Sigh. So disappointed. Just sitting here, refreshing insta, waiting for that g-banger poolside arse-selfie...just me??
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Who the duck is recording her? A random? How up herself is she that she thinks it’s perfectly okay to ask a random person to follow her with a camera?
I thought she was just visiting the villa? She said “inviting me for the day” so I don’t think she is staying.
All I could think of as she was sashaying around in her banana condom was that poor poor man filming her. WTF must he have been thinking
All I could think of as she was sashaying around in her banana condom was that poor poor man filming her. WTF must he have been thinking
Probably the driver. Poor fucker, too polite to refuse.
Hope she tips the poor staff who have probably been doing it tough during the pandemic.
Anyone would be sweating like a pig in that super tight dress.
That's one lumpy farken bean bag!
But isn’t everyone’s job to cater to her every whim?! She’s already baby whispered about the chef personally cooking her whatever she wants, the poor love drawing her bath for her, the massages, the blessings, the driver, it’s all just for her. Do you mean to tell me it isn’t?!I thought she was just visiting the villa? She said “inviting me for the day” so I don’t think she is staying.
All I could think of as she was sashaying around in her banana condom was that poor poor man filming her. WTF must he have been thinking
Probably the driver. Poor fucker, too polite to refuse.
I personally haven’t been to Bali but family and friends have. They stay at the regular villas in tourist areas and the housekeeping and cooks bend over backwards for them. And my family are just normal. She’s so delusional it’s quite upsetting.
Yeah, she's Emmylou from Emmylou Loves! Big celebrity! Much famous!But isn’t everyone’s job to cater to her every whim?! She’s already baby whispered about the chef personally cooking her whatever she wants, the poor love drawing her bath for her, the massages, the blessings, the driver, it’s all just for her. Do you mean to tell me it isn’t?!
Wait. The face masks aren’t good for you? Don’t want to start the thread on a tangent, but I’m interested in this!Bless you @SnarkyTart where would we be without youYou deserve a bucket of cheezels, new sheets that aren’t washed, a face mask that’s not good for your skin and your bin emptied for free!!!
Ahhhh duck eh…I was on the train coming home from a mad dog day at work after leaving home at 6am and her farken banana condom outfit is the first thing I see…golly I cackled out loud far too many times and had to stop after the 1st few slides because delirium may have set in and I could’ve been accused of being a complete nutter
Amen! By the time she gets back to her colonics and fruit at the spa we will be two threads ahead lolAll that luxury and I promise there’s no where I’d rather be than putting my child to bed and reading her a story and getting a bedtime cuddle. She’s got three gorgeous kids and she would rather prance about an empty villa!
10 room villa all to herself - that actually sounds sad and lonely. No one to share dinner or a glass of wineor a slab of Bintang!
Boring!!
This yes! I could be presented with all the opulence in the world but unless my hubby and kids were there (aged 18 and 12) mind you not little tackers like old mate, i would feel like a half of a whole. Even if that whole is now EL x 3, that's enough for most and so it should be those children deserve betterAll that luxury and I promise there’s no where I’d rather be than putting my child to bed and reading her a story and getting a bedtime cuddle. She’s got three gorgeous kids and she would rather prance about an empty villa!
10 room villa all to herself - that actually sounds sad and lonely. No one to share dinner or a glass of wine
This needs to be marketed as a GIF!Finally, it worked!
Bali, banana, bum wiggle walk!
I haven't heard anything about face masks being bad for skin but I imagine if you have sensitivities or use the wrong ones for your skin type they could be. In general, Emmy has cooked her skin using the wrong products for her face, and failing to use appropriate sun protection.
Disclaimer: I don't use face masks, and I am not a beauty therapist or a world famous Author/Director/ Producer/ CEO/ Model/ Skydiver/ Muay Thai Martial Artist/ Swimmer/ Paramedic/ Pharmacy Buyer/ Cook/ TV Personality
If you want to watch her stories but are blocked on Instagram just head over to her Facebook page it’s all on there. Click on her profile pic
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I'm still catching up but .... a size bleeping 8! 
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The light stims have disappeared off her selling list. Maybe she is on here listening to our feedback!! She could be selling the spf while in Bali, another missed opportunity.
You guys are the best both recaps were fkn hilarious.@Sure...Media! we are not worthyyou have an unbelievable gift - I am dying
Your recaps are my new favourite literature.
Banana condom, pregnant banana, jaundiced penis
Last night’s live she said it was a last minute thing to go to Bali.
Today she said in stories that she went to two warehouses and they gave her freebies.
So which is it?
Literally the model wearing the dress is what you ordered. Lazylou is what you got, a cheap wish version.
Could have worn a linen dress and some cute leather flats. But she is trying her hand at a call girl in Bali.
Poor Rhonda, lazylou will pounce on your man Ketut. Poor Ketut, his penis may fall off from some weird fungus that Lou has.
Last night’s live she said it was a last minute thing to go to Bali.
Today she said in stories that she went to two warehouses and they gave her freebies.
So which is it?
Literally the model wearing the dress is what you ordered. Lazylou is what you got, a cheap wish version.
Could have worn a linen dress and some cute leather flats. But she is trying her hand at a call girl in Bali.
Poor Rhonda, lazylou will pounce on your man Ketut. Poor Ketut, his penis may fall off from some weird fungus that Lou has.
Jesus Christ slow down Tattler’s! I’ve got sooo many pages to catch up on. Let me make a chicken salad wrap with pink salt and a magnesium drink and get stuck in.
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