Elle Darby-Swift #76 'The Texas Chain-Store Ambassador'

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evoway13

She's been in her 'fight or flight vibe' since moving to Americahhh

They're not returning to the UK anytime soon.........maybe that's because they've signed a rental agreement for a year.......

She's 'constricted*' to a small section of HEB , where they stock a few British food items ......*restricted (after she spent $150 on British food from a British food shop - and asks her subscribers to send her some more British food - and probably expects them to pay the £50 shipping and custom's taxes too for a small box of groceries. Elle thinks that Heinz tomato soup is around £0.10p over here......it's £1.70)

She's in her new 'era' of home decor, influenced by Nancy Meyers
 
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Roxypoxy

Haha no I'm feeling you on this! He's looking well. Happier.
 
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Kimmee

I cracked up when Connor pointed out the choccy digestives as IF she has been moaning the last 3 months that she can’t get them there ! Not only can she get them but they are in her local supermarket

Also “ A WEEK in the life” with the kids in the thumbnail ( they are not featured but she must know they work as clickbait ) as the vlog is filmed in what I assume is the “couple” of days that they are in childcare (only 2 days shown in the vlog not a week ) but the first day she talks about the hair clips she got from the dollar shop the day previous where the kids were also not there , so are they actually in childcare for 3 days a week ?

Super glad that going to shops to buy crap fills up Elle’s cup on the days away from her kids IMO she was talking as if the kids were such an inconvenience to her marriage but maybe that was just me !

I wonder what the boys will make of these videos when they are older
 
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ellyjelly2

Brave or stupid to bugger off to a country where you hadn’t even bothered to check if you would be eligible to rent a property!!
 
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WhiteOrchid


Can't she just jump into her Fuck Off Era permanently.
 
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Loveitme

ill join you Well i dont know if i find him attractive in that way.But I think he came across...nice ? likeable ? maybe
 
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RubySky478

Loveitme said:
ill join you Well i dont know if i find him attractive in that way.But I think he came across...nice ? likeable ? maybe
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He actually seems quite…normal? A nice bloke into fitness with kids and a wife. Wife a little dodgy though.
 
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tam

She spent 140 dollars in the British store and didn't really question the cost? Also she moaned for ages about not being able to have britsh foods yet there was a shop literally where they live? Surely she would have researched it if it was that important.
 
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Mascaragirl

She addressed a lot about the comments of people saying she didn’t seem happy in America. She said she is happy but doesn’t want to pretend it’s all sunshine and rainbows, and her and Connor said they have no plans to come back to the UK anytime soon, and will ‘definitely’ be staying in the US at minimum for the duration of their visa.

They seem happier now their children are in childcare, but like others have said, their childcare is just for them to go shopping, for normal people it’s to work
 
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ellyjelly2

Nope, still can’t get over that Elle thinks boil in the bag rice is only in America
 
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justonemorepage

ellyjelly2 said:
Nope, still can’t get over that Elle thinks boil in the bag rice is only in America
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In my sleep deprived mind I read this as you thinking she looked like a boil in the bag rice in that outfit

She looks like such an idiot. And who moves to a country where they can't stand the climate? Surely that's one of the things you research before you go?
 
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evoway13

Vesta curries were 'boil in the bag'.........long before we had domestic microwaves! .....showing my age......
 
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wonderbread

Belly carried out ZERO research on her move… other than watch other Insta Moms take trips to Target and Starbucks and thought she could give it a try 🫠
 
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authorn00b

She said moving to America filled her cup and she was finally happy, then later admitted it was stressful as hell and not what she thought it would be, but having the dogs arrive finally made her happy, then admitted she was still stressed, but going to Disney World filled her cup, then admitted it was chaotic and she was glad to be home but having Katie visit was just what she needed, then she said she was pretty much glad to have Katie leave, and now getting childcare for the boys enables her to fill her cup, but then she says she wishes she lived in S. J Maas' fictional world instead of the real world...
You all are right; she needs a new therapist.

Also, the look of pure venom on her face when Connor hijacked the newest vlog at the beginning and didn't give a shit that she was clearly so angry about him being more upbeat and interesting than her and having the fucking nerve to wear clothes that he chose for himself instead of what she wanted him to wear. I think she was threatened by what he was wearing because he looked really good and she felt inadequate beside him. Her face from 5:00 onwards is golden. And then she shouts to talk over him while he's explaining the shoes that they bought for Saint. The hostility coming off her is so obvious and Connor's not reacting to it at all. Meanwhile, Hector is following Connor around the kitchen and couldn't give a toss about Elle.

I think Connor edits her vlogs. I don't think she'd have left in the part that showed how petulantly childish she is when someone else takes away her viewers' attention. I used to be quite neutral towards her, but now, I'm seeing her true colours. With the cracks showing in Elle's facade and Connor becoming more confident and less pandering to her attitude, I sense there's a pretty big storm brewing.
 
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Gossipgoat

Yes Elle that outfit does look too boiling for Texas as it’s literally boots. My legs would be sweating as well
Also face of a 50 year old woman (no offence to any women in their 50s)
 

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