Elaine12Jones #3 Newcastle's number one sexpert

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To be fair it is "Elaine's birthday weekend" as well and I bet everybody at work will know about it.
 
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She will want to look her best for the party for all the work boys who are keeping her gin supply up!
 
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Oh how I remember child free days! Elaine is the centre of everything, it truly is Elaine's world! She wouldn't know what's hit her bless
 
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97 calories for a little packet of Jammie Dodgers! No way would they fill me up even as a snack
 
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Looks like she's fasting/ cal counting as well, though she won't admit jumping on the train. Funny how there is no breakfast tomorrow and her snack for exactly 10:30 lol.
 
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Did she send these to herself??? Sorry I’m catchin up!
 
Lol someone explain why she isn't helping Neil paint the house? She's not ill, disabled or anything like that, pure laziness! And she wonders why there's so much animosity between them. I do feel for him doing all the housework but he could always put his foot down and say "Can't you help out for once?"

Did she send these to herself??? Sorry I’m catchin up!
I do believe he actually did send them to her work but she didn't tell him about booking the day off. I mean she didn't tell her Mum she had the day off when her Nan fell ill as she "needed a day to herself" rather than go over and help out. Says it all really.
 
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She's said life's not fair and it's ok to think that. I think someone she knows has announced their pregnancy, just a hunch!

Also, she said she's not got a holiday booked but I think they're going away, probably in September, possibly a last minute booking, as a 'make or break' holiday. Just another hunch after buying more summer clothes like she always does before a holiday.
 
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If they have then this is a kick up the arse to do something. This girl totally frustrates the shit out of me. Either get Neil pissed and seduce him or lose SOME FUCKING WEIGHT! I really wanted my son and it took a whole year to get pregnant, my life was consumed by it. Neil is knocking on 50, hurry up and get yourself sorted Elaine
 
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Forgot to post the other day but in a recent live, she said she fancied going "out out" this weekend but, Neil wasnt the "going out" type! B.S!!!! ok, maybe he isn't the "out out" type but, it sounds like hes always trying to make an effort, suggesting dinner etc. She is the one who can never be bothered, preferring to slob about in her dressing gown, having naps. The furthest she can be arsed going is to her mums for a gin.
 
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