Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse

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Not just any multi-storey car park either…. RETURN OF THE PISS STAINED CAR PARK GUYS. It’s a momentous day.

Mmmmmm the smell of a pissy car park whilst the heat of the golden hour warms that pissy stench up. Yum!

BRAVO ON WEARING TROUSERS FOR ONCE THOUGH!
 
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View attachment 819353Does she have to take credit for absolutely everything . Or always reverts it back to her .
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Have you seen the comment left on his launch post . All that money to look like a scruffy bag bag of shit. There no style or class with this pair. Just chav a with no taste or sense of style.

She will be raging at that hahahaha
What was the comment? 🥸
 

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Insta vs reality
Reedly ffs! No its Readly... Thick as mince

 
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At least she’s wearing trousers for once! The boots are horrendous though don’t get the hype with them!
 
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Those prices are criminal! You can get a Nike hoodie for much cheaper than that. Let’s not talk about the socks £10 for one pair!?
 
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£45 for a T-shirt! That business is going to be a right disaster and I can’t wait to watch that Shit show unfold
 
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No men will be buying them. It’s just the obsessed angle gal girlfriends buying them for the ‘boyfriend in the back’. It’s shit and the prices are ridiculous. I’d rather get my hypothetical boyfriend some trainers or after shave.
 
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The comments on Con Jobs overpriced tatty sweats
Wait for the discount code to appear - “LAUNCH1” where to celebrate the launch of Swft they want to thank new customers for their support by giving them a whopping 1% off their first order Elle’s deluded angles will be swayed by a discount code and duped into buying the overpriced tat for their boyfriends
 
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Mmmmmm the smell of a pissy car park whilst the heat of the golden hour warms that pissy stench up. Yum!

BRAVO ON WEARING TROUSERS FOR ONCE THOUGH!
golden hour? More like golden shower in that pissy car park if you spend too long in the stairwell.
 
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These influencers always release the first drop of their loungwear line and expect to become overnight millionaires! You have to keep reinvesting to make it work longterm. He thought he could ride on the back of his girlfriend's own equally as expensive and equally as shoddy made clothing collection, and think it would be a big hit. She's got 4-5x more followers than him. He's not going to become Ralph Lauren overnight...

He'll be stomping around his vampire cave like a stroppy teenager tonight. No doubt in the next vlog Belly will be bigging it up saying everything sold out (because they only stocked 5 of each item...)

https://giphy.com/ygXJLAjIUJqWQ
 
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How much?!??! Daylight robbery. You can buy so many more DECENT Well established brands for those prices!!
 
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Woopsies .... No one's buying your overpriced tat
it’s all probably from the same overseas sweatshop that Belly Carby uses too. So quality won’t be high.
 
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