But Em has no style so can’t do this. I honestly can’t see what the next 5 years looks like for her unless she has baby or wedding content [/QUOTE said:It would not surprise anyone now you've posted this... because we all definitely know that orange wotsit reads here.
Hopefully Matt has more sense than this.
Unfortunately Mike Ashley has bought Missguided! That man will take anything!She’s fast fashion all over, as sad as it is about missguided I’ll be glad when this kind of influencer has fucked off for good.
I’m howling!She’s been baiting an engagement for months on end.
The wedding dress of dreams will be made of polyester or furniture style boucle (fake tan smears obv) and have cut outs and be so affordable but she’ll jump transition into something even more flammable part way through, slinky and clearly making her uncomfortable at the top, and aff link it for all the many people asking. She will wear the weird grey shoe boots. her hair will be dry, greasy and same as always, hair sprayed down to her forehead, and her makeup will be orange and heavy (she’ll have a quick peloton ride before in it because it’ll be so good post sweat!)
Matt’s invite will come in a pr box and he will look miserable, only to be made better if it can be held somewhere he can play golf, the dusty alcohol bottles from previous ad pr will come out and a table or three will be covered in charcuterie, hopefully high enough that her dog doesn’t get to it first. She’ll only invite people that help her brand- family to milk wholesome content from, influencers with far bigger or at least way more engaged audiences (the bar is so low) and pr gifters. Everyone will be twirling with their arms up. She’ll send a gift registry to the pr companies and will pay for absolutely nothing.
She’s fast fashion all over, as sad as it is about missguided I’ll be glad when this kind of influencer has fucked off for good.
Please someone grab that handle so that she can’tEm would 10000% start an @emshelwedding account if she ever does get married
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