FUCKING HELL!!!! Stop!!!! No!!! I have a heart condition and I can’t be dealing with this!!!
also Emma, contour isn’t for everyone!!!
FUCKING HELL!!!! Stop!!!! No!!! I have a heart condition and I can’t be dealing with this!!!she needs to show us the result of that scribbling on her face she's calling contouring!! there isn't a technique out there that could fix her face! show us your make up Em
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I think she uses that Maybelline stuff that you leave on for a bit and then peel off? But even in later photos it still looks like she's forgotten to peel it off, and used a shade too dark!Well we all saw the Real Emma on her live the other day! And it was NOT a size 14. Or 16. Or 18 for that matter!
Ya gurl looks like Humpty Dumpty.
Why are her eyebrows black?!
Omg fecking hell!!Does anyone need a new profile pic?? 
Not everyone is good at make up, whatever... But where has she got the idea to scribble contour directly all over her nose?
What's that little squiggle on her forehead?
100% rehearsed! So obvious!Is it just me who thought this whole interaction had been rehearsed? It was so weird and awkward.
Agreed! The first dress is way better suited to her shape (even if it does need ironing with an industrial press!) than the cat dress ever will be. And she’s not wearing a stupid headband with the blue dress so it automatically looks better! The belt on the car dress sits in the wrong place on her - although we all know it’ll disappear never to be seen again as soon as she has it on for five minutes.That blue dress looked kind of nice and she changed into that other monstrosity
I was going to say this! Emma, the dark bits go on the side of your nose, not in the middle unless you want to emphasise it which you must not doI think she uses that Maybelline stuff that you leave on for a bit and then peel off? But even in later photos it still looks like she's forgotten to peel it off, and used a shade too dark!Honestly they don't look good!
Omg fecking hell!!. The middle bit on the nose is meant to be highlighted and the sides contoured...I mean I'm no expert by any means but I know that much!
What's that little squiggle on her forehead?. I have one stubborn little crease on my forehead (probably from having resting bitch face! ) but I don't know what I'm worrying about as that is one crinkly forehead!
I think she’s just getting better at finding her angles. The screenshots from her live the other day show she’s way off the size she portrays in the photos she takes.Very weird! She does like she's started losing weight again.
Especially when the “getting lucky” refers to going to B&M! Seriously Emma, get a life!It's actually embarrassing that two grown adults have rehearsed, recorded, and posted that story about 'getting lucky'
Given the option of a nightEspecially when the “getting lucky” refers to going to B&M! Seriously Emma, get a life!
Literally came on to say just this!! Why not save your money and just make food at home? If you were so desperate for a date night, go out for a walk together, go see some Christmas lights, just spend time together! Dates absolutely do not need to involve food.Why would you pay to go to an all you can eat if you can eat a tiny bit? Surely that’s wasting money. Restaurants have been open a day and they’re already eating out. (Im tier 3 so secretly bitter ha!)
Definitely ToekneeGiven the option of a nightgetting lucky with Macdonald vs. going to B&M, I know which one i'd choose!
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