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Thank you to all the artistic creatives who submitted the bewdiful artworks for our last thread. Just to be clear, this is an intern position so you’re only getting paid in exposure. It’ll be great for your resume. I may offer one of you a proper paid EA job… but your qualifications need to include either a daddy with an overseas resort or a young niece with a boyfriend.
How exciting was the Chemist Warehouse showcase? So so bewdiful. We noticed there was some spare room up the back. Hopefully it gets leased out to someone who does injectables or something. The Bondi Protein guy was genuinely impressed when EmmyLouoneword told him all about the time she was an instructor at the Top Gun academy.
Winter has set in. Time to mothball the midriffs. Namaste away from the family and have another holiday. EL gathered her best summer gear from her floordrobe and smooshed it in to a suitcase. There might even be time to reignite her career as a skydiving instructor.
Taking a well earned break from her studies as a paramedic, she found a few spare days up her sleeve, packed her dental floss and hopped on a Balinese plane to stay in a Balinese villa in some unknown country. Turns out the dental floss can double as underwear. Macgyver move right there. THERE’S A MASSIVE LIZARD!
On her first health retreat this week, ol’ mate asked for her vitamin C but the language barrier proved insurmountable. Ketut provided her plenty of nutritional drinks and a bewdiful dragon fruit bowl but no one could understand through the tears that when she was a buyer for a pharmacy, all the vitamin C came in a 190gm party bag. She looks so hot today. Like a sunrise. Rhonda was not happy.
There was a conspicuous lack of others on this retreat but we finally worked out why. We’re in the 23rd century and she’s Bruce Willis’ co star in The 5th Element. The plot line is something about defeating a cosmic evil force during an apocalyptic war. Explains all the vag baiting and crystals. Clearly Taurus is in Uranus at the moment.
At Udbud (pronounced “Oodbood”, same inflection as “ciao peppay”) she enjoyed a big bowl of broth with soup. Oh my goodness! Can’t wait to see that in the next cook book. So divine.
Normally a fan of autobiographies, our mate decided she just needed some fiction escapism to read by the pool to help remove her from the current headspace she’s in. Meanwhile the staff at Bookphobia high-fived themselves to sleep when they found just the book for Her.
We enjoyed the comfort of an Insta live. We all got a little shoutout and it was just divine to finally be acknowledged as one of the tribe. You saved our lives my Bintang Banana! Coz that’s what you do on an expensive recuperative trip. Hang with a bunch of strangers online, dodge the good questions and bore them to sleep. For those of us who stayed up long enough, we enjoyed an authentic mukbang experience. Reminds us of that time she was a welterweight boxer.
Now she’s found her voice, who knows what she’s been talking out of for the last decade.
On this cold winter night we’re all inspired suddenly to snuggle down and cook a pork roast. Weird. We were all vegan the other day.
Anyway ladies, you’ve all been asking in my DMs and I’m ready to deliver! Our first annual tribe holiday to Lake Locopomo is only 3 weeks away!! Just in time for school holidays. Please remember to pack your mammary macrame bikini, size down on any coats and fast track your passports.
Thank you to all the artistic creatives who submitted the bewdiful artworks for our last thread. Just to be clear, this is an intern position so you’re only getting paid in exposure. It’ll be great for your resume. I may offer one of you a proper paid EA job… but your qualifications need to include either a daddy with an overseas resort or a young niece with a boyfriend.
How exciting was the Chemist Warehouse showcase? So so bewdiful. We noticed there was some spare room up the back. Hopefully it gets leased out to someone who does injectables or something. The Bondi Protein guy was genuinely impressed when EmmyLouoneword told him all about the time she was an instructor at the Top Gun academy.
Winter has set in. Time to mothball the midriffs. Namaste away from the family and have another holiday. EL gathered her best summer gear from her floordrobe and smooshed it in to a suitcase. There might even be time to reignite her career as a skydiving instructor.
Taking a well earned break from her studies as a paramedic, she found a few spare days up her sleeve, packed her dental floss and hopped on a Balinese plane to stay in a Balinese villa in some unknown country. Turns out the dental floss can double as underwear. Macgyver move right there. THERE’S A MASSIVE LIZARD!
On her first health retreat this week, ol’ mate asked for her vitamin C but the language barrier proved insurmountable. Ketut provided her plenty of nutritional drinks and a bewdiful dragon fruit bowl but no one could understand through the tears that when she was a buyer for a pharmacy, all the vitamin C came in a 190gm party bag. She looks so hot today. Like a sunrise. Rhonda was not happy.
There was a conspicuous lack of others on this retreat but we finally worked out why. We’re in the 23rd century and she’s Bruce Willis’ co star in The 5th Element. The plot line is something about defeating a cosmic evil force during an apocalyptic war. Explains all the vag baiting and crystals. Clearly Taurus is in Uranus at the moment.
At Udbud (pronounced “Oodbood”, same inflection as “ciao peppay”) she enjoyed a big bowl of broth with soup. Oh my goodness! Can’t wait to see that in the next cook book. So divine.
Normally a fan of autobiographies, our mate decided she just needed some fiction escapism to read by the pool to help remove her from the current headspace she’s in. Meanwhile the staff at Bookphobia high-fived themselves to sleep when they found just the book for Her.
We enjoyed the comfort of an Insta live. We all got a little shoutout and it was just divine to finally be acknowledged as one of the tribe. You saved our lives my Bintang Banana! Coz that’s what you do on an expensive recuperative trip. Hang with a bunch of strangers online, dodge the good questions and bore them to sleep. For those of us who stayed up long enough, we enjoyed an authentic mukbang experience. Reminds us of that time she was a welterweight boxer.
Now she’s found her voice, who knows what she’s been talking out of for the last decade.
On this cold winter night we’re all inspired suddenly to snuggle down and cook a pork roast. Weird. We were all vegan the other day.
Anyway ladies, you’ve all been asking in my DMs and I’m ready to deliver! Our first annual tribe holiday to Lake Locopomo is only 3 weeks away!! Just in time for school holidays. Please remember to pack your mammary macrame bikini, size down on any coats and fast track your passports.
to you by the letter B, in honour of Bali, bananas, Big Bird and Emmylou's abominable style.
