EmmyLou Loves #114 Fat ass flop

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😂😂 I wondered that too.

You just know all that ain't gonna fill up Mumma! What's for dessert? I don't like to assume but I think the banana cake is long gone. Bet she's hoping for some chocolate salty balls.
No wonder she had 3 kilos of Ooondong noodles for her solo lunch. She had to fill up so she could snack on a light meal of salad, corn, podados, salmon (the packet of chips must be further along the table) and pretend to be a dainty eater. She’s got salt on the table for extra salty chocolate balls after dinner 🤢🤮
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oh god, the baby voice is back:rolleyes::sick:
God help us I think she’s trying out her porn voice for her *film production* with Bush Babe, cameraman extraordinaire 📸
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Yep, it’s Salmon on the menu for Mr Eric Bush, and love the healthy addition of some cucumber to the rejuvenated Woolies bag of mixed lettuce!!!! And look at the size of those two salmon steaks 😳
She made a point of saying well done salmon like it’s how Babe likes it.
 
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Wow she’s really pulling out all the stops for bush babe- chicken and salmon dishes, salad, not an inch of oxtail in sight!!

As for those pesky kids, what’s the bet bush babe doesn’t even know about them. I mean, it’s not like she’s got many pics of them up on the walls and the ones she does she’s probably taken down and replaced with a clam shell.
That is sad, but bleeping funny at the same time 😆
 
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I just tried to vote D but the stories are gone and it’s all about her food consumption and fasting. Girl has a problem.
When I worked with them years ago she was extremely overweight. Both sisters lost a stack of weight super quick too.
Good on them for sustaining it, but not sure how healthy starving yourself and getting on the bags is!
 
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Oh, so he's familiar with the horror genre. Explains Lou.
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New thread!
 
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Forgot something at Woolies so had to run back in. Spotted the hobbit glued to her phone. Guts out in her new favourite sporting t shirt. I’ve seen her before but it always strikes me as to how short she actually is.

Could hear fuckin this, fuckin that. At self check out she was talking about HIM… she fuckin loves that he doesn’t care what others think, does his own fuckin thing.
All these in the wild pics are making me horny! 😂😂 jokes, nothing about this hobbit would make me (or anyone) horny! But all these pics are making me want to smoke a big fat cigar 🚬
 
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I mean, it’s not like she’s got many pics of them up on the walls and the ones she does she’s probably taken down and replaced with a clam shell.
Probably thinks Bob Marley is her dad lol
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Only one placemat…..so dinner for one is it?!!?
 

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Oh, so he's familiar with the horror genre. Explains Lou.
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New thread!
I literally was about to make the same comment
 
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When the new thread is made, could one of you amazingly gifted fezzas do a recap for us? Pretty please with a Cheezel on top?
 
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