Emily Canham #13 Not her fault if you’re triggered, still no James.. who’d have figured?

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I agree it’s weird. But I honestly think he wants his freedom and doesn’t want her there 24/7. But it sounds like she’s planning to move to LA for a year whilst the house is being renovated and I think that’ll be the make or break of them. Either they’ll decide to keep living together or he’ll have dumped her…

you can’t live together for a year then go back to living apart for no reason. Well you can but no normal couple would.
She can only stay there three months at a time unless she is in the process of getting a visa. She does nothing of note to hit the criteria for a visa.

She’d have to cross the Mexican border once every there months to reset her three months and I can’t see her being bothered to do that.

James clearly wants the best of both worlds and probably enjoys that she can’t be there all the time 😂
 
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She can only stay there three months at a time unless she is in the process of getting a visa. She does nothing of note to hit the criteria for a visa.

She’d have to cross the Mexican border once every there months to reset her three months and I can’t see her being bothered to do that.

James clearly wants the best of both worlds and probably enjoys that she can’t be there all the time 😂
The way she worded it sounded like she was getting a visa as she said she didn’t wanna jinx it and didn’t have the green light just yet. That all sounds like getting a visa to me.

YouTubers can get a specific visa that’s designed for people with ‘extraordinary talents’. But there’s YouTubers with way less subscribers than Emily who have received it. So I can see her maybe getting approved for it.
 
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The way she worded it sounded like she was getting a visa as she said she didn’t wanna jinx it and didn’t have the green light just yet. That all sounds like getting a visa to me.

YouTubers can get a specific visa that’s designed for people with ‘extraordinary talents’. But there’s YouTubers with way less subscribers than Emily. So I can see her maybe getting approved for it.
Ah I didn’t realise that!

what’s the point in buying a house if you are going to move to the other side of the world. Surely you would want to be near by during building works? The mind boggles.

She’s clearly only brought it for content. She will never be happy will she always looking to the next thing before the current thing has even started.
 
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Ah I didn’t realise that!

what’s the point in buying a house if you are going to move to the other side of the world. Surely you would want to be near by during building works? The mind boggles.

She’s clearly only brought it for content. She will never be happy will she always looking to the next thing before the current thing has even started.
She basically said all the things had come at once and she’d be an idiot to say no to all of them…..
 
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Her buying a house is so dumb then if she’s just moving to LA.
Like is she just gonna move back here once the renovation is done and get back on with her life?
The second she moves to LA I’m unfollowing - her Wannabe LA influencer vibes are just too insufferable.
Also is she really going to go to another country for a year, leaving all of her friends and family behind, to be with a guy who doesn’t care enough to visit her half the time? Dumb move
 
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Her buying a house is so dumb then if she’s just moving to LA.
Like is she just gonna move back here once the renovation is done and get back on with her life?
The second she moves to LA I’m unfollowing - her Wannabe LA influencer vibes are just too insufferable.
Also is she really going to go to another country for a year, leaving all of her friends and family behind, to be with a guy who doesn’t care enough to visit her half the time? Dumb move
I feel like if she does move to LA she’ll be flying back every couple of weeks to see the house progress and her parents anyway. It’s such a waste to move there.
 
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I feel like if she does move to LA she’ll be flying back every couple of weeks to see the house progress and her parents anyway. It’s such a waste to move there.
THIS!!!

100000% so she can pretend she is living that jet set lifestyle again
 
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Oh great it’s bone broth season… a way for Emily to pretend she’s eating food when she’s not!

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Her buying a house is so dumb then if she’s just moving to LA.
Like is she just gonna move back here once the renovation is done and get back on with her life?
The second she moves to LA I’m unfollowing - her Wannabe LA influencer vibes are just too insufferable.
Also is she really going to go to another country for a year, leaving all of her friends and family behind, to be with a guy who doesn’t care enough to visit her half the time? Dumb move
I don’t think she realises how different actually living there will be. Every day can’t be a holiday which is what I think she thinks it will be.

It will be such a shock to the system, yes they speak English but it is still a foreign country after all! Life is very different there.
 
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I didn’t even realise she’d made a whole new YouTube channel lol she hasn’t mentioned it much? What is the point really
 
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Ah I didn’t realise that!

what’s the point in buying a house if you are going to move to the other side of the world. Surely you would want to be near by during building works? The mind boggles.

She’s clearly only brought it for content. She will never be happy will she always looking to the next thing before the current thing has even started.
I have a feeling that her new house is close to James' UK house in Cornwall or wherever his house is in the UK. Why would she write a letter to the owner of her new house as to why she really wanted to buy it? I don't know anyone who does that. What a weirdo. She was obviously desperate to get it which makes me think that the house is close to James, also she mentioned him helping out in her house. I guess all will be revealed soon as to which area of the UK it is.

When did she become a property / renovation expert? It really irks me that influencers can suddenly become 'experts' in different fields and feel like they can give advice (or make whole channels and business ventures from it) when they have zero experience and/or qualifications. Just because you bought a house, doesn't suddenly make you an oracle in property. It's a bit like putting a piece of flat pack furniture together and suddenly thinking you're an expert in carpentry, or taking a few selfies and thinking you're Annie Leibovitz.

Also, really bizarre that she's talking about filming her journey (and other people's journeys too) but she'll be thousands of miles away in LA. It just goes to show that there is zero passion behind 'welcome home'. The only thing she is passionate about is making money and pretending to be a #lavlogger!

ETA - 'I called my mOm' 🤢
I've noticed her YouTube intro says Emily Canham London??? Thought she lived in Northamptonshire. I think perhaps the reason for it is because when she moves to LA her intro will be Emily Canham LA.
 
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Her buying a house is so dumb then if she’s just moving to LA.
Like is she just gonna move back here once the renovation is done and get back on with her life?
The second she moves to LA I’m unfollowing - her Wannabe LA influencer vibes are just too insufferable.
Also is she really going to go to another country for a year, leaving all of her friends and family behind, to be with a guy who doesn’t care enough to visit her half the time? Dumb move
What friends?
 
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What friends?
Sorry, I should’ve said “friend”, singular 😂😂
Side note, did anyone ever read the sleepover club books and the two mean girls were called the “M&Ms” because their names were Emily and Emma? 😂
 
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View attachment 839944Honey it’s impossible to have that many followers already. 😂
Thanks to her uploading this pic and it popping up on my feed I was reminded I was still following this account - not anymore!

That landing doesn't look like a residential property, it looks cold and industrial to me. Still, hers to blandly decorate as she sees fit, in all likelihood with freebies or heavily discounted items that she will affiliate link to and expect everyone else to pay full whack for. I hope James moves in and she can finally realise how happy they can be together 24 / 7.
 
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Emily’s leaked letter to the owner:

Dear Mrs House Owner,

My name is Emily Canham (Can-um) and I just want you to know that I think your house is the dreamiest house ever.

I don’t always know when things are wrong (trust me, I moved in with my first boyfriend after three weeks and he ended up swearing at me; then I let my second boyfriend move in with me after three months and he ended up cheating on me) - but I know when things are right, and when I saw your house on RightMove I started crying and I had to call my Mom because I just could picture myself living there with my dog Cody and my boyfriend James. (That’s James Bourne. He’s famous. You might know him from projects such as Busted, McBusted, Son of Dork, Murder at the Gates (Unreleased - still) and his second solo album Sugar Beach. The latter is destined to be a flop but the point still stands: he’s a millionaire so if you want a buyer with cash in hand, vote for us.

Things I love about the property: its gorgeous high ceilings (I’m 6”4 so this is essential); the storage in the kitchen for my extensive Le Crueset collection and the fact it has 5 bedrooms because James will no doubt want his own, away from me.

To be honest I don’t want to be cheesy, but I moved out at 17 and since then my house has never felt like a home. I had a really tough time at school because despite having two best friends (they called us the Victoria’s) I didn’t like when anyone said anything mean to me or when a teacher told me to come for lessons when I didn’t want to - so I’d sulk in the toilets and ring my Mom to come pick me up IMMEDIATELY. Which she always did. Of course. She’s kinda scared of me. I always get want I want. Which brings me back to: your dreamy house.

I can see this being my forever home, after searching for that for so long since 17. James will probably still live in LA. But I can see myself here forever. Imhereforever, if you will.

Yours sincerely,

EmLie Canham
 
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Another extremely low calorie way of pretending she’s “healthy”.

I used to blend raw broccoli and water and drink that when I was in the depth of my eating disorder and convince myself it was healthy, girl that’s just gross.

She needs help!
 
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Feeling more like a boomer than a millennial but what the heck is bone broth? Like chicken broth for soup but bones!?
 
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Emily's mother has been selling beauty products and bundles on marketplace. I would assume most of these have been gifted at some point .
Hopefully the money is being sent a charitys way. 😕
 
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