I love you felix.Don’t give up
I thought I had retired, but I’ve had to think again.
I’ve dusted off my thinking cap and I’m looking for my pen.
Alas my pens not working, what’s a poet got to do.
I’m going to have to scribble on the bottom of my shoe.
It’s been a fix for dodgy pens for eighty years or more.
But now my wife’s berating me for ink upon the floor.
She staring at me now, with a look I think could kill.
Thank god that I resisted, and didn’t use my quill.
I thought if I left poetry I might have had more luck.
I wanted to be scholarly and write a lengthy book.
I even chose a subject, how my dogs don’t like to roam.
But I only wrote the title, I called it “Pets. A Tome”
Someone’s selling supplements, “ooh the packaging is nice”
But they have them in the chemists for a quarter of the price?
“My immune system is working, and it’s really all I need”
“but I’ll gobble down the supplements” without thinking of your greed.
“Ive had my hair analysis and things are really bad.
It says that I am pregnant and my beagle is the dad.
Ellie are these accurate? This was really not my plan.
Especially as I’ve got no dog and I’m a 40 year old man.
Sending out the invites of a party planned for me.
Thinking of the times I’ll have and the people I will see.
The thing about a party though, you know its not the best.
When looking at the buffet, there’s more pork pies than guests.
Ripping out your meters, is the way to go.
Done by dodgy Steve, a feller that you know.
“Can you help me Ellie? there’s no energy in the ground,
And the council and the bailiffs and the police are coming round”
“Ellie can you help me, I’ve got to go to court.
I always thought you’d help us when there’s battles to be fought.
I took my meters out, I did what you implored.
But Ellie, now we need you, we’re simply being ignored.”
Can you help me Ellie? I’ve a lump inside my breast.
Please please can you help me? I need to know what’s best.
But Ellie doesn’t answer her , her message goes unread.
And now the girl is panicking for the things that lie ahead.
I’ve followed you for years Ellie, and I stood up for you.
I didn’t have a mammogram cos you told me not to do.
Please Ellie will you answer me I’m really getting scared.
But Ellie never answers, its like she never cared.
You cannot trust a troofer or anything they said.
They promised “end of august you will definitely be dead”
It will come true they’re bleating, just you wait and see.
As they quietly change the prediction date to 2023.
You think you’ve seen it all, their lies and all their drama.
And then you stare in disbelief at the things on Panorama.
Keep on going Tattlers, their platforms we must smash.
Stop them spreading bollocks and lets cut off their cash.
Ellie Grey #21 It's my party and I'll lie if I want to
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I love you felix.
There will never be a time when a fig roll isn't appropriate.
Genius, as always. Yet I laughed and felt sad in almost equal measures, as the reality of your words hit home.
Ooh yummy! 
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Oh god she's embarking on a podcast. Funny how she's not claiming her lawyer credentials anymore.
Yet another echo chamber with unqualified people talking to idiots who'll blindly follow
Yet another echo chamber with unqualified people talking to idiots who'll blindly follow
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Yup not only writing crap now talking shite with special guests
I vote Northernoik , Nosey or if the twit provides Fig rolls maybe Fatfelix will turn up who will be her 1st guest 
Place your bets please
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Across the country every dimwit attention seeking duck nugget thinks their "secret information " can now see the light of day...
This woman is a train wreck. Imagine being so thick but so disturbingly paranoid about normal day today life to the point where you actually believe all
This pish she comes out with?! BASKET CASE!!!
This pish she comes out with?! BASKET CASE!!!
Another thing for the it’ll never happen list
I've done a lot of things for a fig roll but I'm not sure I'd go that far...Yup not only writing crap now talking shite with special guests
Place your bets please
If one of you lovely lot will send me pins, I’ll shove them in my eyes.Yup not only writing crap now talking shite with special guests
Place your bets please
I think, she might have 'followers ', who are very intrigued...about her 'actions', followers, who really don't know? Let's see.I really hope it’s the end….. she’s on about 60 odd k of followers on her new account, and I bet that only about 4 - 5k of them are genuine IF that. I’ve seen huge influencer accounts (in their hundreds of thousands) set up side accounts for either their home reno page, or another side business… and these accounts barely get 6 to 10k. The amount of times that Ellie has created a new account, asking people to follow… She’s probably lost a lot of followers along the way who never bothered to follow, or once the pandemic settled and life was back to normal people just weren’t interested in her sort of stuff anymore. She has to buy these followers mainly to preserve her “status” and to trick people into thinking she’s still relevant. I’ve seen real accounts grow, and the speed in which that can take is not days and weeks like her accounts. It’s so transparent!you can fool your idiotic chumps but you can’t fool us, and anyone else with more than 5 brain cells. Frauuudddd.
All Ok can say, or WE, can be say!
Ellie, we are on a constant of following you!
Attempt number 18374849 of trying to get famous …. now with a podcast! “Ellie Rogan” … She has absolutely no charisma, no sense of humour, so will be relying on her “guests” to carry it. I can listen to any subject matter if it’s done in an entertaining way, but this will be painful. I’d honestly rather listen to Batshit Biba! And why does she have to book out a studio in London when you can just buy the equipment and do it yourself? The only good things I can see to come out of this is that she will
a) show herself up
b) show just how uneducated she is
c) more credible people will come forward to debunk her bollox
d) show to everyone what a boring no personality person she is.
Go right ahead Ellie
“Behind the lies” - the irony! Someone needs to do a podcast on “Behind the lies …… of Ellie Grey”.
… She has absolutely no charisma, no sense of humour, so will be relying on her “guests” to carry it. I can listen to any subject matter if it’s done in an entertaining way, but this will be painful. I’d honestly rather listen to Batshit Biba! And why does she have to book out a studio in London when you can just buy the equipment and do it yourself? The only good things I can see to come out of this is that she willa) show herself up
b) show just how uneducated she is
c) more credible people will come forward to debunk her bollox
d) show to everyone what a boring no personality person she is.
Go right ahead Ellie
“Behind the lies” - the irony! Someone needs to do a podcast on “Behind the lies …… of Ellie Grey”.
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Does that not just sound like the troofer/podcast version of QVC? She is essentially proposing a shopping channel podcast for charlatans. Let's get a handful of questionable healthcare professionals and gas engineers on to talk about why reality is bad but their book of nonsense, private practice or dangerous meter swaps is obviously superior and you can buy it here for what is a ludicrous amount for bullshit.
Alternative healthcare practitioners welcome...along with their ability to extort money from the vulnerable. Let's not forget the profits involved in 'Wellness' and 'Alternative medicine' well exceeds that of pharma, doesn't require the profits to also help fund R&D, nor requires the strict regulation involved in allopathic medicine/big pharma. They get away with making huge profit from easily suggestible people, selling them pointless or even dangerous supplements used incorrectly (where are the balanced diets they all claim?) and hugely expensive water (water does not hold memories that will cure your cancer, diabetes, heart disease, etc.). I can see numerous patients in a shift who get advice, no prescription meds given. I have yet to see someone leave an 'Alternative practitioner' with only advice and not being pushed into buying supplements or paying for (often sham) treatments, often after paying for the consultation too and being told its important for regular appts.
Now let's really do a podcast on 'behind the lies' and focus on the real lies over the last few years...not sure how well EG and the Merry Idiots would come off if lies are being discussed.
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Perhaps Ellie could borrow Jenna's podcast van. It doesn't seem to get used much lol
Can we quickly set up a podcast 'Behind The Lies'?! lol
Ellie is such a twit. She will only have people on that will deepen her echo chamber. Great research Ellie!! Absolute loser. Would be hilarious if someone came on a ruined her. Though she would never air that. Like her censored 'Uncensored Forum' on PTTP. She censored it when she couldn't control people who didn't agree 100% with her... no idea who that could be - it definitely was not me!
Ellie is such a twit. She will only have people on that will deepen her echo chamber. Great research Ellie!! Absolute loser. Would be hilarious if someone came on a ruined her. Though she would never air that. Like her censored 'Uncensored Forum' on PTTP. She censored it when she couldn't control people who didn't agree 100% with her... no idea who that could be - it definitely was not me!
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