Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse

[mcgee]

What the fuck is a cosy dinner?

Apparently lighting a candle makes a dinner cosy, even a hello fresh stirfry Elle could stick a lit B&M candle next to a cheesy wotsit sandwich and she’d call it a cosy lunch

 

[longtimelurker86]

There are just no words sometimes

 

[namalot]

Brand new from SWFT: wank socks to use in your cavern while you scroll through all the fit 16 year olds instas

Ps wish one cup con would learn to spell

 

[Piamia]

That is in fact, false! It is actually Elle Darby who was pregnant for 462.5 days

 

[Andy19]

The first dress is a Zuhair Murad Mariage dress and is the best part of £15,000

Well, it’s official. Money cannot buy you class. How the hell has she made a £15,000 look cheap and nasty.

 

[lmao123]

Instagram currently down, bet Carby is fuming

 

[WordsFromReuben]

Elles been reading her Tattle thread again… I think she does it just to bait us… HI ELLE BOO

 

[bananabutter]

Just watched the vlog and come onto here. I noticed a few times when she was trying out the cookies etc he said ‘ohhh Elle’ and stuff like ‘that’s a big bite’ and on about how they had just ordered breakfast. So sad to see especially how she has said she is struggling with her body at the moment. I’m not sure if he thinks he’s just being supportive but that sort of behaviour would hurt me

It’s so toxic! Unbelievable really but she can’t see it, she has heart eyes on because he’s complimenting her for once. That entire conversation in the car about how “we’ve decided to do this so we look our best at the wedding etc etc” but only talks about elles transformation and elles change. Take the hint Elle he’s never stopped exercising he just wants you to start!

I had a partner who was obsessed with the gym and if he ever ate snacks like that with me he would comment about how he’d have to work it off and it drove me mental just enjoy your life have the treat! I should add he never pushed that on to me like Connor does with Elle though

 

[WhiteOrchid]

I know this is Petty but the way she say Choccy digestives absolute makes me rage

It's the patronising tone, that she over emphasises in the middle or the end of every sentence in a slightly higher pitch... For Me!

 

[Lizz17uk]

Jesus fucking christ

I don’t know what she has done to her face recently….but it is NOT a good look! Someone needs to tell her to step away from the fillers :/ obviously she has been having stuff done for years which I find crazy but the most recent lot, dear god it’s like her cheeks are migrating up into her eyes!! It’s really bad :/

 

[isibisi41]

she's an xs guyssss.

 

[n0syparker1]

not to worry, Elle’s method to prevent crying is to dose him up on calpol! Don’t think she understands it’s for when your child is poorly not to prevent them being a hassle

Recently had our 8 week jabs and the nurse told me to give calpol as soon as we got home to try and get ahead of an fevers he might have. So maybe that's why she's done it. Not that the calpol stayed in his mouth - it went all over his face within seconds!

 

[amyy]

He's defo pushing for her too loose weight, what an absolute selfish twat, RED FLAG ELLE!!!

After a few babies she will defo struggle to lose it, well it won't be as easy, I hope he's prepared for that

 

[sheleg]

Calpol was the good stuff. Personally I good tixylix gross.

Remember that neon yellow or pink antibiotic liquid? That stuff was the business. I once tried to fake tonsillitis to get it, but my mum wasn't having any of it.

 

[jawidjanqndn]

No cycling shorts in site is this girl for real.

One gust of wind and tiny crack is out to the public

 

[WhiteOrchid]

No cycling shorts in site is this girl for real.

Christ. She must have to bend with her knees to get low enough to pick Suzuki up from his pram without half of Bath getting an eye full of her Sheriff's Badge.

 

[mcgee]

The fact Conman’s ad talks about pizza being for the boys dinner tonight and Elle’s posting shortly after about tonight being date night makes it looks like the pizza was for the dogs Clearly not a night with the lads like your making out in your ad when your Mrs blows your story and shows you’re actually out with her

 

[Andy19]

All my internal organs have shrivelled up watching that now tv advert. Someone take this man off the internet.
Also… the joke is they have sky so what’s the point of now tv as well… oh wait… #MONEY!!

 

[formallygeese]

They don’t have a male audience? Why are they bringing out men’s clothing the desperation

Suspect Con is fed up of having to ‘model’ Angelle and Primark. “Eeeeeellllleeeee huuuuuun make me a clothing brand pleeeease, I don’t like wearing girl’s hoodies. Also my Tesla isn’t entertaining me that much, buy me more trainers. I deserve a treeeaat. I’m #thebestdadlife”.

 

[ChubClubThug]

The fact Conman’s ad talks about pizza being for the boys dinner tonight and Elle’s posting shortly after about tonight being date night makes it looks like the pizza was for the dogs Clearly not a night with the lads like your making out in your ad when your Mrs blows your story and shows you’re actually out with her

I caption that second pic: 'no soul and lips like an arsehole'