EmmyLou Loves #108 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed

[I_Fricking_Love_It]

Maaaaaate, I was schleppin’ out to Tulla last night to try and help Sophia Chia’s tits, but I stopped for a kebab and didn’t make it in time. Looks like Chia just used a coupla bulldog clips to attach her flappy baps the lapels of her I’m-a-lesbian statement suit. And Emmy can just roll hers up like a yoga mat because… I’m on holidays! Gonna stick around Tulla and check out some more concrete and bitumen tourist attractions. I’m so jealous I don’t live here.

As Leila would say, I am “Out of Office”, even though I don’t actually have one and don’t actually work.

You are “fricking” hilarious

 

[AJAYA]

First day of summerrrr, get ready the same dirty bikini for days on end. She probably hasn't even washed it since she last wore it.

 

[YankeeRoo]

She was a NO SHOW FOR STEWDIO 10 this morning. She def said she was going to be on the show this morning, Prob in hiding , as she should be with yesterdays antics!!!

 

[Butt3rfly]

So, she had a show? What happened to it?

It's on Aurora on Foxtel.

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

“On the first day of Christmas my Cutie gave to me….”View attachment 2603321
#gangsallhere

You may have peaked too early #super cute.

 

[Judy Free]

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I came here to say exactly that

 

[Im blocked]

She'll be flogging her ebook for God knows how much, yet Gewürzhaus have a free one available download.

Guess which one I have?
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Yeah I think it was somewhere in this thread.

Me too, love gewurzhaus & our Amy can’t say the name even though she’s often there , wouldnot you think to ask how to pronounce it

 

[@LeahLeftUs!]

How big is that head clearly no sliming filters on studio 10

After Sarah Harris said it the night before on the project and got a huge reaction…LiarLou

 

[Wot Now?]

So, she had a show? What happened to it?

 

[Michy02]

Ohhhh that's what it's meant to look like!?

Looks great on Anna! She’s in her 20’s and has the figure for a tight short dress.

 

[Icantlookaway]

does anyone remember why I included a flossing Devil ??

I don't even remember seeing it either funny as fuck though

 

[whodat1]

I watched ch 7 news at 6pm not Albert park walking story

 

[BareScam]

Ok Fezzas I need your help. Amylou has blocked me ages ago, I have no idea why. Anyway she didn't block me on FB, but can't see all the stories. How can I view her Insta, I've gone onto my daughters Instagram but can't see it

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

"The slo mo version" - welcome, new friend

The most epic vision ever, never gets old……

 

[Director of Mugs]

Or Polly from the office?
Current Airtasker??
Work experience girl?
Some lost soul on a Community Corrections Order?

Pretty sure that's Polly from the office. That's a Zoe Moss tshirt.

 

[itsbeenaminute]

No because I’m not 17 anymore View attachment 2597549

Haha this is the only music I workout to.

 

[whodat1]

Have you seen the llamas…..
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Honestly this and the birthday party dance, well the whole birthday, is just beyond a joke
Absolute insanity how her family still talk to her and haven’t committed her blows my mind

first I’ve seen this one. Why does everything have to be melodrama???

 

[Sunshineandfreestuff]

As someone who has taken duromine, I really don't understand the references to being off your chops on it. Unless I'm an outlier, it didn't make me high. It actually didn't really do anything at all.

Same lol, sure I had more energy but you wouldn’t even know I was taking it.

 

[haitchie]

Nearly spat out my drink reading that. You’re not wrong though.

Nar, she’s teaching ‘the-children’ ™ all about networking.

 

[PalmSizedSteak]

Big, big love to all you Fezzas. We had a horrible drop off this morning that left both me and my little girl in tears, I’m just catching up on Tattle now before work and all the DancingLou flashbacks have certainly perked me up

Hope you are ok *hug*