Elle Florence #17 Unplanned pregnancymas: A #girlboss guide to creating a life you want to hide

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Who has presents for an unborn child put under the christmas tree??? This is very disturbing…..
Aaaaaand : the rodents are back!!! 🐭
 
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45 freakin' minutes? LOL

Why does she sound so phlegmy? Like you could literally hear the phlegm in her throat bubbling up as she speaks. Ugh.
 
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45 freakin' minutes? LOL

Why does she sound so phlegmy? Like you could literally hear the phlegm in her throat bubbling up as she speaks. Ugh.
Does anyone else find themselves clearing their throats as she talks? 🙋‍♀️
 
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I did not see one piece of furniture that I hadn’t seen before. This guy must not own anything.
 
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Looking unhinged. :LOL:

Is the look she was going for - "Blair Waldorf gets committed to a psychiatric hospital?"
 
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bleeping Santa BeBe, why can't she just put that monstrosity out of its misery
Haha this comment made me snort my coffee laughing!

I must now invest in her that insanely marked up Nouvelle sweater (it was something like $500 or $600 I believe?) to hide this new stain on my top. Totally worth it because I'm dying of LOLs 🤣
 
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She seriously expects people to pay triple digits for this paper thin cloth with sleeves...you gotta be shittin' me Mrs. Gumstrup or whatever the hell your new legal name is nowadays.
 
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Wonder if she'll gift her new in-laws rodent Christmas ornaments?
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Who has presents for an unborn child put under the christmas tree??? This is very disturbing…..
Aaaaaand : the rodents are back!!! 🐭
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She seriously expects people to pay triple digits for this paper thin cloth with sleeves...you gotta be shittin' me Mrs. Gumstrup or whatever the hell your new legal name is nowadays.
Thin materials are a fashion design decision inspired by her thin (size zero) waistline for Elle 🙄
 
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I didn’t realize this was a week long vlog. I thought it was all filmed on 1 day since she didn’t leave the house at all really.

Why did she clutter up that entire house? It’s only going to get worse for fishy. I bet they have a guaranteed Amazon & Nordstrom delivery daily.

Did anyone figure out when she got pregnant? Was it the Destin trip?
 
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I did not see one piece of furniture that I hadn’t seen before. This guy must not own anything.
He's so not into all this it's hilarious. I joked about it before but I seriously believe she trapped someone who wanted none of this with that baby. WTF Elle? Even for you this is a disaster.
 
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Who is brave enough to drink every time she says “my husband”?

Oh my god. There’s a cow-skinned rug. The opposite of Vancouver Elle.
 
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How did she get Joe and Chris to pay all the rent and house bills? I didn’t watch during the Chris period but I was there for the Joe period. I just can’t imagine anyone agreeing to pay for everything. Was anyone able to figure out the rent on a condo like theirs?
For Chris it was his apt I believe so he would have had to pay it before her.... therefore I can see it being less of a big deal in that case. For Joe, I don't know, since they got that apt together I think.
 
He's so not into all this it's hilarious. I joked about it before but I seriously believe she trapped someone who wanted none of this with that baby. WTF Elle? Even for you this is a disaster.
No signs of that guy anywhere. Does he really live there??!
 
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