Emma Blackery

[threwoutthewindow]

She’s out here still referring to the three shows she’s gonna do next year as a “tour” if that’s a tour, then me getting up to go take a tit is an epic journey. Just because three shows happen to take place within a few days of each other doesn’t make it a tour, it’s just three shows.

Also, just checked and she hasn’t updated her banner image on Twitter with the new show dates. Considering how much time she has to stalk former fans and search her own name over and over, she could take some time to edit some dates on an image, or even just replace it with something else entirely. Ah, the priorities of Emma…

 

[threwoutthewindow]

Hey, she updated her Twitter banner! You’re welcome for the reminder, Emma

 

[curiousninja]

That was probably to her advantage... I can guarantee that ticket sales aren't going well

I understand it's a different situation but it just reminds me of that time she rescheduled her villains tour. She probably didn't sell many tickets and made an excuse to reschedule to the end of the year. She must be relieved! Not like anything will change by then.

 

[wordzalad]

She’s losing YT followers like mad. Won’t be long before she has to crawl back to YT and then moans no one watches her videos.

The guy who busks in town is more of a musician than Emma. At least people listen to them

 

[figgypud]

She’s losing YT followers like mad. Won’t be long before she has to crawl back to YT and then moans no one watches her videos.

The guy who busks in town is more of a musician than Emma. At least people listen to them

Oh god, don't give her ideas, I work in Birmingham

 

[YTZeleb23]

happy new era, emma. hype for the next flop.

 

[threwoutthewindow]

How bleeping patronizing. Emma, there’s a way to tell someone they got something right without having to be such a passive-aggressive ass about it, especially when you’re talking to someone who’s clearly a fan.

 

[wordzalad]

Lmao you mean Magnetised that was 100% the real her, just like Villains was until it wasn’t.

im not that much younger than you Emma but here’s some bleeping advice for free. Take accountability of your mistakes and work with your colleagues/team to fix them. stop pretending to be this “passive aggressive sassy bad witch” and then saying you were forced into decisions.

she’s desperate for the narrative that she’s a sass queen or whatever 2010s youtube edgelord word she wants but she’s even more desperate for fame that she drops that Bad witch act and follows like a little lap dog whenever a manager gives her a different idea.

 

[threwoutthewindow]

stop pretending to be this “passive aggressive sassy bad witch” and then saying you were forced into decisions.

but she’s even more desperate for fame that she drops that Bad witch act and follows like a little lap dog whenever a manager gives her a different idea.

It would be a different story if it happened once or twice, but with every failed phase (which is just every new phase lol) she has someone else to blame, always someone besides her, whether it’s a former manager or ex-boyfriend or even her own fans, with the “you said you wanted this but you didn’t give me enough views” excuse. Always jumping ship the second something doesn’t make her go instantly viral, but fails to realize that not only is she only driving away the fans who came for one phase only to be rudely told it’s not the “real her so stop bringing it up” just a few months later, but most everyone can see right through her whenever she starts a new phase and know she’s only doing it, not because she’s interested it it, but because she thinks it’ll get her clicks and engagement. Needless to say I don’t think this essay phase is gonna last much longer, since video essays require a lot of work and effort, both things she struggles at, and she’s definitely not getting the returns she expected. No way is she gonna keep this going knowing her. I’ll be surprised if we don’t have a new phase by February.

 

[YTZeleb23]

"changing phases more than the moon" is Emma's new twitter bio. imagine an endless personality crisis becoming your only personality.

happy new phase.

 

[threwoutthewindow]

I love whenever she complains about money or is shilling her patreon more than usual and then automatically turns around and splurges on a huge purchase reminds me of the first time she had a patreon, how it was only up for just long enough for her to be able to go on a huge shopping spree and then mysteriously went down right after.

 

[NeoCortex]

The tour must have sold well for her to be able to afford that.

 

[wordzalad]

Her muppet fans funding it just like they did with her £600 skirts in her fashion blogger phase

 

[Chinese_whispers]

Her muppet fans funding it just like they did with her £600 skirts in her fashion blogger phase

I quite liked Boxes of Foxes It didn't last long, none of her phases ever do but it was probably my favourite. Definitely her less chaotic phase at least. Now that I think of it I didn't mind the person she presented as when she was with Luke full stop. He seems like a good person in general so maybe she mirrored that?

 

[hollowcrown]

I love whenever she complains about money or is shilling her patreon more than usual and then automatically turns around and splurges on a huge purchase reminds me of the first time she had a patreon, how it was only up for just long enough for her to be able to go on a huge shopping spree and then mysteriously went down right after.
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gal just buy a midi keyboard

 

[NeoCortex]

I was gonna say why not get a proper piano?

 

[threwoutthewindow]

She said in multiple tweets that it was a planned purchase, she researched “so much”, but she also admitted she forgot to get a stool “in her excitement of finding it” so I’m willing to bet it’s just an impulse buy she’s trying to mask as an informed purchase because she knows how it looks for her to be constantly complaining about money and pushing her merch + patreon and acting like she’s gonna have to get a real job any day now, only to turn around and blow over £100 on a bleeping keyboard.

This is definitely the £600 skirt all over again.

 

[wordzalad]

Remember when she tried guilt tripping her fans “how to support your fave” during lockdown when most of them (being teenagers and working part time/Weekend jobs) were probably furloughed…

100% that picks up again. It’s your fault you’re not supporting me in the best way, I deserve your money for more impulsive buys.

 

[curiousninja]

Has anybody noticed that Emma's Birmingham venue has been downgraded to a smaller one? Seems like sales aren't going well...

Look at the difference, I'm starting to feel bad for her

 

[Chinese_whispers]

Has anybody noticed that Emma's Birmingham venue has been downgraded to a smaller one? Seems like sales aren't going well...

Look at the difference, I'm starting to feel bad for her

I’m not. Her music is rit (although admittedly has potential if it wasn’t her singing it.), she’s rude to her fans, doesn’t market herself well and isn’t consistent. She was never going to be dodie level of successful but she could have done alright for herself if she didn’t have such an ego.