EmmyLou Loves #114 Fat ass flop

[YouAre]

Nah, regular programming will resume as soon as I return The Children.

She’ll need to teach them how to film her again.
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I hate EL's cake with the whole sliced banana on top like some sad, lopped off cock. You couldn't pay me to eat the food from her kitchen
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I have a tiny kitchen, but when I'm preparing food everything is packed away and I start with a clean, blank space. Look at the tit everywhere. Put it all away you lazy witch.

Is that a coffee cup? Hey Amyloo we need a tutorial of you making coffee in the stovetop coffee maker.
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View attachment 2675126Geez no wonder Emmy & Biaaarnka are ‘friends’!! Both as obsessed with their weight as each other!!

It’s sad just how desperate these women are for attention.

 

[Butt3rfly]

So now she’s starving herself cos she gained a few kilos

 

[somanyteeth]

I hate EL's cake with the whole sliced banana on top like some sad, lopped off cock. You couldn't pay me to eat the food from her kitchen
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I have a tiny kitchen, but when I'm preparing food everything is packed away and I start with a clean, blank space. Look at the tit everywhere. Put it all away you lazy witch.

I choked on my chicken twisties reading this (sorry @MaddogBusy ) sad lopped off cock

 

[Butt3rfly]

Emmylou #115: BushBabeEric is back in town, wearing a Seahawks jersey, will she get a touchdown?

 

[YankeeRoo]

I guess Bushylicious will need this laxative after all the crap she has been feeding him!!

If only she was given free Metamucil chewables at a recent #chemistwarehouse event!!

 

[Director of Mugs]

Well done Emmy you added cucumbers to your packet salad.

Where or where is VegasBabe hiding?

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Well done Emmy you added cucumbers to your packet salad.

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Where or where is VegasBabe hiding?

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Yep, it’s Salmon on the menu for Mr Eric Bush, and love the healthy addition of some cucumber to the rejuvenated Woolies bag of mixed lettuce!!!! And look at the size of those two salmon steaks

 

[makeitstop]

If only ‘The Children‘ were served salmon and veggies.

 

[Director of Mugs]

This was the salad she made for VegasBabe when she was staying with him.

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[exflighty]

Wow she’s really pulling out all the stops for bush babe- chicken and salmon dishes, salad, not an inch of oxtail in sight!!

As for those pesky kids, what’s the bet bush babe doesn’t even know about them. I mean, it’s not like she’s got many pics of them up on the walls and the ones she does she’s probably taken down and replaced with a clam shell.

 

[tuckoffyourface]

Check out the views!!! LardyLou can only dream of these numbers.

Omg I am putting those on my meal plan somewhere this week.

 

[Emmyscrustycamilla]

Why so much corn???

 

[I_Fricking_Love_It]

View attachment 2675126Geez no wonder Emmy & Biaaarnka are ‘friends’!! Both as obsessed with their weight as each other!!

I just tried to vote D but the stories are gone and it’s all about her food consumption and fasting. Girl has a problem.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Why so much corn???

I wondered that too.

You just know all that ain't gonna fill up Mumma! What's for dessert? I don't like to assume but I think the banana cake is long gone. Bet she's hoping for some chocolate salty balls.

 

[YankeeRoo]

Ole mate Eric Bushama after seeing the Hovel 1st hand!!!!

#ericbush #ericbivensbush

 

[cashedupbogan]

oh god, the baby voice is back

 

[CouldSizeDown]

I wondered that too.

You just know all that ain't gonna fill up Mumma! What's for dessert? I don't like to assume but I think the banana cake is long gone. Bet she's hoping for some chocolate salty balls.

@SnarkyTart, your new profile pic has me absolutely wheezing ...

 

[Everyoneisasking]

That is another bag salad, the few shreds of carrot are a dead giveaway. No shade, they are handy but she is supposed to be a cooking guru

 

[Five Of Each]

Re: the chips - remember when she was opening that packet of twisties or burger rings and she was being really weird and folding the edges over so she could serve them still in their packet? It was around the time of the popcorn with chocolate thing too. Anyway that’s what came to my mind when I saw the chips on the table like that.

That’s me…only five of each lolly allowed.

 

[notgifted]

I hate EL's cake with the whole sliced banana on top like some sad, lopped off cock. You couldn't pay me to eat the food from her kitchen
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I have a tiny kitchen, but when I'm preparing food everything is packed away and I start with a clean, blank space. Look at the tit everywhere. Put it all away you lazy witch.

Is that a single, lonely take away coffee cup on the bench too? What a grub.