Elle Darby #30 Biscuit baby bringing in the cash, Con's in the background having a slash

[WhiteOrchid]

Love how the "YoU gUYs ArE LiTERRAlLy ThE WoRsT oF TaTtLe ShE's JuSt HaD a BaBy" comments are being made by newbies or Tattlers that have wondered in that don't know what the vibe is in here normally....

(We're Rascals. Angle Rascals. )

Yes babies, however they come into the World are a blessing, don't shame women for how they look in birth, will they breastfeed etc etc.... I've got two of my own, I love them but somedays they get this close to being listed on eBay, the hilarious little Shitemeisters. But in Elle's case, she is now #blessed enough to buy the entire White Company catalogue and pay off that mortgage a bit quicker because she's dragging out her Son's arrival into this World for expertly manipulated content, views, engagement & money.

Let's all just crack open a packet of Chocolate Digestives and pour a few glasses of kids sized Innocent Smoothies to Baby Biscuit Hello Fresh Chicken Dipper Coffee Frappachino CJ You Do U Boo Swift and try to not call each other Cunts, eh?!

 

[Easilyannoyed]

What pisses me off I wasn’t even allowed to film my 12 week scan of my own baby so I could show my fiancé because he wasn’t allowed to come with me yet all these fuckers can film thief birth I really needed his support and we couldn’t even share that together

 

[elevenxoxo]

Didn’t someone on here say Elle went into the hospital on the Wednesday? They also mentioned their Range Rover wasn’t at their house? Maybe they weren’t trolling us after all…

 

[anonymous94123]

No she’s just wanting to make people wait so she can make as much ££ out of this baby as possible. They’ll be a video next Sunday ‘introducing’ him. Then a birth story, then something else… all so she can milk this as much as possible and gain as much attention and ££ as possible from it.

100% the first video will be a 3 minutes vlog with 2minutes 50seconds showing her pregnancy bump grow then 5 seconds will be of them holding him and can’t see his face, then the next 5 seconds will be a white screen saying How much she thanks her mum for sending her an angel, you heard it here first

 

[jawidjanqndn]

I know it may feel like it, but con wasn’t actually pregnant for 9 months which is what the comment said

please don’t invalidate cons feelings. he has been experiencing sympathy pains & has had to live through a labour simulator. in my eyes he is a hero.

 

[nancydrew21]

Was the birth a suprise Charlotte Tilbury shoot?!

 

[ChubClubThug]

And all the ANGLES sang for himmmmm,
The bells of Domino's rang for himmmmmmmm,
For a boy was born,
king of Hello Fresh.

**if you didn't sing that banger at Christmas in Primary School I shall be wounded**

This thread has been hijacked ... I want my biscuits back immediately I'm going home

 

[Disneylifeonly]

So watching this as someone who is now officially over due.
- the balloon sounds awful and I can't imagine being in hospital for 2 days and been given that and it doing absolutely nothing
- the babys heart rate issues must have been terrifying
- as pathetic as it sounds I cried when she said "give me my baby" because at this point thats all I want as well
- hearing them saying "were just going to give baby a bit of help" is actually really scary, and again, as much as Elle and Connor can drive us mad, at that point, they must have been terrified, because I've been told the time it takes to hear your baby cry so you know their okay is the longest time on earth.
- it sounded like a bit of a shitty birth all in all and I'm quite surprised she was honest about how hard it was. With Carys, she kept trying to say everything that happened was positive, instead of being honest and just saying it was hard and wasn't what she planned.

 

[Nellyellie]

Legit don’t even feel this way about people I know

 

[Jeanie39]

Has anyone else found the whole delay in announcing his name etc quite boring, like I’m over it now its been dragged on and made it old news

 

[Muff_Puff]

 

[Whatstheteasis]

Birth vlog is up and guess what????? It’s only part 1 They’ve filmed absolutely everything, it’s got video montages from the minute she peed on the stick. And she doesn’t even announce his name she’s gonna milk this lil cash cow to death

 

[Lorny]

omg can u imagine if they ever did a dont tell the bride episode elle would be one of the brides that starts crying on the day and storms out if con picked the wrong dress

Conman would pick an XS dress and it would be tantrum central when she can’t get her leg in

 

[Yukon909]

Elles vlog has massively put carys’s to shame

 

[faycooper89]

I’ve always thought he resembled a dug up corpse myself, but I can see the likeness!

I’m pretty sure I went to visit con in a museum back in primary school! I mean it was 25+ years ago but I seem to remember him lying in a sarcophagus

 

[Sara54321]

She's acting like this 'social media break' is all about enjoying the newborn stage but that's absolutely not the reason it's all to build up engagement which is obvious given that she filmed the birth and edited the video and is posting a countdown as if she's some famous celebrity. I bet its absolutely killed her not to post this week.

I'm not saying the baby won't be loved and well cared for but I feel sorry for him that his whole life will be plastered over the internet for everyone to see and used as an accessory for monetary gain for his parents.

 

[Easilyannoyed]

That marvel outfit is my idea of hell it’s the sentiment though so I would have to put the baby in it just so his cousins could see x

 

[Living doll]

Not read the last 10 pages but I bloody loved it to be honest, it was real and fresh and actually excepted becayse I didn’t think we would get to see that much and I’m glad she kept a lot in, I felt for her when it was dragging on and she got disappointed because it weren’t progressing quickly enough, that was refreshing to see actually reality of how it can go and she didn’t sugar coat it. I kid you not I actually shed a tear , it was beautiful to see, plus I actually enjoyed the fact con was watching the footy too because again it’s reality that men watch things or play on their phone etc, or go to sleep on a spare mattress on the floor as they also need to rest, ( or so the EX said ) but no I actually enjoyed it and I’m looking forward to part 2.
Don’t come at me as we all have our opinions .

 

[Booxhoo]

For those who don’t want to watch it:
- she got induced she was in labour for 3 days only dilating to 3cm
- they were worried she would need a section because baby’s heart rate was dropping but in 90 minutes she moved to 7cm
- she drank a cuppa and ate chocolate digestives while in the hospital.
- no section needed.
- footage of her pushing and connor talking her through
- after he was born it went to a black screen with noises which can only be described as porn, then it’s videos of her throughout pregnancy, a video of them three cuddling and then it goes onto a black screen with his date of birth

think that’s the only interesting parts the rest is them just talking

 

[Nellyellie]

Elle Darby #31 Baby McVitie is here, Elle still has tiny crack. We can confirm to the Angles his name isnt Zach