Emilywalters_journal #10 hubby wants to do a runner, all Ella wishes for is a mum who’s a bit funner

[ChubClubThug]

She's a complete narcissist people like her don't change, it will only get worse. He should leave her. I don't believe in staying together for the kids. He would be a better father without her pushing him down. He shouldn't feel bad for not being able to get it up for that thing, a whole pack of viagra couldn't persuade it looking at the bleeping state of it a lot of errection problems are psychological for men, so little wonder it doesn't want you Emily

 

[pixieroo]

Hubby struggles to perform, baby comes along just as their marriage is ending. We sure Emily hasn’t been buying vinted sperm and a turkey baster?

Wouldn't put it past her to do a turkey baster and used condoms..!

Loving the tea... - really not surprised at any of the stories either. No wonder he looked so shell-shocked at the baby news... maybe he was going for #newyearnewme and was going to leave her after Christmas

#freemoley

 

[Fattygettinfit]

But he was gutted that it was a pregnancy test and not a PlayStation game #viagragate #freemoley

 

[Blah blah 2020]

Bet everytime she shares on her stories she is buying him a ps game now he's like oooh tit

 

[Busybeepea]

Oh wow. What bloke goes to work and says he can’t get it in his wife’s sausage wallet?

Come on Moley have some pride !!

Fuckinghell it’s quiet on stories this morning. Can someone ring Asda to check if Moleys turned up for his shift.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Oh wow. What bloke goes to work and says he can’t get it in his wife’s sausage wallet?

Come on Moley have some pride !!

Fuckinghell it’s quiet on stories this morning. Can someone ring Asda to check if Moleys turned up for his shift.

That's when you know he's ready to leave because anyone else would be mortified and wouldn't want anyone knowing

 

[Offish]

Oh wow. What bloke goes to work and says he can’t get it in his wife’s sausage wallet?

Come on Moley have some pride !!

Fuckinghell it’s quiet on stories this morning. Can someone ring Asda to check if Moleys turned up for his shift.

I’m a bit worried for his safety… altho knowing our lovely em hun, she’d be doing stories about buying the shovel and choosing the spot for his shallow grave. Can’t miss a chance for a bit of engagement, ‘spot A or spot B??’

 

[uglybettybetty]

That's when you know he's ready to leave because anyone else would be mortified and wouldn't want anyone knowing

Yep! To quote apparently he said it along the lines of this “we were having trouble bein intimate at one point and I felt like it was because of all the arguing but the wife thought it was about her. We got past it now but it was tough” apparently the staff men kinda all talk about their wives in the staff room and laugh about it lol…. I mean doesn’t that show there must be an issue in their marriage?

 

[Fattygettinfit]

Yep! To quote apparently he said it along the lines of this “we were having trouble bein intimate at one point and I felt like it was because of all the arguing but the wife thought it was about her. We got past it now but it was tough” apparently the staff men kinda all talk about their wives in the staff room and laugh about it lol…. I mean doesn’t that show there must be an issue in their marriage?

Ffs, I reckon he put an asda "bag for life" over her head and done the deed. Cue the PlayStation gift...oh no, wait its a pregnancy test

Oh duck off Emily, she's on her rants again

 

[ChampagneBox]

Ffs, I reckon he put an asda "bag for life" over her head and done the deed. Cue the PlayStation gift...oh no, wait its a pregnancy test

Oh duck off Emily, she's on her rants again

Hmmmm a story about Moleys parenting when we’ve been talking about him on here? SUSPICIOUS

 

[Rose94]

I mean, I’m not surprised he was struggling in that department. She’s not exactly sex on a stick, and talks to him like tit.. not quite a recipe for romance

More like sex on a kebab stick

 

[Fattygettinfit]

More like sex on a kebab stick

Or a fuckin bread stick

 

[Offish]

Hmmmm a story about Moleys parenting when we’ve been talking about him on here? SUSPICIOUS

She’s so embarrassing talk about overegging the pudding, we know you hate the man really!

 

[ChubClubThug]

So desperate to make out they're such a great couple... duck off Emily you're enough to make a plastic ruler go limp

 

[pixieroo]

Probably couldn't wait to get out of bed and away from her - any excuse to pack his 'go bag' in secret!

Or his only chance to get his hands on one of the last remaining cookies before she shovels them down her hole all day.

 

[Virgin Media Fan]

Ok ok I know it's been said a billion times but it's bleeping bitter outside so WHERE IS YOUR BABY'S COAT!!!!!

 

[Offish]

Ok ok I know it's been said a billion times but it's bleeping bitter outside so WHERE IS YOUR BABY'S COAT!!!!!

So depressing, why doesn’t she care enough to put a bloody coat on her?!

 

[Gossipgirl92]

Oh wow. What bloke goes to work and says he can’t get it in his wife’s sausage wallet?

Come on Moley have some pride !!

Fuckinghell it’s quiet on stories this morning. Can someone ring Asda to check if Moleys turned up for his shift.

I literally laughed so much at this comment than I tried to explain to my husband what I was talking about and he was like who are these people you’re on about

 

[Fattygettinfit]

Ok ok I know it's been said a billion times but it's bleeping bitter outside so WHERE IS YOUR BABY'S COAT!!!!!

She doesn't wear one cos her tight arse mother won't buy her one You can bet that lard arse is wearing her bleeping quilt though, oops sorry I meant coat!!!!!

 

[Sumatelse]

Ffs that shop is one of the coldest to go in. Its nearly all freezers....shes a twit