Elle Darby #23 Up the duff, Con's had enough, why's the dog always sniffing her muff?

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I bet in the next few weeks she suddenly gets “gifted” a hospital bag. What an absolute beg! She’s got more money than sense yet begging for a hospital bag it’s actually embarrassing!
 
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“Every top is a crop top at this point” Yes it is when you buy everything several sizes too small. Can’t cope with her
 
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I bet in the next few weeks she suddenly gets “gifted” a hospital bag. What an absolute beg! She’s got more money than sense yet begging for a hospital bag it’s actually embarrassing!
She already peaked with the #gifted £1,000+ pram, so anything else is small fry (and should be free for her as well, the entitled wet wipe )
 
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Even though you believe supposedly you were having a shoot for them when you got your staged engagement???
"Don't know how".... Boo, you've literally spent the last 3 year's begging for Charlotte Tilbury's attention!!
 
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Even though you supposedly believed you were having a shoot for them when you got your staged engagement???
Literally came here to say this exact thing. Can’t believe she’s on their PR list but can believe she was going to have a shoot/ad with them for her engagement. How did her angles fall for that engagement bullshit? she’s a joke and a beg at that
 
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She spent what like a grand in mamas and papas and next yesterday and didn’t think to look for a hospital bag. Yeah right !! And worlds most useful baby item a big teddy bear!
 
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Fucking hate these work shy, lazy twats me. It is all about what they can get for free, nothing is earned or paid for.

Also what a catfish. She looks NOTHING like her Insta photos.

An embarrassment to herself, her family and females in general.

Get a job Elle and some purpose in life because at this point your just a scrounger.
 
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Jeez I used a primark overnight bag when I had my first nearly 10 years ago, then used it for my next 2! All you need is a hold-all style for mum then babies changing bag for their stuff. It amazes me how much shit she asks for engagement when all but one of her sisters have children
 
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I think she looks better in her unedited photos, the filtered ones are absolutely ridiculous. Also agree that asking what bag to get is just a beg for free stuff, I've never heard of anyone buying a specific bag to take into hospital, in what world is that normal?
 
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Must pretend to be healthy and get my innocent kids smoothie in the shot




But forgets to hide her packet of minstrels that she will no doubt eat in one go for a little pre lunch snack
 
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elle i promise no one actually wants a ‘boy talk’ video with the corpse. jesus fucking christ. bet he’s crying looking at the poll results poor con!
 
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elle i promise no one actually wants a ‘boy talk’ video with the corpse. jesus fucking christ. bet he’s crying looking at the poll results poor con!
Maybe he could advise the Angles on dealing with Vitamin D deficiency, hair transplants and his half naked Instagram Model addiction?
 
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elle i promise no one actually wants a ‘boy talk’ video with the corpse. jesus fucking christ. bet he’s crying looking at the poll results poor con!
I feel like a boy talk video with an actual corpse would be way more interesting than anything one cup, Pervy Con has to say x
 
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