That couch looks utterly ridiculous in that small room. Clearly didn't get the tape measure out
EmmyLou Loves #103 Breakfast at Brad's wearing only a bra - next thing you know, Emmy's got no car.
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And there's now less floor space for when she has to dry the kids clothes on the floor
OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!!!!! The bloody carry on about a facial. Does she say to the salon owners, give me 5 minutes to explain to my dipshit followers about facials and skincare first??? SHUT UP!!!!
So doors are obsolete now at The Hovel or do the family and their guests just climb over it when the walk in the front door.
No surprises that Amy isn't smart enough to measure the couch and the room!
No surprises that Amy isn't smart enough to measure the couch and the room!
To be fair, so is everything that goes in her gob.
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The stupidity of this woman to be going to insolvency meetings yet splashing money on a couch that’s way too big for the room and of course had to get the same tray for the ottoman. That tray will be sent flying the first time the dogs or kids sit or jump on the ottoman. I bet she’s cleaning because the couch will be a collab or gifted so she needs to photograph the room with the couch in it. Hence the frantic cleaning and the covers staying on until she’s had it properly photographed.
Look, Lou Lou and measurements, numbers, sizes etc isn't her strong point.
“Only” $2200! And she bought the same couch/ottoman & ottoman tray as Brad’s holiday house. And the new couch blocks the doorway…
I SO BADLY want to make a joke about her being bad with measurements and therefore sticking with Babes from a certain Ethnic background to combat the whole “it’s a solid 8 inches!” lie the Caucasian babes come out with, but it’s uncouth, so I won’t.
Wow!! Wonder what Anna thought about the smell of the hovel as soon as she opened the gate at old mate EL's!!Well ill be damned. Maybe anna cant afford a lackeyat least she wont be chased by the ATO.
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Why would influencers who were gifted goodie bags think it’s special that Anna thinks they’re the ones most likely to sit & eat raw cookie dough straight out of the tub??
balls deep in debt
“We miss you Sue Lyn”
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$100 for Fish & Chips at a posh hotel is fine. $100 for her family down at the beach? No way. The other hosts said there’s not many chips and she blurts out “there’s 10!” like she sat there counting them while the grown ups were talking.
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I ran here too! She saw the couch at Braaaaaad’s holiday house and his Mum sent her all the details, as you do. So it is clearly an impulse purchase. How the hell will she wrangle that as a work related write off?I RAN here after seeing her gloating about her new couch and telling us how much it costs! What the ever loving duck is she on?
She saw the couch the weekend before her meeting with the accounting firm to resolve her debts and then bought a couch which isn’t a necessity? Not like new clothes and shoes for her own kids? Or healthy bleeping food?
On the bright side some lucky people will get to have Amyloo’s old couch from hard rubbish, complete with oxtail stew & fake tan stains
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Hope you’re feeling better xOh hello TL. I’ve been MIA on here (very, very unwell) and it was this morning’s live and all the comments that drew me back. Oh, I’ve caught up & Oh My God!!! What in the sh*tshow has happened? ELEPHANT DINNER? TIGER LUNCH? ADMINISTRATION
The last 5 hours have been amazing
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And how is it safe in the fire hazard of a house?
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The irony of her telling us she is passionate about skincare when she looks like this
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witch legitimately needed to size down the couch……
I have gone full stalker and I’m creeping myself out, but curiosity got the better of me. The conjoining house has a doorway to both areas, that I assume is the same as ELs rental.
As others have said, she's blocking the door with the couch 
it's SUCH a vibe, not being able to use doors and I give you about a week before the kids are opening that door and flinging themselves over the top of the couch to get through. 
She's a moron. She's also put artwork (using the term loosely) behind the tv so it's half cut off by the telly. InteriorDesignerLou™ is hard at work, bleeping up her house, one room at a time !
it's SUCH a vibe, not being able to use doors and I give you about a week before the kids are opening that door and flinging themselves over the top of the couch to get through.
She's a moron. She's also put artwork (using the term loosely) behind the tv so it's half cut off by the telly. InteriorDesignerLou™ is hard at work, bleeping up her house, one room at a time !
That couch is massive! I know everything has already been said, but why can't she leave it in the same spot. It seems weird to block off the sliding door.
Love how halfway during The Chat there's an informercial for a carpet cleaner. That guy selling it had a nice voice.
Why are there no blinds on the window! You can see straight in from the street.
Love how halfway during The Chat there's an informercial for a carpet cleaner. That guy selling it had a nice voice.
Why are there no blinds on the window! You can see straight in from the street.
Three metres by three metres?!?? Plus an ottoman?! But don’t worry guys, it was basically free because she sold some other tit.
The room feels BIGGER now?!? Poor Vida has the TV jammed right up against her face. I’m so baffled by this whole thing.
The room feels BIGGER now?!? Poor Vida has the TV jammed right up against her face. I’m so baffled by this whole thing.
She impulse bought that couch! Saw Brads and instantly got the info and bought the same. Could have spent that on flooringI know when i am broke, I spend a couple of grand on a couch
she didnt even need a new couch. What a deadshit.I reckon it’s longer than the old one and if she had it in the same spot it would have been in front of the heater.
Hang on when did she buy it , we’ve been looking and there are waiting times of 1-6 mnths at a lot of places right now, or did she buy the floor stock ?
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