Elaine12Jones

[Queenie]

Couldn’t she have brought food with her? After all, Neil’s mum’s on a pension. She’s as tight as a duck’s arse.

 

[Spearmint]

She is meeting with Jane and her husband at the moment, shock horror. Oh and Elaine you're not a foodie, you're a glutton, big difference

 

[memoii11]

She is meeting with Jane and her husband at the moment, shock horror. Oh and Elaine you're not a foodie, you're a glutton, big difference

Omg she's actually gone?! I'm shocked!

 

[Pink]

She not be talking to her soon

 

[Sara_M]

Im genuinely surprised they met up! Acting like the cool kids today with their drinks New thread suggestion #2 Drinks too much gin to ever slim!

 

[mummy_3]

well blow me down! She actually went through with a youtube meet!

 

[kadykal95]

imagine being jane and charlie sat across from elaine and neil knowing full well neil wanks into a cup

 

[Beggars belief]

Jane and Elaine - failures at weight-loss, desperate for fame and to be liked!
Charlie and Neil - bald and won’t except it! under the thumb and lacking personality
Absolute perfect match

New thread name - Elaine Jones, Newcastle’s number one weight-loss expert

 

[bellasmith86]

Neil aged nearly 50 sat with a couple in their 20s

 

[Beggars belief]

Neil aged nearly 50 sat with a couple in their 20s

Lol but the funny thing is said couple act like they are in their 50’s!!!

 

[Haym13]

That was painful

imagine being jane and charlie sat across from elaine and neil knowing full well neil wanks into a cup

 

[Clairey69]

Complain Elaine but size 18 you will remain. And other tall tales

 

[Pink]

Anyone notice Elaine looks abit cosy In the new pic with Neil’s step dad she not even that close with Neil in photos

 

[Sara_M]

Anyone notice Elaine looks abit cosy In the new pic with Neil’s step dad she not even that close with Neil in photos

He looks like he could be Neil's brother. Weird age gap dynamics in that family!

 

[Ispylittleeye]

I just came on to say the same thing. She looks cozier with his step dad!!

 

[memoii11]

Anyone notice Elaine looks abit cosy In the new pic with Neil’s step dad she not even that close with Neil in photos

Probably because she was talking to him about vibrators and cock rings earlier, probably the closest she's got to sex without a turkey baster in a long time!

 

[Pink]

Probably because she was talking to him about vibrators and cock rings earlier, probably the closest she's got to sex without a turkey baster in a long time!

I can’t belive she but that on her story then on about makeing her self embraced Wounded if she brought it for him .

 

[memoii11]

I can’t belive she but that on her story then on about makeing her self embraced Wounded if she brought it for him .

Probably did! Listen out for a buzzing noise tonight, Neil!

 

[Haym13]

She looks massive in this pic!!

Probably did! Listen out for a buzzing noise tonight, Neil!

Omg I nearly spat my drink out then

Also, her saying all they eat is bread! Oh sorry Elaine I forgot you were the health queen! Who does she think she is? God she needs a good slap!!

 

[memoii11]

She looks massive in this pic!!

But she's wearing size 14 clothes and they're so baggy! I hate those boots she always wears! She showed a cupboard full of pretty much the same ones too.

That reminds me, I had a giggle to myself in Matalan yesterday, when two women, approximately 70 years old, walked past me and said that Matalan were really off the mark and everything is so frumpy Mrs Frumpy Jones lives in Matalan!