Emilywalters_journal #10 hubby wants to do a runner, all Ella wishes for is a mum who’s a bit funner
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Emily, you can post all the loved-up photos/texts you want, but we all know that your husband talks tit about you and wants to leave.
Limp dick Dave
That needs mentioning in the next thread titleLimp dick Dave
Wonder how many face panels she will lose tonight and be telling anybody who is interested tomorrow ( heads up em nobody is interested )
Hopefully she'll get one in the face
Limp dick moley don’t want Emily’s holey…..That needs mentioning in the next thread title
Was that too far??
Her love of expensive brownies makes it impossible to saveThat needs mentioning in the next thread title
and her very existence is resented by Limp Dick DaveI’ll get my coat
Limp Dick Dave might be the best nickname I’ve ever come across on Tattle.
Usually wouldn’t condone making fun of potential medical conditions/abnormal bodily functions but I don’t think there’s anything medical going on there, his wife is just an absolute unit.
Usually wouldn’t condone making fun of potential medical conditions/abnormal bodily functions but I don’t think there’s anything medical going on there, his wife is just an absolute unit.
She looks like a witch...maybe she'll pop out wearing her black sack and a house will land on her 
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🪄Or a fence panelShe looks like a witch...maybe she'll pop out wearing her black sack and a house will land on her
Emily hun and Limp dick dave sitting in a tree,
F A L L I N G,
because she’s a fat lump,
and his a bit limp,
come on davey,
don’t give in!
F A L L I N G,
because she’s a fat lump,
and his a bit limp,
come on davey,
don’t give in!
To be fair to moley no wonder he's as limp as an out of date lettuce. Have you seen what he's working with?
Bet it slips out and he doesn’t even notice just slips into one of her many rolls, she’s too busy thinking about the next time she deep throats another brownie
Corn rows hahahahahaMight straighten out those corn rows of hers
He's got to get it in first... definitely a case of "fart and give us a clue"
Thread suggestion Daves flaccid Emily’s massiveThat needs mentioning in the next thread title
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