Her insta bio should read 'Rent-a-desk attorney by day, scammer & wannabe tradwife by night'
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I agree in the context of life but Elle graduated university in May 2011 and started working a few months after that. She's been in her "legal career" for over ten years, so there is nothing young, beginner or new about her professional endeavours.
She needs to grow up, in multiple capacities. The young professional silliness is the tip of her deluded iceberg.
I agree, 34-year-old is not an OLD person but calling yourself 'young professional' makes others think you just got your first job.
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Also, can we take a minute to mourn the death of Smelle's fantasy life?
there is no way that Joe or Chris the English troll would have had their wife go back to work 3 months after childbirth
Especially if it wasn't a permanent role. I wonder if she watches Hallmark movies while 'reviewing contracts' or whatever she does for a living lol The fact Smelle is back at work is telling, clearly you can't support a family of three (+ Spermbrows) in a rented McMansion on Papa Fish salary.
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Moving Mt Nordstrom from Vancouver to Florida to Hawaii to Seattle to Bainbridge, renting countless storage units and paying for cat hotels, renting airbnbs in Seattle, wasting months studying for WA bar and paying for it, just to marry a religious hick Fishy was a poor return on investment.