Emma Blackery

[threwoutthewindow]

Seriously, though, how sad does your life have to be to find out your boyfriend was a cheater and go “I’ll just ignore it and hope it goes away?” Not to mention knowing early in the relationship that he’s married but deciding to be okay with it. That’s gonna bite her in the ass hard and by the time she finally realizes how wrong she was she’ll have years of regret.

And then there’s her heavily implying that “rumors” are the reason her career went downhill and not her putting little-no effort into her music and content, constantly changing everything about herself and shagging on people who even so much as bring up her previous eras, and overall being rude and mean to her fans. I know the last point was the reason why I personally stopped supporting her, because she used (and still uses) her fans as emotional scratching posts. But no, she’s mad that people are smarter than she thought and put the pieces together about her being a homewrecker so she decided, rather than not date a married man in the first place, she’d blame those people instead for everything wrong in her life. I’ve met 14 year olds with more tact and maturity than her.

 

[Cyclophage]

Her singing voice really is just terrible, so screechy and whiny, I’ve seen her live and everything and it’s no better there, surprised she doesn’t auto tune the fuck out of her voice at this point.

 

[Louise13]

Honestly I don’t like either of them but it’s funny to think of Cherry sat in her Tesla listening to Emma’s song while Emma drives by in her Ssang Yong

 

[wordzalad]

She came up on my tiktok… talking about Robin Thicke and Blurred Lines.

Yes, the lyrics are a bit pervy but like Emma, bestie, honey, sweetie, THE SONG IS NINE YEARS OLD

 

[coffeeandwine]

I swear the only reason he’s not hopping into a different bed every night is covid. I went to school with a dude who was cheating on his girlfriend so much he had a whole separate hook-up apartment (knew a chick who knew a chick who lived next door to said apartment), and Davey gives me the exact same vibes as that guy did. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s also had a separate place for his mistresses, or if he’s planning to get one once covid dies down and more chicks are willing to hop into bed with him no questions asked like Emma did.

There's also no photos of her on his social media while hers is riddled with photos of him and, while she inundates his photos with cringey 'He's all mine '-esque comments, he's conspicuously absent from comments on her photos. The only mention of her on his Instagram is that she's his tour manager. It definitely seems like he's trying to make himself look available.

 

[NeoCortex]

The phrasing she uses there. "Stealing from his beloved" meaning he told Emma he didn't love his wife, so that makes it ok!

 

[threwoutthewindow]

You mean yourself?

 

[Chinese_whispers]

Has anybody noticed that Emma's Birmingham venue has been downgraded to a smaller one? Seems like sales aren't going well...

Look at the difference, I'm starting to feel bad for her

I’m not. Her music is shite (although admittedly has potential if it wasn’t her singing it.), she’s rude to her fans, doesn’t market herself well and isn’t consistent. She was never going to be dodie level of successful but she could have done alright for herself if she didn’t have such an ego.

 

[wordzalad]

Emma Blackery calling the chief medical advisor scary looking and saying he’s shit at his job because of the pandemic. It’s not him who sets the lockdown rules, you stupid bint. It’s Boris Johnson and his government. The advisor can only ADVISE. He can’t make the rules.

Also this is the same girl who in the lockdown made a patreon and started begging for money and a whole video about how to support artists. How about you actually make some good music and then you wouldn’t have to beg your likely teenaged, likely furloughed or made unemployed fans to fund your wardrobe.

Mate the man is a doctor and he’s contributed more to the world than Emma and her shitey flop songs do. Musician my arse. I’ve seen buskers with better talent.

I’m all for self love and confidence but she genuinely is the most narcissistic “influencer” out there.

I was quite an Emma Balckery Fan and I used to listen to her music a lot but then I kind of forgot about her because she did some questionable things. I cam across her latest video today where she makes 'The Elvis Sandwich' and decided to unsubscribe because this isn‘t interesting content for me. I found it so irritating how often she mentioned that people who like peanut butter are weird. I don’t even like it myself but it was so exhausting to see her act this opinionated.
Anyways, what I thought was much more interesting is that although she has 1.3 million subscribers (madness really) this video only has 11 thousand videos. I feel sorry for how irrelevant she has become. That‘s honestly so bad

Also embarrassing for her that she used to be friends with Jaackmate and shouted out his “small” channel and he’ll probably overtake her...

How long till she tries to be his mate again

 

[threwoutthewindow]

Sure enough, look what she retweeted today

yes, trans lives ARE more important than Harry Potter, but they’re also more important than your petty bullshit grudges or your ego or even your need to always look superior to others. If you truly care about the cause, actually advocate for trans lives. If this is just another way to get back at your enemies, stfu forever.

also, hi Emma! Sound off wherever you are!

 

[NeoCortex]

She only has like 9 fans anyway? And they already spent their pocket money on her album and shit leggings.

Watch her order a cameo from herself using another account so she can prove that at lest SoMeOnE is ordering her cameos! seriously if this doesn’t prove how obsessed with herself she is I don’t know what will

Oh we know she will do that, she already does it with twitter and insta

Right who wants to take the hit and make her do a shout out to Rolf Harris, Ian Watkins, Jimmy Saville or Prince Andrew?

 

[sercombe]

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What will she does first?
Make a killing off her fans or give up on cameo?

It’s already gone up in price!!!

 

[threwoutthewindow]

She tweeted earlier being salty about people saying her songs would sound good if they weren’t sung by her, like girlie, take the hint. I know I personally can’t stand her voice in her songs, especially whatever the fuck she’s doing now, but I would listen to them if they were sung by literally anyone else.

 

[threwoutthewindow]

She’s back to shilling for her three-show-“tour”. Wish we could see how many tickets are still left but I guess we’ll get an idea after people post videos and we get to see just how empty each location is

also, Emma, you might not want to attach specific milestone dates to your relationship publicly, or some people may start doing the math, and, well, it’s not gonna end well for you and your “they were already fully separated and there were no other women” narrative

 

[NeoCortex]

Such a contrast there. She almost seems self aware at that point too, realising she isn't all that popular but wants to try anyway. Then saying there is no going back to click baitey shite, no more changes of appearance etc. She actually sounds pretty downbeat in that video, like for a brief moment she did come to terms with her dwindling popularity and general lack of appeal. And also just how hard it would be for her to get anywhere from then on.

The point she makes also about how after releasing an album she would go scattershot with YouTube content and panic hits home there, as it is exactly what she is doing now. Seeing Poop in a box fall out of the charts quicker than that meteorite that entered the upper atmosphere the other day must make her feel like shit. But the flip side is also if she really had put her heart and soul into the new album it would probably not be bombing like this. She wouldn't need to ponce a shit mobile from South Korea or rely on around £30 a week from youtube ad revenue to make ends meet.

Like where is this self aware Emma now, who said there is no going back if the album flops. Its all or nothing. That Emma may well have realised that by saying that she has to accept that it is and forever shall be just a hobby to her, she isn't willing enough or talented enough to put in the effort required to attain and maintain stardom.

That said she seems like the person now that would flounce out of a morning shift in a small village cafe for being stressed out and under pressure delivering all those Eccles cakes to old fogies.

 

[glowsquid]

What on earth??? Predictably she's already getting defensive about it too.

No, Emma, it's because this is the most unexpected sponsorship ever? Surely she had to know people were gonna be baffled.

 

[scrivaboo]

I have found my people. Emma why??? Please stop forcing yourself to constantly reinvent your personality, I’ve been there - therapy is cool!!!

 

[NeoCortex]

Or maybe she deletes all negative comments and is only left with two positive ones?

 

[alethophobia]

She only has like 9 fans anyway? And they already spent their pocket money on her album and shit leggings.



Oh we know she will do that, she already does it with twitter and insta

Right who wants to take the hit and make her do a shout out to Rolf Harris, Ian Watkins, Jimmy Saville or Prince Andrew?

part of me wants to do ones that are like

“Hi Emma my friend Cherry is a big fan, shes been growing her business for the last few years, can you congratulate her?”
or
“Hi emma my friend rebecca recently got married, could you congratulate her and tell her how proud i am of her for marrying the lovely lukas!”

but i don’t have £20 to throw away on such bullshit

 

[glowsquid]

It definitely absolutely completely wasn't planned that she drop the exact same cover on the exact same day as Doja Cat, a highly popular artist...but here's the ebeg name dropping Doja anyway At least she didn't tag her, I would've died.