health & Beauty Products - Universal Brands

Looking for innovative, affordable wholesalers of health and beauty products? Call Universal Brands. Skin care and cosmetics manufacturers, cosmetic bag wholesalers, bath gift product suppliers & more.

www.universalbrands.com.au

 

[Butt3rfly]

Geelong meetings this week- probably meetings with the Private cosmetic label manufacturers based there.

Another reason to avoid G-Town

 

[notgifted]

I think she’d love it. Thinking they were there to see her and attracted to her. Meanwhile they are just there to close their eyes and get their dick pulled.

Or how funny would it be if she got super confused when they lay down on the table the wrong way up or dangle their Willy through the face hole on the table
She would be too daft to understand what was going on.

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

She’ll prob invite him over for dinner and bake a cake for him to make him feel better.

Will said cake have a file baked into it?? #jailbreak #hopehechokesonit

 

[Icantlookaway]

Ooooo has bymay left us?
Havent seen an ad for a while but first time Im seeing megan do one.

Nek minit, Emmy advertising Bymay bags

 

[Mslane]

That’s not even her bathroom!

Is that eric the part time lover Bush's bathroom.

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

Why am I laughing?
Isn’t Seppo short for Septagenarium?
A 70 year year old?
I’m not far off 70….

I had to google it!

 

[Buttercup725]

She was trying but they kept “untucking”. Can someone explain why she tucks the eggs in?
You either leave them or fry them in the little round thing to get the right shape (we don’t eat egg and bacon muffins - we just make a sandwich with egg and bacon). It is such a weird thing for her to be so pedantic about, especially in light with the general chaos that surrounds her.

I think Vida doesn't like the eggs hanging over. At least that's what it has sounded like in the past.

 

[HeyBub]

Just for slap2fish



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What in the vulva is this shite
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There is another whole set of boobs hanging out each side of that bra. Her body shape needs the wider sides, she can’t be comfy overflowing and having the bra cut into her meat like that.
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Why are her lips so dry & wrinkly ?

Did she buy this bra for Camellia and think, heck I can wear that too

 

[YankeeRoo]

Don’t Worry Yankee, us almost 70 year olds will stick together

I'm just sitting here wondering what I did wrong?

 

[YankeeRoo]

The spelling was on the goddamn cake!!! Surely she could have seen her spelling was wrong!!!! Sorry not sorry, its a cunt act!!!

 

[Mslane]

As if....the "couch to 5km couch" workout is more up her alley.

How many steps from the couch to the fridge? That would be a workout.

 

[somanyteeth]

Is it at all possible that in some way, she's cool in kids' eyes? I think a lot of young people aspire to be influencers these days (ew) and body positivity is a big movement too. Maybe she is actually the cool mum?

I still think this too.