Took one for the team and watched the vlog. Here is a run down.
Day 1
- eating talking about how good her skin is now and how she has been working out in the mornings with her PT?
- opening a glossy box advent calendar which was gifted
- writing in a notebook and 2 seconds of a meeting with her manager?
- went to Asda on the 1st December and was shocked they had sold out of advent calendars. Moans that the shop is too busy.
- puts fake ponytail on. Thinks she is shit hot. Talks about the giveaway. Drinks water.
- goes to Asda at 8pm to get some eggs to bake her banana loaf. (is this essential shopping?)
- admits she is last minute with everything! +1 for self awareness.
- asks people to tell her what she should buy her family.
ADVERT
- shot of her midriff while baking, could have lived without that.
- day 2 opening of advent calendar
- hungry again, makes breakfast and heads to work. No sign of the morning workout.
- 5 minute makeup look.
- talks about Spotify
- finally leaves the house, slips, +1 for entertainment value.
- filming herself packing orders while attempting to sing but pretending she isn’t trying.
ADVERT #2 of 7
- talks about that personalised tissue paper AGAIN!
- gets brows done. They do look good.Brags that all she has is a wax and tint.
- goes to home sense
- shows off her £200 coffee machine, shows off £5 cup
- sits on floor and complains of sore thighs from yesterday’s non existent workout
- shows off 2 £20 lamps
- shows off candles. Shop bought not AllShody™️ ones.
- shows off authentic pasta and olive oil. Pat on the back that she resisted the marble cake.
- shows off £13 chopping board.
- brags she didn’t spend a lot and then goes on to say she spent £110.
DAY 3 (or 300 feel like I have been watching this for years)
- shot of the £200 coffee machine
- plan for the day is therapy and ‘work’
- fills water bottle
- talks about coffee pods
- pat on the back that she didn’t cry at therapy again.
- bitches about an ‘angry lady’ in her DM’s telling her she needs to label her all body ads. (Which one of you is the ‘angry lady’
)
- jam packed day of packing orders and putting labels on candles.
- admits she has 2 blogs from turkey she hasn’t uploaded but drops a spoiler alert she is wearing the NEW all body tracksuit. So exciting!
ANOTHER 2 ADVERTS
- her explaining to someone how she blogs
- has food stuck to her face as pointed out by her dad
- making bath soaks
- karaoke time again.
- ‘empowering’ speech about how she won’t be treated as ‘whatever’
- shows the 2 salmon filets, apparently one is to pack away to eat at a later time (
)
Day 4
- up early (for her) as she is going to get her nails done. Spoiler alert we know they are ugly.
- running late but has time to show off her coffee
- packed into the car in that winter coat looking like that character from big hero 6
- informs us she spoke to her friend on FaceTime about emotional self harm. Cried to her mate and felt better. She is healing
2 MORE ADVERTS
- gets nails done. Comes back to a parking ticket
- brags about her car
- apparently has loads to do but wants to go home and eat Burger King
- shows off to do list.
- chomps on Burger King even though she knows it will give her stomach ache in an hour
- does makeup to film tictok haul
Day 5
- off to a slow start... again. Admits it’s 12:50!!!
- feels she can’t do anything till she cleans her flat. Films it because apparently we enjoy it
- opens advent calendar
2 MORE ADVERTS!!!
- plans to go see her nephew at her parents but when she gets there her brother and nephew have gone.
- makes pasta while jumping round with wine in hand
2 MORE ADS!
- films herself eating
- films herself knocking a nail in the wall
- hangs a £5 wall decoration
Day whatever
- she admits she didn’t finish the blog but is editing it to post
- hopes we enjoy it and will see us again next week (spoiler alert she won’t)
side note she had her hair scraped back all week! That poor scalp. And it is clear she does not have enough content for regular vlogs. Almost died of boredom! A while 45 minutes of crap!!!!