EmmyLou Loves #122 Ready, Steady, Cook the brined chicken 🐓

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Mumma is so bored and lonely she’s booking random appointments at the GP and asking for every kind of test they offer??

Pretty sure she’s said before that she was either pre-diabetic or pre-pre-diabetic. Whatever that means.
She's continued with the carbs and sweets though, when I was told that years ago I had to go cold turkey carb free, no bread, no rice, all salads and protein

Doesn't surprise me she's had to check her bowels, she doesn't eat many vegetables and its all meat heavy curries and ox tail
Unless something is up, usually don't have to check it until you're 50
 
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Why does she need to be ‘dressed’ to go to a fricken movie??!
It’s at IMAX on the lower ground level of Melbourne Museum. I used to work at the Museum & Z grade celebrities would parade around while staff took no notice of them. The skateboarders making TikTok videos probably get more engagement from followers
 
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Who had Dune on their bingo card???

Why is she this dressed up for a movie preview - during the day!!
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Exactly like yeah my ex read it so that gives me clout??
Imagine trying to read a book quietly with EL around. No wonder #aaronleftus - probably so he could finish reading the Dune books
 
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So which one is it Emmy!

A) Got a bit of time up my sleeve lately OR:

B) It's been pretty hectic this week.

Both said in the same sentence
 
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Get ya poo checked.

That's today's content.

It's getting better by the day.

Is she wearing a bra under that white top?
Doesn’t look like she could be wearing a bra with that. Unless she’s got some of those stick on bra cups 🫣
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And she is dumb enough to tag Bond Street Dental while Braaaaaad & her swear and do their stupid “we’re BFFs” act. Not all publicity is good publicity
 

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We've said it so many times, she's so bad at brand representation, no wonder she can't make it to the big game. I wonder if IMG cringe at her or are just happy to take her money. Maybe a bit of both
 
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It's actually shocking to see her pants worn correctly. Up and over that gut.
 
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I noted in the Canteen videos, brad ripped off a receipt from the eftpos machine. I wonder if she does pay for her coffee. I hope so!
 
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So where was our Matilda’s supporter gone and the kids in their gifted T’s .. no mention of the game last night ?
Shes a one hit wonder ..whoops… grifter with everything she does
 
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It means 90% of the voting audience were tattlers
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Yes and she gave a promotional code, so maybe EL does pay??! She never gives codes
no I went there and if you know EL she gets a bonus I think, I’m not 100% sure but they asked me if that’s how I found them and I said not! If you put that down I walk. I live in area and need new beautition. They aren’t that good
 
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They asked if you came via emmylou????? What the fuck?
 
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As if she's going to tell us what the results of the tests were. If she does, she'll just bullshit the results.
 
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Oh shut the fuck up, no one wants to hear an oversized chubby toddler screeching 'thank you' over some coffee art whilst waiting for their morning caffeine fix
 
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Such bewtiful flawless skin!! Such a pretty face!! - Tastes as good as it looks?!?! Giggle giggle cringe!!! She is always in the gutter! With her butter



 
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Oh shut the fuck up, no one wants to hear an oversized chubby toddler screeching 'thank you' over some coffee art whilst waiting for their morning caffeine fix
Bitch how can you afford coffee at this point!
 
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OMG look at my coffee....it's too pretty to drink. OMG thank you Mr Barista Man.

 
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