The Christmas Poem.
(Contains little reference to Christmas *)
* Other religious festivals are available…
Exposing nothings raging, he thinks this girls a fool.
“Let’s do a live together, and then see who looks cool”
“It’s just a simple question mate, no need to do a live.
Ketchup on your burger or mayonnaise with chive”.
Ashy has his followers who think he is a king.
But he’s thick and ineffective and he’s not achieved a thing.
His followers are dopey and a pile of useless twats.
He’s the pied piper of nobheads, but he only took the rats.
They’re expert on the needles now, despite them talking crap.
They’ve not injected Boris cos “they aint took off the cap”.
A simple search on google tells you all you need to know.
The needles are all genuine and not just there for show.
Is Piers Corbyn real or did they make him up for laughs?
With his bumbling Tesco videos and monopoly money gaffs.
He represents the ‘Movement’ but he’s everything that’s bad.
I’d want to rewrite history if that pillock was my dad.
My cousins butchers hairdresser is on the Instagram.
Spouting Covid rubbish, she just doesn’t give a damn.
Cut and pasting bollocks while she waxes ladies bits.
But most of them just follow her cos they want to see her tits.
They can change our DNA; we know it’s in their plan.
I saw it in a documentary entitled “spiderman”
It took a single bite from a special spiders gob.
And now he’s climbing buildings and he’s got a bigger knob.
I’ll have a bit of that I thought, swinging through the skies.
So I found a likely spider and I stared into its eyes.
But to make a spider bite you is very hard to do.
And now I’ve got an Asbo and I’m banned from Chester Zoo.
I rang the zoo and asked them “the charges will you drop?”
As all I want is spider powers and a tea towel from the shop.
NO they said, deffo not, it simply isn’t fair.
You fiddling with our spiders shows you really just don’t care.
An anagram of Omnicron is moronic “Cant they see”
They also said “No Crimbo” despite the fact there is no B.
They’re fighting for their freedoms and they’re doing it for you.
But none of them can tell you of the things they couldn’t do.
Im sure that in the new year, the vaccine they will get.
Then they’ll log onto their laptops and they’ll google ‘Easy Jet’.
They’ll be bored of being troofers and the things they have to say.
They’ll take the double jab and then they’ll go on holiday.
The hard nosed troofers wont though, they’ll never go away.
With their PTTP hoodies they’ll unwrap on Christmas day.
Thank you fellow Tattlers for everything you do.
Sending Christmas greetings from the Felixes to you.